ok Tom, I'll take a stab at it...
I float like a jellyfish but cheat on my wife with preteens because I'm a huge disgusting pigdog.
riz
two charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
ok Tom, I'll take a stab at it...
I float like a jellyfish but cheat on my wife with preteens because I'm a huge disgusting pigdog.
riz
we're the apostates!
we're a special group of colorful, round snuggly little apostates whos job it is to help you understand your own feelings and share them with others.. as you can see, we have special pictures on our tummies, and those pictures tell you the special job each of us loves to do.. .
i'm tenderheartsimon, and it's my job to help people reach out to each other.
That one, and it's *ahem* variations, have been floating around the net much longer than I have, so I'm not sure.
You will see it a lot around here, though. We are blessed with some really funny folks here in our rather large 'family.'
riz
well, here it is, after almost 20 years 12 of those serving in position of responsibility it comes down to my spiritual execution(jw style).
allow me to explain.
for those who you who still remember me from h20 under the name truthexodus i came to post my experience as an elder of local congregation in nyc area.
You Know,
You're a real piece of work.
...and yet when Jehovah finally calls you to account...
You are making the same mistake that the witnesses make in thinking that the elders are Jehovah's mediators and spokesmen. They are just men. They are imperfect, untrained volunteers.
They have no more of a select, exclusive relationship with Jehovah than you or I or anyone else.
riz
we're the apostates!
we're a special group of colorful, round snuggly little apostates whos job it is to help you understand your own feelings and share them with others.. as you can see, we have special pictures on our tummies, and those pictures tell you the special job each of us loves to do.. .
i'm tenderheartsimon, and it's my job to help people reach out to each other.
hi Pubsinger
rotflmao is short for 'rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.'
riz
well, here it is, after almost 20 years 12 of those serving in position of responsibility it comes down to my spiritual execution(jw style).
allow me to explain.
for those who you who still remember me from h20 under the name truthexodus i came to post my experience as an elder of local congregation in nyc area.
Welcome, exodus! It's great to have you with us.
Good for you for not playing their game. Why bother giving them the satisfaction?
Cheers!
riz
two charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
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It's easy to see why so many women were helpless under Russell's spell.
What a stud.
Thanks to Tally for the photo
riz
what song do you want playing at your funeral?.
i'll be having "going underground" by the jam.
i was too far out... and not waving but drowning - stevie smith
Highway to Hell by AC/DC
Escargot,
I about wet my pants laughing at what you said.
riz
we're the apostates!
we're a special group of colorful, round snuggly little apostates whos job it is to help you understand your own feelings and share them with others.. as you can see, we have special pictures on our tummies, and those pictures tell you the special job each of us loves to do.. .
i'm tenderheartsimon, and it's my job to help people reach out to each other.
Slayer, I'm rotflmao!
I'm going to have nightmares.
bboy,
I'm not even going to ask why you have the Care Bears story book.
riz
the following is my recollection of the events surrounding the trial of manuel beliz who was charged with molesting erica garza rodriguez when she was a child.. i arrived in seattle wa on sunday the twelfth of august around 8 pm.
the night air was cool compared to kentucky it was a nice change.
a local family volunteered to use of their car as money was tight and it would save on a rental car fee.
Wow. Talk about a stressful situation. I'm looking forward to pt. 2 also.
riz
two charismatic cult leaders with throngs of devotees.... - s e p a r a t e d - a t - b i r t h ?
and evidently both held similar doctrinal beliefs,.
especially in the area of how little children should be treated=.
Hey,
Why does Russell get to have a beard?
riz
p.s. Tom, I like your title for the photo. Asaholas. Heehee