here's the moment we've all been waiting for.
the release of the jw.com ladies photo shoot.
please refrain from any lewd comments.
Slayer,
This is twice today that you have had me in tears from laughing so hard!
Dana holding a Watchtower was just classic. And I'm looking like I could use some sun. I'm a tad pale. Hahahahahaha. You are the best, Slayer. A total asset to this forum. Thanks for being so damn cool.
Whew. Time to try to catch my breath!
rizzy
hey all, an email forwarded to me by a friend, hope you enjoy!
happy friday .
love.
Mony,
that was great! I thought I'd post this now and tell you I liked it because I plan on being chemically inconvenienced in a couple hours.
Happy Friday!
rizzy
what are the cold hard facts that there are either a god or a devil.
with most the aarguments people make you could make the same aurguments about santa.
many human beings beleive in santa, there are books about santa, and when you wake up on christmas there are presents under the tree marked "from:santa".
JAVA, you rock.
riz
did jesus get circumcised or not?
quote from mark(thats me) "i believe woman was the .
last and greatest creation" of course i have my own.
Six,
Aunt Rizy? You are so precious, thinking of me and whatnot. That joke was a riot, btw.
riz
we would like to take this opportunity to recognize those that were just too ugly to make it into aour calendar.
we thank you for your audition photos, but we're afraid that you would hurt our business.
again thank you for auditioning.
Slayer,
that is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this board! You are so frickin' hilarious. You had me ROTFLMAO. I love you, man.
rizzy
(wiping the tears from laughing so hard)
i've been looking at the pictures of all the women posters, and they're beautiful!
had i known that jw women looked this good long ago i'd be a member today!.
dana.
Why, gentlemen, I am flattered.
Slayer, you come up with some great ideas. And it's for a good cause even. And Dave, your words were sweet. I don't know about the rest of the ladies, but I'm swooning.
love to you all,
riz
(ms. january )
a question that comes up a lot on the exmormon bb is: "what movie reminds you the most about the church?
" i would put that question here, what movies remind you the most of the watchtower society?
i think i know most of the answer, just interested.. dana.
I would liken my experience to "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."
riz
it's in the march 8, 1967 awake:.
"nicaragua- home of a gay but hard-working people".
(i know interior decorating isn't road-building but.... just kidding).
metatron,
That's a riot! It's dim-witted acts like this that showcase how backwards their thinking is. Nobody says 'gay' anymore. It looks like Ward Cleaver titled that article. They need to grab a clue.
riz
this was hyperlink on "len buckholtz" site:.
< http://www.jwnet.org/needgreaters/.
a portion:.
Lisa,
even if you did think up this scam, I'm sure that your conscience wouldn't let you go through with it.
Luckily for the borg, they don't have this problem.
riz
note: i wrote what follows this introductory paragraph some time back on the old h2o.
it may be of some interest here, in view of discussions on the read gods word the holy bible daily thread.
the poster known as friend had also participated on this old h2o thread, which will explain the references to his name.
Hey everyone,
You should check out this thread started by Norm. It's excellent.
Also, don't skip the particularly sweet piece by dark clouds. He puts a unique spin on the whole thing.
click this: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=3443&site=3
enjoy
riz
