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  Yes the WTBTS wrote this stuff

  by Giordano in

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  this was posted about two years ago.

  we have a lot of newbies who deserve to know what the society actually printed.. yes really.

  after meticulous research here are the documented scientific pronouncements from the wtbt$.. note: the golden age became the awake magazine.. the reference twtp is the way to paradise a 1924 book by w. e. van amburgh, who was the secretary/treasurer of the watchtower bible & tract society for 43 years.

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  "Air baths are good for preventing colds. What you do is strip naked mornings and evenings and then bob up and down for a while.” Golden-Age Feb 1926 pg 310

  Yep. I can just imagine it now. Mrs J.F. Rutherford walks into the office of the President of Watch Tower one morning...

  Mrs J.F. Rutherford: "Who's she."

  Mr J.F. Rutherford: "She's my faithful and discreet servant."

  Mrs J.F. Rutherford: "And what is your servant doing bobbing up and down like that?"

  Mr J.F. Rutherford: "She's taking an air bath."
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  Welcoming Our Latest JW Apologist JTrottigy

  by pale.emperor in

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  i'd like to take this opportunity to warmly welcome our newest jw apologist jtrottigy.

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  he'll likely only be here for a few days like most jw defenders before he runs away when presented with his own doctrine.. so far he's already said some hilarious stuff, like "there's no such thing as nepotism in jehovah's organisation", "confidentiality is paramount to elders" and, my personal favourite "the overlapping generation is so simple to understand".. yh don't think i don't remember you from jwtalk..

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  jwleaks

  Very suitable avatar for a JW troll. You've got the inverted Watchtower pyramid and the overlapping eyes. There's even something dear to Tony Morris III ... tight pants.

  
  
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  Selloff update Melbourne Australia

  by jonahstourguide in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've posted this here so all visitors to this site can see info relating to the great expansion.. the kealba kingdom hall in st albans will be sold.

  perhaps worth around au1.4 million dollars.

  on two blocks of suburban land with off street parking.

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  jwleaks

  Looks like another pub crawl for the Aussie JWs.
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  Happy Birthday smiddy3

  by smiddy3 in

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  Happy birthday Smiddy. Enjoy!

  "Minions now living will never die."

  https://youtu.be/MrXBATtOtFY

  
  
  
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  Banners for London Protest

  by Farmer Jim1 in

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  2. friends

  hi folks, i’m attending the london protest at the excel convention in august and am making some banners.

  i’m aiming for short but memorable sentences that will stick in jws minds and also make them laugh a little at their own organisation.. my best so far is ‘this is not a protest, it’s an overlapping protest’.

  has anyone got any ideas for more?.

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  Say Sorry
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  There is Important Dutch News: majority in Dutch Parliament require an investigation into child abuse within JWs

  by AndersonsInfo in

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  2. child-abuse

  there is important dutch news: majority in dutch parliament require an investigation into child abuse within jwshttp://translate.google.com/translate?u=https://www.rtlnieuws.nl/nederland/politiek/tweede-kamer-eist-onafhankelijk-onderzoek-naar-misbruik-jehovahs-getuigen&hl=en&langpair=auto%7cen&tbb=1&ie=utf-8.

  the lower house requires independent investigation into abuse of jehovah's witnesses .

  june 28, 2018 18:56 .

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  Thanks Barbara. I'll see what we can do to help.
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  Jesus with an iPad. Really?

  by punkofnice in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  at a local meeting, one of the elders said that if jesus were on the earth today 'you can be sure' he would be preaching by showing videos on a tablet.. i kid you not.. i wonder what videos he'd be playing?.

  obviously this was the elder's own pet theory.

  wasn't it?.

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  Jesus with an iPad. Ha ha.

  Evidently Moses was the first servant of God to own a tablet, or two, which were capable of downloading data from the cloud.
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  LEAK: Convention Overseer Guidlines (63 pages)

  by Fay Dehr in

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  2. beliefs

  https://1drv.ms/b/s!amcrvjcxi6m6gqs1dzkwdgsi41qx.

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  Fay, I figured out what was happening with the links. On various tablets, laptops and devices which I checked the link on it went to the default web address onedrive.live.com setting encouraging joining up to OneDrive to download the pdf document.

  To circumvent this simply copy the link text or link address and paste into a new tab.

  For example:

  https://1drv.ms/b/s!AmCrvJcXI6M6gQNn9A3WzUmDI1OV

  When copied and put in a new tab it becomes:

  https://onedrive.live.com/?authkey=%21AGf0DdbNSYMjU5U&cid=3AA3231797BCAB60&id=3AA3231797BCAB60%21131&parId=3AA3231797BCAB60%21127&o=OneUp

  Most computers and devices would have no problem but a few random ones seemed to have a Microsoft Office OneDrive redirect to encourage joining up to their cloud for storage.
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  LEAK: Circuit Overseer Guidelines (130 pages)

  by Fay Dehr in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  https://1drv.ms/b/s!amcrvjcxi6m6gqzsthqdnca1bvxr.

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  jwleaks

  Thanks.
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  LEAK: Convention Overseer Guidlines (63 pages)

  by Fay Dehr in

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  2. beliefs

  https://1drv.ms/b/s!amcrvjcxi6m6gqs1dzkwdgsi41qx.

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  jwleaks

  Thanks Fay. Useless links and I am not joining. Anything you join up to, the records of this, can be subpoened in a court of law.