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  happy witnesses?

  by Realist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i attended sunday meetings at least half a dozen times.

  what i noticed is that the witnesses seem to be very happy people.

  is that true or just a fassade?

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  Do you believe in Hank?

  by Atreyu in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  who's hank, and why would i want to kiss his ass?".

  me: "do you kiss hank's ass often?".

  john: "well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town.".

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  answering the door nekkid...

  by Angst in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i remember several times in the past knocking on doors in the ministry and some bodacious babe would answer the door naked, semi-naked, or extremly suggestively dressed.

  how many of you guys/gals has this happened to?.

  i think i'm going to answer the door naked the next time some witness sisters show up at my front door....lol i can't wait.

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  Running into JWS

  by WildTurkey in

  1. jw
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  i ran into a jw couple last night at wal-mart, when i saw them i thought damn, i wish i would have seen them before they saw me.

  but anyway we talked for a few minutes, and i was trying real hard to think of a reason to get out of there.

  as i talked to him, i could tell he was dying to ask me, why i stopped going to the kingdom hall.

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  leave me alooone.....PLEASE!!!!

  by Angst in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was born and raised a witness.

  baptized at 14. pioneered after high school and was accepted to bethel when i was 19. got booted from bethel on my 21st b-day because someone exposed me for underage drinking prior to my 21st b-day.

  after i left bethel, nothing was ever the same, and my eyes began to be opened and i started seeing more clearly.

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  Slight slip of the tongue at yesterday's meeting

  by TheOldHippie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  concluding remarks after the watchtower study, by the study conductor,.

  "therefore, we all really appreciate the happiness and security we can enjoy within jehovah's united nation .... errrrhhh - sorry, i mean jehovah's united organization!

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  Reasons why we hate JW's (as an org)

  by ashitaka in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my first reason is the fact that i was being controlled through the jw social structure, and having to fight to do anything....even whether to wear a tie or not.

  the preoccupation with appearance was so debilitating; that was all i was ever concerned with.

  and, as i'm not attractive, good in sports, or a conformist, i had very few friends.

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  Violetanai's baptismal party - all invited

  by Marilyn in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  basically we're all open minded right?

  so lets put aside our negative comments and throw a cyber-space send off for violet's up coming baptism into dubdom.

  she said she's planning on getting baptised soon and clearly our advice and negative thoughts are hurting her feelings.

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  Sex in the Kitchen??

  by ISP in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  not always a good idea........ a couple have reportedly ended up in hospital after painfully finding out that oral sex and cooking don't mix.. the woman is said to have bitten the man's penis after he spilt hot oil on her back as she performed the sex act while he made pancakes.. it is the second similar accident in romania in two years.

  in november 2000, ananova reported how the same thing happened to a couple in bucharest as a man was frying chips.. the embarrassed young couple in the latest episode have asked doctors in craiova not to reveal their identities.. the man came to hospital with his penis severely bitten, while his girlfriend had burns on her back and an injury in her head.. a paramedic says the surprised man hit her on the head with the pan after his penis was bitten, reports romania's editie de oltenia newspaper.

  they were both allowed home after treatment.. unfortunately for virgil cures, who was reportedly injured in the first incident, his girlfriend ana bit through his penis and doctors had to spend four hours rebuilding the damaged organ.. the hospital is staying tightlipped about who the couple involved in the latest incident were.. dr andrei pana, a hospital spokesman, told ananova: "if our patients specifically request confidentiality regarding their cases, we have nothing to do but to respect that.

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  My Story

  by rmayer32 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  being new here and reading some of the stories here i thought i would add mine.

  not being as dramatic as some of them out there still thought i would share:).

  i was born a jw as my mom was raised one from the time she was a toddler.

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