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Praying For Snow..Crude!
by Valis injust heard this on jepoardy *swears on the nwt* ...this woman is talking to alex trebek during the interview part and her story goes like this..... alex: it says here you were praying for snow on the day of your wedding?.
woman: yes alex, i live in houston and haven't seen snow in a long time.. alex: so did you get snow on your wedding day?.
woman: no, but i got eight inches on my honeymoon.... sincerely, .
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How to combat mind control..
by noidea ini never knew it was as simple as this!!!.
http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html.
member of the: i have ~no-idea~ class.
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ring
wear that during your next visit with the elders[:})]
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sorry, I've been away and missed this post
I live in montana also, outside of Billings
if i catch you in chat sometime, i will give you my
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Here is my sad but true story!!!
by dissedsis ini was born into a well off family in the wee year of 1979. my father was a water/oil well driller and worked days on end so i rarely ever got to see him.
by the time i was waking up in the mornings he was already at work and when he returned home at night i had already gone to bed, so most of my days where spent without him.
i had sister that was 14 years older than i was and she had severe brain damage and had to be placed in a state home when i was 18 months old, so i do not remember to much about home life with her, other than it was like we had a "big" baby at home with us.
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ring
HI ((((dissedsis))))
welcome to the boardI hope you make many new friends here
P.S. I havent forgot about the canada thing
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The Benefits of Telephone Witnessing...
by cyrano inpreaching the truth.... .
"listen pal, i know the watchtower ain't perfect, but i ain't about to give up my position as an elder.
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JW Telemarketing?
thats what i need.. more pain in the arse phonecalls[>:(]
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WBTS and the Mafia
by OUTLAW ini have read a few times that the wbts cut a deal with the new york mafia.i have never read the whole story.doe`s anyone know what happened?if you do,please post it,thanks...outlaw
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who drove the get-away bulldozer
I believe the in the story i heard it was the same smurf
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Care for a mint??
by simplesally infresh breath with a smile!
not only is each hard mint a detailed replica of an erect pecker, they are very minty and refreshing as well!
makes a great gag gift, so get several tins now and have them ready!
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no peppermint vaginas?
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question for you all....
by wonderwoman77 inok, here is my situation.
i have been talking with someone on the phone and i am very interested in this person.
i have only been talking to them about 4 or 5 days, and when i was talking to them last night or about 3 hours and at one point, just talking to them gave me that sensation, like you get after you kiss someone for the first time.
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hi steph
I say follow your heart, your single and if this person
is willing to meet you half way...I say go for it -
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How Many Silent Lambs Do you Know?
by Cassiline ini thought it would be interesting if we started count here on this board.
please list how many you know personally, then add from the previous results, to keep a running tally.
i realize it wont be an accurate count but perhaps an estimate of those that we know or are aquatinted with.. i'll start.. 3 +.
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ring
hi cassi,
I personally know seven silentlambs
Ring
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9-11-2001, GOD DID IT !!!
by Earth Books in9-11-2001, god did it !!!.
god almighty is just that, all mighty.. he knows the end from the beginning because he planned and executed the beginning all the way through to the end.. and 9-11-2001 was only the beginning.. god almighty is not what you pretend him to be: sugar and spice and everything nice.. we are all, satan inclusive, very tiny, naive and foolish children.
and we are going to be moved from our fairy tale suppositions of god, to the harsh reality that he is a real force in each and every single persons life.
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I thought Allah did it