Posts by FayeDunaway

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Are You a 607 BCE Specialist?

by God_Delusion in

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friends

hi guys & gals,.

we're currently preparing for the season finale of the show (to be recorded on sunday, may 24th at 2pm eastern time nyc / 6pm uk time / 4am sydney time.. as we're going to (finally) be covering 607 bce in detail, we're looking for a specialist (or two) that can come on the show and tell everyone about this almighty doctrine.

if you know your 587 from your 607 and why the 1914 and 1919 dates are important to jws (although most have no idea why), please send us an email to [email protected], using "i'm a 607er" in the subject line and let us know why we should pick you as a guest on the season finale.. can't wait to hear from you!.

FayeDunaway

My answer to your question is a NO.

but I'm curious why the society hasn't conceded they got the 607 date wrong, because wouldn't that give them 20 more years of 'this generation', moving the date from 1914 to 1934? Yeah, they lose the WWI coincidence, but they gain 20 years for their false prophesy.

Any thoughts on this? Am I missing something?

(oh, besides the fact that they don't outright admit their own mistakes)

i think they could blame someone else, like "historians previously believed 607 to be the date Jerusalem was destroyed, but we have discovered that it was actually 587...". I think this would get the rank and file REALLY excited, and they would have a new date to work with, which is what they really want anyway. This organization LIVES on dates and that has been their obsession since the start. They could nullify their silly generation overlap thing, and, for 10 to 20 years, keep the singular generation thing going.

I actually don't remember how to calculate 1914 using 607, have thrown away my old live forever books, and am probably missing something big...

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New light on more parables

by Deltawave in

well after a full watchtower study last week about how we should not read to much into bible account as types and antitypes, we had a whole study article on what the 10 wise virgins now means.

interesting though is the fact that only in 2007/8 they taught that the discreet virgins were the annointed ones who waited for christ's return in 1914 and the foolish ones were the ones who fell away in 1914 because the end didn't come.

now though, we have new light!

FayeDunaway

What those signs should have really said is "THIS religion is a snare and a racket!!!"

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Introducing myself

by Bill Covert in

it was suggested that i do a post of introducing myself rather than just starting to do posting.

i am one of those viet nam war felons who had to refuse community service in lieu of military induction per direct instructions of wbts.

my mother was from a old time jw family in the calif. bay area the "garigs".

FayeDunaway

Lol that is so cool!!

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Paradise is going to suck!

by WasOnceBlind in

once you really start thinking about it, the whole paradise idea is kind of depressing.

i remember growing up as kids my sister was the first to tell my parents (admittedly very courageously) that she wasn't sure she wanted to live in paradise, it sounded boring living forever.

i thought she was dumb for thinking that, i mean playing with lions!!!!

FayeDunaway

Vidiot...witness 'paradise' sounds like North Korea. Imagine, North Korea, all over the world!!!

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Paradise is going to suck!

by WasOnceBlind in

once you really start thinking about it, the whole paradise idea is kind of depressing.

i remember growing up as kids my sister was the first to tell my parents (admittedly very courageously) that she wasn't sure she wanted to live in paradise, it sounded boring living forever.

i thought she was dumb for thinking that, i mean playing with lions!!!!

FayeDunaway

Actually the witness interpretation of 'paradise' sounds a lot like communism. No free speech and being told where to live and what to do, all for the greater good, no doubt. So glad it's not really going to happen!

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August 2015 WT - Let's Review the BS Children

by InjusticeSystem in

found these gems in this edition:.

- keep in expectation!- prepare now for life in the new worldthe passing of time should not cause us to lose hope thatkingdom blessings will be realized.

there are solid reasonsto keep our scriptural expectations alive.

FayeDunaway

'When the organization speaks, it's jehovah speaking to us' is absolute blasphemy.

This is calling God either a deceptive liar, or a confused bumbling idiot who blathers false prophesy and bizarre speculation. No, that's THEMSELVES. I am especially repulsed by this comment. Stepping away from the org for several years now, it is shocking to hear any organization say this, especially when it is one so mistaken, so many times, that changes so often, whose 'Truth' changes like the weather.

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August 2015 WT - Let's Review the BS Children

by InjusticeSystem in

found these gems in this edition:.

- keep in expectation!- prepare now for life in the new worldthe passing of time should not cause us to lose hope thatkingdom blessings will be realized.

there are solid reasonsto keep our scriptural expectations alive.

FayeDunaway

Injusticesystem I just realized what your avatar is! Wow I haven't thought about that picture in a while. What the hell were they thinking to put that picture in a CHILDREN'S BOOK. I remember at the meeting (cuz that was the only 'acceptable' picture book to bring), my little kids looking at the babies about to drown, staring at them. I would try to turn the page and distract them.

Yep, the WTBTS, proudly giving kids nightmares for over 100 years.

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August 2015 WT - Let's Review the BS Children

by InjusticeSystem in

found these gems in this edition:.

- keep in expectation!- prepare now for life in the new worldthe passing of time should not cause us to lose hope thatkingdom blessings will be realized.

there are solid reasonsto keep our scriptural expectations alive.

FayeDunaway

I can't believe they're even making paradise downright unappealing now. Follow all these rules so you can make it to paradise and.....follow more rules. Yay! Yay you!!

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On the subject of Child Baptism - Video

by cappytan in

so, the latest "kids" kingdom melody video is out.. here are some screenshots:.

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yep, that's right, they showed a kid with a teddy bear getting baptized.. here's the video in full for documentation, if you can stomach it.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellrtyj_maq.

FayeDunaway

Yeah. Even if they are told 'you can't change your mind about this ever, ok?' They would think, 'that's ok! We go out to tacos after the Sunday meeting, I would never want to stop that!' Or 'why would I ever not want to live in the paradise?? Of course I won't change my mind!' Or 'I'm going to be best friends with Lauren FOREVER and we will always be together!!'

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Why I remain one of Jehovah's Witnesses

by Brother Jeramy in

allow me to begin with a clarification: when i say i am one of jehovah's witnesses, i don't mean that i am an advocate of the watchtower society or a devotee of some of its more controversial false teachings.

i mean that i am a christian, a disciple of jesus christ dedicated to jehovah god, and who remains in union with my brothers and sisters who make up the family of faith that globally refers to itself as jehovah's witnesses.

some totally understand the distinction between the family of brothers and sisters and the corporate organization known as the watchtower society (wts).

FayeDunaway

Miss B that was brilliant