SpannerintheWorks

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  WARNNG!! GRAPHIC!! Men....PLEASE Don't Wear This in Public!! (or private)

  by teenyuck in

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  i got this in an e-mail.

  i have no idea who it is.

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  SpannerintheWorks

  WOW! Teenyuck, you look pretty good for a centenarian! What's your secret?

  Psst...do you wear your underwear round your neck, by any chance, because I've been doing that for years, and my "removal ceremony" is

  coming up and I don't want to look underaged ;-)

  ME? PARANOID? So would you be if you realised what I have had to put up with for the last...err...few years. A nightmare! It's been reeeally

  hard work! But at least I will reap my reward...drool, drool...virgins!...drool, drool...NO! I AM NOT IN A CULT!!!

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  WARNNG!! GRAPHIC!! Men....PLEASE Don't Wear This in Public!! (or private)

  by teenyuck in

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  i got this in an e-mail.

  i have no idea who it is.

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  Move along now...there's nothing to see...there's nothing to see...!

  Actually, this is quite the trend in Mexico these days: wear the same baby-grow

  from birth; it's guaranteed to send a man's virility through the roof! Then, at

  21 year's old, he is allowed to cast off his "chastity belt". The pre-removal

  ceremony (as shown in these photo's) sends the local virgins into a frenzy

  and the expectant virile young man has to satisfy each and every one of them,

  or the offensive article is once again replaced. Only this time in an even more

  repulsive shade of green.

  It's beginning to catch on in other parts of the world, too. But for the wrong

  reasons. And they only come out when it gets dark. I wonder why?

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  You have to pity them

  by Brummie in

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  when you encounter a jw who doesnt know you, do you tell them you are an ex?

  or pretend otherwise?.

  last night we were understaffed at work so had to call in an agency worker, i had to leave her in charge of 4 adults with autism while i did the rounds on call, every so often i called back to make sure she was coping ok. we got on well, chatted away and then at about 5am she starts witnessing to me...i end up coming home with 5 magazines..lol, she "placed" them with me.. i didnt want to tell her i was an exjw as it would have ruined the working relationship and made her feel uncomfortable.

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  SwordOfJah,

  That's weird, but pity is what I have for people like you that have been manipulated and blinded by Satan

  Can you prove Satan exists?

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  Your Username

  by RAYZORBLADE in

  1. social
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  there are many reasons why we choose a username.

  on this forum, aside from some of the more obvious names associated with our avatars, what does your nickname/username mean or refer to?.

  some are first names.

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  SpannerintheWorks

  This is just to stop that horrible song!

  Thanks, Nilfun! :(

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  A Common Mistake

  by DJ in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as a jw, i was taught the wrong idea of what the trinity is.

  the concept of the trinity does not teach that the father is the son.

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  I don't even think the dumbest of Dubs would think that the Father was the Son!!!

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  "Worship The Only True God." I need your help!

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  "worship the only true god.

  my wife is presently studying this publication by the watchtower, with a "sister".

  two reasons why i am asking for the collective minds of this forum to help: .

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  SpannerintheWorks

  Thanks, Bebu!

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  How may Computers do you post from ?

  by xjw_b12 in

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  i'm curious.

  i have access to 2 computers on a regular basis.

  i usually post from work, but i occasionally post from home (now).. by far and away, most of my posts are from work (when time permits), but i occasionally post from home, when i find the pc is not being used by cj or the kids.. do any of you use public access pcs, such as librarys, or internet cafes etc, or is most of your input from home or work ?.

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  LOL, Onacruise! I was wondering who the "other poster" was!

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  How may Computers do you post from ?

  by xjw_b12 in

  1. jw
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  i'm curious.

  i have access to 2 computers on a regular basis.

  i usually post from work, but i occasionally post from home (now).. by far and away, most of my posts are from work (when time permits), but i occasionally post from home, when i find the pc is not being used by cj or the kids.. do any of you use public access pcs, such as librarys, or internet cafes etc, or is most of your input from home or work ?.

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  SpannerintheWorks

  I don't like to brag about this, but I have a whole bank of them. I dunno, 5000 maybe? And the best thing is that I can have a different identity at each one. So now you know...YOU are the only other poster on this Forum!

  How does it feel to be so special?

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  How may Computers do you post from ?

  by xjw_b12 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm curious.

  i have access to 2 computers on a regular basis.

  i usually post from work, but i occasionally post from home (now).. by far and away, most of my posts are from work (when time permits), but i occasionally post from home, when i find the pc is not being used by cj or the kids.. do any of you use public access pcs, such as librarys, or internet cafes etc, or is most of your input from home or work ?.

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  SpannerintheWorks

  Oye, xjw, stop your procrastinating and post on this thread!:

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/52561/1.ashx

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  A Question About Avatars.

  by SpannerintheWorks in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  why does xjw_b12's teeth chatter, but my rat race is rigid, minimus is minimal and sloan is static...?.

  xjw's avatar is the only one that i can think of that "moves"!...does he/she have divine powers, or something?

  i know i don't, because my wheel is frozen!

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  SpannerintheWorks

  Why does xjw_b12's teeth chatter, but my rat race is rigid, Minimus is minimal and Sloan is static...?

  Xjw's avatar is the only one that I can think of that "moves"!...Does he/she have divine powers, or something? I know I don't, because my wheel is frozen!

  Is there anyone else who is stuck in a time warp?

  And xjw_b12, how do you get your teeth to chatter? If you really are God, just PM me, it will be kept confidential, of course!

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