one would think that the god of gods, the creator of everything who wanted to give we puny little humans a handbook for salvation(tm), would make sure that handbook remained authentic.. one who thinks that way would be wrong.. since punctuation is critical to convey exact meanings, i find it strange that the god of gods would pick a written language for his handbook that has no punctuation!
oh, wait!
he also picked another language for that book that had no written vowels!
And if you look close at the start and took out the L. Every one would read the start and know what they are.
"SCRWLD"NSCPSSLTBSKRMNTTCNPD$NN"TML"CXKCLN#NSDGGGNLK"RGHT"
Screwed! [up] [H]TML right?
Just joking around home some of you lol. Humer is based on learning patterns. Figured this might be a funny bit of cripto!
one would think that the god of gods, the creator of everything who wanted to give we puny little humans a handbook for salvation(tm), would make sure that handbook remained authentic.. one who thinks that way would be wrong.. since punctuation is critical to convey exact meanings, i find it strange that the god of gods would pick a written language for his handbook that has no punctuation!
oh, wait!
he also picked another language for that book that had no written vowels!
THEGREEKLANGUGAGEDOESNOTONLYLACKEXCLAMATIONANDPUNCTUATIONMARKSBUTALSOSPACESANDLOWERCASE
Hbrw, n th thr hnd dd nt hv vwls, whch mks t dffclt t rd nd ndrstnd." ROTFLMFAOOL! But may I make it even more close to the bible.
THGRKLNGGGDSNTNLYLCKXCLMTNNDPNCTTNMRKSBTLSSPCSNDLWRCS
Not to mention that it was writen back words for all thouse left handed people. ;-P So:
SCRWLDNSCPSSLTBSKRMNTTCNPD$NNTMLCXKCLN#NSDGGGNLKRGHT
With writting mistakes of cource. ;-)
thanks again for the comments on the ipad in kh rules.
on a similar vein, i've been thinking of all the books i can leave behind once our kh blesses the ipad phenomenon.
in the meantime, this is what i have to lug in and why:.
I shredded all lititure, however I do not want more trees going to waist, so I gave the refrences and old book bages to a random KH when almost no one was there. Somebody needs to make discised watchtowers that have wake up tidbits, that you do not notice enless they are side by side.
does bethel have spies here that are exempt from the "no looking at apostate material" in order to "protect" the org?
i.e.
their job is to view apostate material so they can find out who they can send copyright infringement claims to?.
"Do you mean as an American citizen under the US Constitution? If you are an American, you have this. If you mean here on JWN, @Simon is king here; you have no such rights, but the owner of this "government" determines what constitutes fairness on here, and if you do not wish to abide by the "laws" of @Simon's government, yiu get to self-deport" No I do not mean on one site. I mean like as a whole. Look at how many songs are removed on youtube for take down requests. http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/184470/1/Songs-that-make-you-cry. Government of anytype should not be able to tell simon what he can or can not have on his website. I would go as far as to say he should be able to alow things to insite hatred as well as things that are ilegal in some countree but not in others such as child porn. The internet is like its own world and should not have any interference from any one government. It is a democracy for all. I get mad when I see all the unjust or even just take downs. Before long if this continues I will not even be able to have a site called Jwsandmuslemsarebothcults.info. They will take it down like vultures becouse they want more members and the truth being out will not be alowed. It may get to the point were all these sites are taken down by jws by request kind of how the south park ep "super best friends" disapeared/
long time lurker, first time poster.. .
i'm an ms (accounts servant) in a large congregation in canada.
over the last several years i've faught a hard-won battle to rid my mind of all religous and supernatural beleifs.
I read the first 10 pages then got bored and skipped to 29th. Anyway there was a comment that I do not feel like finding but reminded me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U . Also:Outlaw: I hate your nodding dog. I do not like dogs and it makes me sick whenever I see it. Anyway, sometimes I agree with you. But most of the time you apose NewC and KingS, whom I almost always agree with, so bummer, I skip most of your posts. :-D
it's taken me about 7 years after leaving the watchtower, to become actively involved within the exjw communities.
as part of this i created a couple of videos to, hopefully, help some others.
but what amazed me was the number of people who have pm'd me via youtube who are still active members of the watchtower - who know it's not the truth - but haven't left.
How about killing every member of the GB in with a momb above the GB room instead of a micrephone and inside if the sock? I know you can to it sham. JK. Though it would help a lot realize that they do not have gods baking. Or maybe get an apostate into the printery and have them put apostate ideas in mass runs of the watchtower? Print your own ex watchtower with the same cover and put it in the liteture counter while nobody is looking? I am sure there are good way. Maybe we could target everyone visiting jw -.org to redirect to JWfacts. Maybe people would think that it is the new revamed site filled with actual "New light". :-D rant over/
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this afternoon the song music box dancer came on the radio and i was instantly transported back to 1978 when my best jw friend got married.. this was "their" song ,, they are now divorced and one of them left the religion and is remarried.. another song that makes my skin crawl from a jw standpoint is mambo # 5.. there was an elder from my old hall, j. renfroe who always was telling the young people what music was acceptable for them to listen to.. and this guy was just so opinionated regarding everything.. so one time at a wedding this song comes on and he starts dancing almost uncontrollably.
it was agony to watch, and i ( and many others felt embarrassed for him because of how he was dancing and how his self rightous opinions seemed to be thrown to the wind this evening.. any other examples of music that became tainted from a jw experience ?.
Thanks for sharing "Fuck you very much" with us, whever put it up on this site, werevr I found it. Also a cool song would is "what if god smoked canubus".
how many jw suicides can you recall?.
is it more common than the rest of society?.
i personally know of 5.
I had thought of it as an option and wanted to do it. But the I realized shortly after that that WTBTS is a cult and now I am much happyer.
new dex tomorrow night!.
i can't lie, i'm a little bit in love with dexter.
alas, he is not alone on the list of guys that maketh me uber frisky........ dexter.
Penelipy cruses roll in venella sky. Sophia. Wow she was so cute in that movie. "See you in anouther life... When we are both cats." If you have not watched the movie you should check it out, it is way underrated. Tom cruse played a cool part and some might say it was cute./
don't bother me with the josephus addendum.
i've already seen that debunked.. i am quite aware of the fact that the only evidence of jesus comes from his own followers who didn't even bother to write down his life for decades after jesus "died.
" don't know about you, but if i saw all that shit, i would have gone home and written three books about it that same day!.
"This is good quality bullshit . . ." I am ROTFLMFAOOL!
