and in the vein of giving out the same info as others.....
DON'T DO ACCOUNTS
Did it for years. My qualifications....?
I have glasses. And was not a window cleaner. And could write. And count to 10 without my swallowing my tounge. Other than that I had absolutely no better qualifications than anyone else. I was terrrible at it for years but never got moved as no one else wanted it.
Somehow I have managed to remain a mini without actually doing any jobs for years now.
Was on the hall team. Kept turning up last minute.
Was on sound. Same gig.
Was on talks/hospitality. Didn't phone anyone up.
I do token ministry so don't get asked to assist with a FS group. Sound be out ringing bells now. But I am here.
I do get talks. Thanks to being able to string more than 3 sentances together. Gutted there are no more announcements. That was my favourite. No prep, talk off the cuff, use a bit of humour. Best of the lot. Having said that, it had been going downhill for a while thanks to the regular slotting in of a demo. My approach there - just didn't do it. Talk about the mags then say there's a last minute glitch, or just say nothing. No one ever says anything.
How do I remain in this position of uber service? Dunno. I used to care about it and want to try my best. Now I think it's a game and just want to play it better than the elders. Of course it's going to catch up with me. For the moment however it suits my fading into the background to have a badge of protection. I will come off but at a time of my choosing.
Tested as to fitness? That is a pile of great steaming pig dung in my case.