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  This history of the watchtower (in comic verse)

  by Naeblis in

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  i wrote this about 4-5 years ago as i was pulling myself out of the jw's.

  it's not great but it has it's moments and it makes me smile.

  enjoy :).

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  Wow naeb, that kicks ass. Nicely done. You've got skillz.

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  At Which Table Are You Feeding?

  by YoYoMama in

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  at which table are you feeding?.

  you cannot be partaking of the table of jehovah and the table of demons.1 corinthians 10:21.. these inspired words of the apostle paul show that two figurative tables are set before mankind.

  each table is identified by the kind of symbolic food placed upon it, and all of us are eating at one or the other.

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  suck it
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  It takes a Sixy man to bring you the big O

  by SixofNine in

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  riz

  hey mony!
  merry x-mas to you too have you gone on your trip yet? if not, i hope you have a great time.

  six,

  you are...how do you say?... ah yes.. the cracking me up.

  For all the ladies:

  Six says if any of you fine, fine women want to meet him, he's the one standing at the nacho cart with a bottle of Covossier in one hand and a bottle of Coconut Butt Lotion in the other.

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  It takes a Sixy man to bring you the big O

  by SixofNine in

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  Six:

  I'll have what you're having.
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  Please read this...

  by MrMoe in

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  celebrate your past.

  it is the foundation for your dreams and goals in the future.

  flexibility and adaptability are key.

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  catch ya on the flip-flop, moe.
  have you ever considered a career in writing stuff for fortune cookies?
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  In the End

  by Kristen in

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  one thing i don't know why.

  time is a valuable thing.

  one thing i don't know why.

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  I dig that song too, Kristen. Thanks for posting it.
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  Why conservative Christians are disliked

  by Seeker in

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  (ap) "the proliferation of interfaith services after terrorists struck america have unsettled some conservative protestants, who feel joint worship violates their belief that christianity is the only true faith.. in one case, the rev.

  david oberdieck filed charges with the lutheran church-missouri synod over a fellow pastor who joined non-christian clergy in the sept. 23 yankee stadium service, ``a prayer for america.''.

  ``i wouldn't have brought charges if jesus christ was confessed in such a way that he stood out from the smorgasbord of gods,'' said oberdieck, pastor of trinity lutheran church in lebanon, mo.

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  don't forget to add self-righteous, goody-goody, holier-than-thou, moralistic, pietistic, religiose; casuistic; affected, insincere; bland, glib, mealymouthed, oily, smooth, smooth-spoken, smooth-tongued, unctuous...
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  Just Another Day on the Board...

  by Farkel in

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  waiting: simon, i just reached 100,000 posts.

  logical: .

  logical: im ugly.

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  good one.

  May you all have cheese.

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  Favorite Dead Performer

  by Yerusalyim in

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  equal time, and given the spirit of the season, who is your favorite dead performer?.

  mine, buddy holly, though he just kinda laid there and oozed all over the stage.. yerusalyim.

  "vanity!

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  Marilyn Manson

  LOL at paulvarjak and JBean Now that was funny.

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  Favourite Live Performer:

  by Englishman in

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  i've seen loads of live acts, back when i was a "young person asking" i watched the crystals, heinz, johnny kid and the pirates, brenda lee, joe brown and others all on one show.

  so very innocent!.

  come my eventual departure from dubdom, i resolved to see all these bad people playing their music live.

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  My favorite live performances:

  * Foetus
  * Beastie Boys
  * Primus
  * Sarah McLachlan
  * Shudder to Think
  * Smashing Pumpkins

  Hey openminded,

  you mentioned Wesley Willis. Did you happen to catch his live performance on Howard Stern? I about died laughing when he sang
  "Alanis Morrissette, Alanis Morrissette, she takes off her black leather belt and really whips a horse's ass..."

  riz