Posts by Splash
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New meeting answer sheet
by Saltheart Foamfollower inhi all - thought you might be interested in the instructions for the answer sheet for the new meeting - full document to follow:-.
"our christian life and ministry meeting answer sheetfor use by meeting chairman for weeks of january 4-25, 2016source material: new world translation of the holy scriptures [nwt] and thewatchtower [w].instructions: these review questions correspond to material found in treasuresfrom gods word.
well in advance, the meeting chairman should ensure that theelder or ministerial servant assigned a part during treasures from gods word willconsider the question and answer for the week.
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Splash
If you look up 'micromanage' in the dictionary it says "see Watchtower Bible and Tract Society". -
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Another Resolution
by truthlover inhas anyone on the board been at the recent meeting where they are asking for more money to help out the co's, insurance and health and travel??
this is supposed to go into a general fund???
they can use it for anything they want..... oh, and also, if you can give more, it would help as many congregations may not be able to give - based on number of pubs in each cong.
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Splash
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeze every last drop out of them.
What next, a Special Pioneers shoe fund? Oh, but just call it worldwide work.
“Beware of the scribes who want to walk around in robes and want greetings in the marketplaces and front seats in the synagogues and the most prominent places at evening meals. They devour the houses of the widows and for show they make long prayers. These will receive a more severe judgment.” -
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If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?
by Zoos incult flakes?.
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(welcome to the height of intellectual thread topics.
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Splash
Hopefully they will soon be toast. -
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Bygone Days of Old Bethel...
by freemindfade insomething occurred to me last night.
people that made their pilgrimage to jw mecca (bethel) would often be excited about some silly things, i say silly because for those of you who were there or lived near enough to be involved in these things regularly they lost their magic.
i am talking about on tours one of the most memorable things people talked about or looked forward to... lunch.
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Splash
Which GB member recently complained that some families have been to Disneyland but not to bethel?
What a disconnected twerp.
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Watchtower Converts City Centre Office Block In Chelmsford UK
by Petraglyph inthe international property development corporation moves into chelmsford:.
jehovah's witnesses open 500k church in the heart of chelmsford.
"the new kingdom hall is a visible presence right in the city centre.".
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Splash
Seems fitting that it was designed as a nightclub, what with all the flashing new light these days. -
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re construction halts. Go to Berean Pickets
by umbertoecho inmeleti has not been wrong so far.
if anything he can be too cautious.
have a read of his last post on a wt study this week past.
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Splash
My link (above) to the specific article is working again now. -
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It's not the same religion anymore.
by punkofnice inthat was a quote from a dyed in the wool jw recently.
it was a complaint.. we all know that with 'new light(tm)' that the watchtower corporation's version of 'religion' has kept changing for a long time.
since i remember.....and i go back a long way too.
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Splash
Some are so invested that even if the Society started putting idols in the KHalls, they would consider themselves at fault for questioning the GB. -
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Call For Children To Get Baptised From CO
by freemindfade inso i've been pretty good at not going to meetings lately.
yesterday i went for the co's last talks.
older co. his last talk was absolutely shocking.
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Splash
Doesn't the sound box automatically record every meeting these days? -
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re construction halts. Go to Berean Pickets
by umbertoecho inmeleti has not been wrong so far.
if anything he can be too cautious.
have a read of his last post on a wt study this week past.
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If Jehovah's Witnesses were a cereal, what would they be?
by Zoos incult flakes?.
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(welcome to the height of intellectual thread topics.
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Splash
When you discover TTATT - Cheerios.
Not saying he was conceited, but Nathan Knorr only ever ate Special K.
Cocopops - Looks and tastes like xxxx but still told it's good for you.
Talibran.
My elders are so old that at the breakfast table they hear Snap, Crackle and Pop, and that's before breakfast is even served.
The GB have invented a new cereal called Biblepromisios. Basically it's an empty box.
Because of his speech impediments, Stephen Lett has started eating Rice Lispies.
Antony Morris misheard what was for breakfast, now he's banning Sugar Poofs.
I think it's just so he can keep wearing his Tony the Tiger PJ's.They won't go anywhere near Mueslim.