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  Aliens/Demons

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
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  just curious, am i the only one who considers the possibility that " demons " may be " aliens".

  or that aliens are other races who have sided with demons, and that we are going to see some serious " war of the worlds " stuff, vaporization included?

  maybe there are other races of beings giving the governments help or influencing them?

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  Thanks for the link 00DAD
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  Aliens/Demons

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just curious, am i the only one who considers the possibility that " demons " may be " aliens".

  or that aliens are other races who have sided with demons, and that we are going to see some serious " war of the worlds " stuff, vaporization included?

  maybe there are other races of beings giving the governments help or influencing them?

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  HMMMMMM... Well, like I said I am just curious. I find it hard to believe that the whole universe just appeared without help, and equally hard to believe that out of the entire universe, the Earth was the only one where little blobs got zapped with lightning and came to life. Then they reproduced by masturbation ( interesting ) and here we are using the internet. Inter-dimensional travel could be possible, perhaps not probable. As far as the " pranks" yeah that has me stumped. I always wondered if aliens exist, why come here just to anal probe someone? There are some mysteries out there.
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  Aliens/Demons

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  just curious, am i the only one who considers the possibility that " demons " may be " aliens".

  or that aliens are other races who have sided with demons, and that we are going to see some serious " war of the worlds " stuff, vaporization included?

  maybe there are other races of beings giving the governments help or influencing them?

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  Just curious, am I the only one who considers the possibility that " demons " may be " aliens". Or that aliens are other races who have sided with Demons, and that we are going to see some serious " War of the Worlds " stuff, vaporization included? Maybe there are other races of beings giving the Governments help or influencing them? It's okay if you make fun of me, at least I have not started my own religion based on my personal musings and enslaved anyone for 120+ years while making billions.
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  I told my daughter I was leaving "the truth" this weekend.

  by whathappened in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last week, i told you i was going to tell my daughter that i was leaving the truth this weekend and you all gave me sound advice.

  but, i cannot keep a secret this heavy from the person i love most on this earth, my only daughter, who is beautiful inside and out.. well, i have always had an open and honest relationship with my daughter, and i guess it paid off.

  this weekend i visited my daughter (who lives in another state) and i told her i was leaving "the truth.

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  Wow, can you make that packet available for printing?
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  Do you have an invisible friend who talks to you?

  by Glander in

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  2. friends

  this would be considered a strong indicator of mental illness.

  but if it causes you or others no concern it can be quite harmless.. .

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  My invisible friend is Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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  List of Prominent JW Urban Legends...

  by Tuesday in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey folks,.

  i'm wondering if you all could help me with my next video that i want to put up in the next couple of days (though i'm hoping for tonight), i want to come up with a list of the most prominent urban legends surrounding jws and then refute them whatever they may be.. i'm thinking there's the urban legend about the question on jeopardy that said the nwt was the most accurate would be a good one.

  that one stems from an online powerpoint presentation named theological jeopardy and a book which was written comparing six different translations of the bible.

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  I heard if you drink Dr. Pepper and pop-rocks while watching the Smurfs, Jennifer Love-Hewitt's butt will appear in your closet and you will hear the song " Crystal Blue persuasion" which is about the " Truth Book". I am going to try that tonight.
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  When will they appoint new GB members...

  by Mickey mouse in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ...and who do you think they will be?.

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  DATA-DOG

  Does the appointment for GB's work like everyone else? A couple current GB's talk to you after the meeting to see how things are going, and if there are any things you want to talk about like...I don't know..child molesting? The do they send a special form to be approved and check-marked? What if you are not approved? Do they not tell you like the Elders are instructed to not tell the rank-and-file? Do they give you areas to improve in..like..I don't know..not molesting children, or service time? What if you are approved? Do you have to answer the questions in the Elder's book, like the one about...I don't know...child molesting, because the Holy Spirit didn't know the answer before you were recommended?! Just curious.....
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  Is the Governing Body overdue to make new appointments?

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'm doing some research for a new blog article on the governing body.

  it's in a question-and-answer or "faq" format, and attempts to give simple but well-founded answers to most questions that people could conceivably ask about the governing body.. one thing i noticed when looking at the history of the governing body is that we seem to be in the middle of a lengthy "dry spell" when it comes to making new appointments.. gerrit losch is currently the longest-serving member having been appointed in 1994. however, his appointment came at the end of a 17 year period in which no appointments were made.

  this contrasts notably with the remarkable six-year period between 1971 and 1977 when 15 members were added.. since losch's appointment, 4 members were added in 1999 (herd, lett, pierce and splane) and 2 more recently in 2005 (morris and jackson).. the seven year spell since the last appointments were made has seen the deaths of barber, barr, jaracz, shroeder and sydlik - cutting the number of governing body members almost in half.

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  TreadnH20,

  Good point about having a member of a " minority " appointed. Thats is good business sense. The number of illegal immigrants is probably signifigant. They need another " cracker " too, and maybe an Asian, they are good number crunchers and they won't have to endanger anyone on the road, because they can be chauffeured around so as to avoid bloodguilt. What if the Government kicked out all the illegals, and forced religions to pay taxes? How cool would that be? Sorry Asians, i love ya, especially your kung-fu movies and Transformers ( the real Takara ones).
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  You down with B.S.C.C !!! Yah you know me...!!!! ( sung to O.P.P)

  by DATA-DOG in

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  2. beliefs

  the new cool catch phrase from the 2012 drama is....... b.s.c.c !!!!

  that's bible school for christian couples.

  a great way to acrue street cred like a missionary or pioneer, while at the same time paying for all the expenses yourself!

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  Clown College! Awesome! A molesters dream!!
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  "Evidently" the New Watchtower Propoganda Buzzword is "Clearly"

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  we have seen hundreds of examples of where the watchtower uses the word "evidently" to make their doctrinal point.

  (page 9, para 6).

  (page 19 para 5).

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  DATA-DOG

  Clearly, I made a fart noise, as I read the excerpts mentioned above, and brain cells died.