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  I saw a JW Elder at X-Men 2 Movie this weekend!!

  by WingCommander in

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  i nearly fell off my seat.

  this 30ish jw elder came strolling in the movie theater with his wife and a huge tub of pop corn in his arm to watch x-men 2: xmen united.

  i couldn't believe the hypocrasy.........they teach not to even watch much tv, much less go to a movie.

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  hey Mike-

  that's not Jesus. it's Pauly Shore.
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  Donations.

  by avishai in

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  simon & angharad work very hard to keep this site up, & all of us get so much out of it, that i suggest we dig deep.

  simon does'nt have to do it for free, you can donate, & w/ as much as we save from not putting $$$ in the friggerty contribution box, i suggest we all put in at least a dollar a month.

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  that depends. are we talking sun dress or prom night?
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  LEGALIZING MARIJUANA IN CANADA.....

  by Mary in

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  seems president bush is somewhat peeved that canada is considering legalizing small amounts of marijuana............those who have small amounts would no longer face jail time, but it would basically be treated as a traffice ticket.

  hmmmmmm.............not sure what i think about this.

  pot stinks to high heaven (no pun intended) and i don't want someone blowing it in my face...........any thoughts?

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  that does it. i'm moving to canada and i'm gonna smoke myself retarded.
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  June 2003 KM- 'Should Christians Use Slang?'

  by Funchback in

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  1 slang has been defined as 'facetious figures of speech'.

  when used improperly, it may cause embarassment and confusion to an individual.

  it may even stumble those 'who have ears' that listen.yes, prayerful consideration is needed before one lets a word utter forth from his mouth.. 2 it has been said that in nebraska (usa) a male co-worker said to another co-worker that a female co-worker was "drop-dead beautiful".

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  LOL good one, Funch!! # 4 is classic. I think you have a seat waiting for you in the writing department.
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  QFR....Is It Wrong To Take The Life Of a Very Sick or Old Pet??..6-1-03 WT.

  by minimus in

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  there's a number of bible principles mentioned but ultimately, they say it's up to you.......... can you think of any other questions that we could ask to see if we can do something or not??

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  Nathan Natas said:

  When my neighbor's dog humps my leg, .... Should I scream?

  ROTFLMAO!!! Oh my ghod, Nathan. You are too damn funny!
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  Celebrating Wedding Anniversaries Is Unscriptural! You Gotta READ This!

  by AlanF in

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  the may 18, 1956 awake had the article entitled,"husband and wife worship unscriptural".

  it states:"nowhere in the bible do we find that mates are to be worshipped, or that there should be a wedding anniversary day kept in their honor.

  worship belongs exclusively to jehovah god, as he himself says:' i jehovah your god am a god exacting exclusive devotion'.

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  Well- don't I feel like a horse's patoot. I didn't read minimuseseses thread. Good one, Alan!
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  Celebrating Wedding Anniversaries Is Unscriptural! You Gotta READ This!

  by AlanF in

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  the may 18, 1956 awake had the article entitled,"husband and wife worship unscriptural".

  it states:"nowhere in the bible do we find that mates are to be worshipped, or that there should be a wedding anniversary day kept in their honor.

  worship belongs exclusively to jehovah god, as he himself says:' i jehovah your god am a god exacting exclusive devotion'.

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  The writer's resentment of the female is glaringly obvious. The article would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

  Thanks for my morning dry-heave, Alan
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  What alcoholic drinks do you like?

  by JH in

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  did you ever drink a zombie?

  zombie recipe.

  1 ounce light rum .

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  what alcoholic drinks don't I like?
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  Women: Do you actually experience penis envy?

  by berylblue in

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  i always thought this was ridiculous, and that if anyone suffered from anything, men suffered from womb envy.. tim has challenged me to ask women; i don't know if he's teasing or not, but he says i will absolutely find women have penis envy.

  i say no frigging way.. please offer opinions both ways.

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  I wish I could pee standing up. Other than that, no.
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  Do You Ever Say Prayers At Mealtime Anymore?

  by minimus in

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  i notice that i seldom do.

  what about you?

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  I don't pray. Like Reborn said- I paid for my food, clothing, and shelter so why would I thank some imaginary being for the things that I worked for? Bart Simpson is on the right track.