Posts by FayeDunaway

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Try Other Religions

by Sofia Lose in

sometimes i get a strong curiosity to start dabbling into other religions, other faiths, you know?

really different ones such as islam, judaism, hinduism, etc.. has anyone here looked into something else?

has your spirituality been satisfied by any other than christianity?.

Master piece!

by coalize in

what we can read in the wt 10/15/2015... they have really no shame!.

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Substitute 'Jehovah's organization' for 'christendom' and see if their standard still holds. The only ones above criticism are themselves, apparently. But everything they print about other 'supposed' Christians is true, while the articles about themselves are all lies! Lies!

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My new jesus chain

by Protarded in

i was out shopping today and ran across a fantastic cross.

white and yellow gold.

i don't need to explaine the taboo of the cross.i bought the shit out of that crux necklace.

FayeDunaway

I bought my friend who still has to go to meetings sometimes a pair of earrings. They say 'in one ear' and 'out the other.'

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They dared !

by coalize in

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i can't believe they had the cheek to come out with that explanation.. it's no more "new light" it's "new scam"!!

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FayeDunaway

That graph is them saying:

'Here is our ridiculous twist based on the scripture above. Let us spell it out for you so you can see how ridiculous it really is!'

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Let's Play a Game Using Instagram... JWS or LDS?

by freemindfade in

jw or lds??

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FayeDunaway

Jw's! Not sure about that mini bag tho. Wait, and that door is kind of fancy for a Kingdom Hall.

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Let's Play a Game Using Instagram... JWS or LDS?

by freemindfade in

jw or lds??

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FayeDunaway

Fmf how many pictures did you look through to trick us with that one :D. I was going to go with witness just because it was too predictable and figured you were going to throw us off.

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Witness phone auto message

by FayeDunaway in

a friend just texted that she just now received a generic phone message from the witnesses to check out the 'best christian resource online at jw.(b)org!'.

so this is what they're doing now?

spam voicemail is going to make people like them better??

FayeDunaway

She's not on that list, no. She said she doesn't have her home phone actually hooked up, but everything is routed to a voicemail service, and she gets mostly telemarketing calls on it.

I don't have a home phone either anymore (I DO miss the opinion polls tho!!)...I have no way of knowing if the witnesses have been robocalling me too. If anyone here does have a home phone let us know if you get one too, I'm really curious how popular this is and if it's sanctioned. Their useless carts which don't require any effort are certainly popular, so why not useless and annoying recorded phone calls? But this would actually make people even more turned off. I know phone solicitations where I live are a serious pet peeve for the general population.

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Let's Play a Game Using Instagram... JWS or LDS?

by freemindfade in

jw or lds??

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FayeDunaway

I wonder if they tie their ties just a little too short on purpose. LDS style? And do they wear black pants so you can't see their funky underwear through them?

in one of my social circles I identified a young woman as Mormon just because of a particular look in her eyes and she has a daughter named 'Miriam.' I went to her Fb page and YEP, recent trip to the big temple in Salt Lake City!

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Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit

by hardtobeme in

washingtoncalling it an unprecedented finding that fundamentally reshapes how humankind views its place in the universe, astronomers from nasa announced wednesday the discovery of a planet that makes earth look like absolute shit.. the space agencys researchers told the media that the recently identified planet, hd 904790 b, wipes the floor with earth in every possible way, pointing to the celestial bodys larger size, unblemished terrestrial surface, diverse and verdant landforms, and abundance of natural resources, all of which indicate that earth is a festering pile of garbage in comparison.. this is a thrilling and scientifically vital discovery that has substantially furthered our understanding of how much earth truly sucks, said lead researcher lisa shapiro, emphasizing that earth appears to be straight-up dogshit when contrasted with hd 904790 bs exceptional terrain and climate.

just taking into account this new planets flawless spherical shape, not to mention its pristine atmosphere free of methane and other toxic gases, reveals that our home world is pretty fucking pathetic when it comes down to it.. hd 904790 b has an extensive ring system that dwarfs saturns, zero tectonic plate activity, and more fresh water in just one of its massive, unpolluted oceans than we have on our entire worthless shitstain of a planet, she continued.

god, it makes me angry just to think of how much nicer it is there.. situated within the milky ways cygnus constellation, hd 904790 b possesses a frustratingly high number of attractive geological, atmospheric, and hydrological features that we poor saps living on earth can only dream of, nasa officials reported.

FayeDunaway

I was like, is it April 1st?

And it was making me mad, because our planet is gorgeous. also it's not possible to see all the features of distant planets, so this article was impossible.

But 20 years ago I was out in service with a sister and telling her astronomers are surely going to find other planets outside our solar system. She was like, 'no. No way. Jehovah didn't create other planets!' Shortly after, astronomers found a planet outside our solar system. :)

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Who were the Sadducees and the Pharisees?? Are there similarities between them and JW's??

by confuzzlediam in

last month, i had the privilege of traveling to jamaica with a study abroad group from my community college.

while there, we went to a place called my father's house in which severely disabled children lived when they had no one else to take care of them.

as part of their day, they hold worship in a small, outdoor meeting place.

FayeDunaway

Confuzzled, it is so true. Hits you like a ton of bricks. But also it's sort of a relief, cause you probably knew all along that something wasn't right, and you were constantly trying to MAKE it right in your own mind. It had to be right, it was the only 'right' there was. But ultimately you can't make it right because it's wrong, and it's a relief to finally realize that and your brain can stop doing cartwheels around that fact. You just have to figure out how to get out...