I hope someone parodies these.
puffthedragon
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Bible Character Cards on jw.org??
by Scully ini'm not joking.
this is in the family/children section on jw.org - mary - joshua - daniel - ruth - and more!.
i'm lmao that these are so similar to hockey cards or baseball cards that my siblings and i used to get in trouble for collecting when we were kids.
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Bible Character Cards on jw.org??
by Scully ini'm not joking.
this is in the family/children section on jw.org - mary - joshua - daniel - ruth - and more!.
i'm lmao that these are so similar to hockey cards or baseball cards that my siblings and i used to get in trouble for collecting when we were kids.
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puffthedragon
I love how Solomon, David, and Samson are bible heros, but if you do anything they are famous for in a video game, you are unchristian and wouldn't qualify for special privileges.
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Would YOU Have Died For The Witness Religion?
by minimus inwould you have not taken a blood transfusion or a transplant because the gb said it was bad?.
would you have imitated the jws in concentration camps and died for your beliefs?.
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puffthedragon
Yes.
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I am not so sure about this website
by Iamallcool inhttp://assembly-hall.jehovahswitnessesindiana.com/.
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puffthedragon
Yes, and next they will pay all the exbethelites the comparable salaries they would have earned for all the years they served...
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ipads and laptops
by biometrics inmy wife went to the sunday meeting and said nearly everyone had ipads (tablet pcs) or laptops during the watchtower study with downloaded watctowers.. if they provide free wi-fi and coffee, i might start going again..
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puffthedragon
If you have a smartphone, you could set up a hotspot and call it something like, "go to jwfacts.com" or another similar site. Obviously this could bite you if anyone figured out who it was that was doing it.
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January 2013 Watchtower - HAVE JEHOVAHS WITNESSES GIVEN INCORRECT DATES FOR THE END?
by TheStumbler ini was just on the new jw.org site and i have to say, they've done a good job.
it looks pretty sleek and is easy to navigate.
the production values of their magazines (in particular the photos) seems to have improved since i last spent much time on the site.
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puffthedragon
I'm no expert, but if my girl was more than a couple weeks overdue and her doctor kept saying "Its ok, don't worry it'll be here soon enough" I would think about getting a second opinion.
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Crazy Watchtower Edition
by biblecheck insometimes the watchtower takes it too far to find new readers, but this january 2013 issue really takes the cake.... ...this will become a collectors item for sure!!.
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puffthedragon
Ive posted this before but here are a ton of parody "my book of bible stories" stories.
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Another Music Topic - Best of Album of the Last 12 months?
by cantleave infor me nothing comes close to muse's "the second law" - imo muse are up there with the greatest rock bands of all time and this album is near perfect.. .
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puffthedragon
Cantleave I bought that Muse CD a week ago and havent played it, I also got the latest Lamb of God and have been listening to that a lot.
But my favorite CD this year is the Dirtyheads "Cabin by the Sea" is the albulm title. If you havent heard of them, they are similar to Sublime style of music.
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puffthedragon
Is that a recent picture? she looks great
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How much did you plagiarize your talks?
by puffthedragon inwhen i actually really cared, i was an awesome speaker.
i'm not bragging, i actually was terrified of giving talks for so long and all, but apparantly it came off pretty well.
when i was 20 years old, they were giving me parts that were supposed to be only for elders per the km.
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puffthedragon
When I actually really cared, I was an awesome speaker. I'm not bragging, I actually was terrified of giving talks for so long and all, but apparantly it came off pretty well. When I was 20 years old, they were giving me parts that were supposed to be only for elders per the km.
Anyway once I began my downward spiral, fade, whatever you want to call it, I stopped giving a care and would find a WT article from 5 years ago and all but read it. I was no longer serving, so it was just parts on the school by then, but I would have so many people come up to me and genuinely (i think) tell me how great it was and ask me how I got that spin on the theme. No one ever called me out on it, and it took me less than 20 mins to research and write.
Anybody else guilty of the same?