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  No shorts or printed T-shirts when making ready the stadium before the RC

  by Powermetal4ever in

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  2. friends

  just heard the stupidest thing ever on this weeks service meeting: it was regarding the volunteers for cleaning the stadium before rc.

  they are not allowed to wear shorts or printed t-shirts .but hey its summer!

  its gonna be warm!

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  Clambake

  What is with the no label thing. I was asked to not take my Tim Hortons in last time. Man I was pissed off.
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  My experience of christians and religion

  by Doltologist in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  one or two of you have noticed that i use derogatory terms when talking about matters religion.

  i offer no apology.

  you do, however, deserve an explanation.. my father, bless him and now dead, was a survivor of belsen, the german concentration camp.

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  Clambake

  I enjoy going to church now. Evangelical Christians are harmless. I wear my gym clothes to church because I work out right after and no one cares. I get a positive message each week, get to chat with some nice people, learn some stuff about the bible.

  What I can’t stand is all these Nietzsche Inspired, Richard Dawkins reading, smug and self-righteous assholes who spend all their worrying about what I believe. I believe all the animals in the world got on a big boat, so what. Eat shit.

  I love it just how it makes some people so angry. Maybe I am a closet JW.
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  Why do you still give talks?

  by 1tMakesNoSence in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  assuming you are still sitting there because of circumstances.

  why do you still give/don't give talks?i ask this because i have to give talk no.

  3: love and obedience bring happinessnwt p. 26 4-6 (5 min.

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  Clambake

  Just bring a bible up to the platform and randomly quote verses and make stuff up total improv style. All public talks are complete shit anyway. You could be a one man’s whose line is it anyway. The average JW won’t even know the difference.
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  I had breakfast with 50+ JWs on Sunday

  by zimunzucz in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we pulled into a hotel parking lot saturday around 6pm on the return leg of a wonderful family vacation to new england - an then fate stepped in---a man in a suit got out of a car with the rest of a picture perfect family.

  i immediately noticed all the name tags--- and my blood pressure spiked 50pts- damn!!

  i was booked in a 4 story hotel full of jws-- the only time they took off the name tags was in the swimming pool- they were so proud of themselves.. at 6:30 am the hot water went cold in the wife's shower- what do you expect on the 4th floor when a herd of jws is trying to get ready at the same time?

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  Clambake

  I love ask them completely dumbfounded and quietly ask "Do you know what the understand of the faithful slave is this week ? " and I do it totally serious. Just like I am cheating on an exam.

  You should see some of the looks I get.
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  Watchtower now Proudly Promoting the DIVINE Jesus

  by FusionTheism in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the revised nwt has a footnote on john 1:1 showing that "a god" means "divine.".

  also, their other publications are now much more boldly referring to jesus as divine:.

  jesus--the way, the life, the truth (2015), page 306-307:.

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  Clambake

  I think once you read the entire book of John it is pretty clear the author believed Jesus was the angel of the lord of the old testament. A figure that claimed with be with god and also be god.

  The I AM statements and the burning bush of the old testament, No one has seen the father only the begotten son, the Pharisees wanting to kill him for his claims, They way of quotes from the old testament are used.

  Yes, the author of John believed Jesus was a god like a very important person. I swear you have to be a freakin retard to be a JW sometimes.
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  Malawi CRAP in April 15 2015 Watchtower

  by Marvin Shilmer in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  near the top of page 15 in the april 15, 2015 watchtower shows a photo of the malawi congress party card made the center of jws being severely persecuted in malawi in the 60s, 70s and 80s.

  the lie is furthered in this watchtower article is that the whole issue was over jws refusing to involve themselves in politics.

  readers who want to know the whole story of what caused this persecution are invited to consider evidence in the following article presentations: .

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  Clambake

  Yeah

  That’s all the people of Africa need. Symbolic stands against dictatorships with orders given from one of the most free and wealthy nations on earth.

  No need for hospitals, orphanages, feeding programs . Whatever makes a good headline.

  Morally bankrupt parasites.
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  Parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/06/11/19/06/parents-under-fire-for-failing-to-allow-lifesaving-blood-transfusion-to-terminally-ill-son.

  there is a video that can be seen at the above link that is worth watching.. the andersons.

  7:10pm june 11, 2015 parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son.

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  Clambake

  When a JW lets his child or tries to let his or her child die over a blood transfusion it makes me think of Moloch and the Canaanites from the old testament.

  Whenever I hear one of messages from the GB, I literally get chills like I am listening to Satan himself.

  Pretty hard not to believe in god when looking straight into the face of evil.

  Azor..........................there is nothing wrong with your post. Thank you for sharing.
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  Parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son

  by AndersonsInfo in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/06/11/19/06/parents-under-fire-for-failing-to-allow-lifesaving-blood-transfusion-to-terminally-ill-son.

  there is a video that can be seen at the above link that is worth watching.. the andersons.

  7:10pm june 11, 2015 parents under fire for failing to allow lifesaving blood transfusion to terminally ill son.

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  Clambake

  I wonder if stuff like tests a person adherences to atheism.

  I view people who do stuff like this the moral equalivant of abortion doctors, or the guards in WW2 who operated the death camps.

  There is something that is so supernaturally evil about cases like this.
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  Disfellowshipping Image

  by naazira in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this photo can be found in the april 15 , study edition article titled:.

  why disfellowshipping is a loving provision.

  just by looking at this image we can see how quickly the barrier between the congregation and former member is put up, after the announcement that this sister is no longer one of jehovah's witneses.

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  Clambake

  How much of the meetings now are actual bible study or just batshit crazy JW religious doctrine.

  I don’t attend anymore but it seems to be an endless loop of disfellowing, 1914, book of revelations, parables that are actually prophecies, bashing Christians, more time more effort in the meetings and field service, GB idol worship.

  Ask a JW to explain the theme of the Book of Romans or the Gospels ………..no clue.
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  Do JW elders perform exorcisms?

  by QuestioningEverything in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what if a person is thought to be possessed and nothing suspicious is found in their home, ie books, yard sale stuff, smurfs, etc..., will the elders perform an exorcism?

  have any of you ever heard of a person getting exorcised?.

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  Clambake

  Sorry for the bump

  I read what Blondie wrote but still don't understand the WTS official line on exorcism.

  We are not suppose to do it , so what happened when a JW is possessed by a demon.

  Take them into field service ?