i might go as a jehovahs witness. maybe a mormon would be more obvious with a bike helmet and a name tag.
fakesmile
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Anyone Celebrating Halloween this Year???
by cognac ini started yesterday.
took the kids (they were both princesses) and my nephew to 3 different events.
got tons of candy and the kids had a blast.. .
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burning satanic items
by fakesmile intrue story.
so was cleaning out an old storage unit on family property.
i happened upon an old audio casette case full of audio watchtowers.
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fakesmile
true story. so was cleaning out an old storage unit on family property. i happened upon an old audio casette case full of audio watchtowers. i had a sudden flashback of all of the great albums that i watched get burned. green day, nofx, stp, sublime, etc. well i got a novel idea. i piled them up... about 50 or so, went buck wild with a sledge hammer, doused them in gasoline(cost wasnt a factor), and had a bonfire. they burned quickly and let off a noxious black smoke which only could have been demons escaping. once they were no longer a threat to anyone, i released my bladder on them. like smokey says "only u can prevent forrest fires". i wasnt struck by lightening but i did stub my toe. good day
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Are JW's scared of visiting apostate websites?
by yadda yadda 2 ini believe they are.
i think it's their biggest fear besides dying at armageddon.. there's a saying that anyone who reads ray franz's books is never the same again.
i think many jw's secretly know that there is information out there that would almost certaintly seriously damage their truth in their religion, and they are terrified of it.. they would rather keep their heads firmly stuck in the sand than even take a peek at critical information that might begin a slippery slope leading to the collapse of their unique worldview.. jw doing their version of the islam prayer:.
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fakesmile
absolutely not. every jw thinks they are don juan with "the truth". they think that jehooper directed them to a particular site because they had something special enough that no other dronehovahs witness learned from the ivy league ministerial school, because java or yosopheheffe put them here to reach someone that only THEY had the genius reasoning to convince.
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The reason behind why the ex-JW community can never match Jehovah's Witnesses' success.
by Stand for Pure Worship inan average of five kingdom halls being constructed daily, almost 8 million brothers and sisters, dissemination of bible literature in 595 languages, 111,795 congregations worldwide, distribution of 179 million bibles available in 116 languages, 239 countries where jehovah's witnesses have a presence, etc.. need i go on?.
on the other hand........... crisis of conscience, freeminds, the awaa, jw.net, ummmmmm........hmmm........idk six screens or something?
not exactly working out for you guys.
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fakesmile
brother, if you feel like a winner for being part of a large group, i have sympathy for you. in the most respectful terms, you are defined in life by what you accomplish and maybe leave behind. not by the size of the group you are involved in... unless you are the leader. i have observed your posts and you are where i was at a point. you are on the right path. keep learning.
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Brokeback mountain
by InquiryMan ini finally got to see it tonight.
actually i wanted my wife and me to see it yesterday, but we were both too tired.
it was very touching, well-made.
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fakesmile
man, i just had a great antecdote deleated.
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Brokeback mountain
by InquiryMan ini finally got to see it tonight.
actually i wanted my wife and me to see it yesterday, but we were both too tired.
it was very touching, well-made.
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fakesmile
the movie was total homosexual panderig to the gay community. while i dont have any problem with the plot, i think bestiality would have made a more realistic story.
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fakesmile
. you forgot genocide, incest, slavery, polygamy, and blood sacrifice. what kind of gospel are you preaching? remember anyone who addeth to or taketh away from the word shal something or other in a lake of catfish or something untill 1000 years or something.
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Did Cedars manipulate Lee into having a thread closed?
by cedars ini will happily answer this question if there can be some guarantees this thread won't be deleted..
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fakesmile
simon is such a troll, ill bet he is ceaders. smiley face
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why using a tablet at the platform during the meeting?
by Gorbatchov ini can't understand why the governing body aka fds has to deside about using a tablet by the speaker at the platform.. why using a tablet anyway at the platform?.
just a toy to keep the youth inside the congregation.. gorby.
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fakesmile
this could be hilarious. imagine 2 loving witnesses fighting over an electrical outlet. now multiply that at a 6 hour assembly and 50 ppl. per outlet, id call it "the brawl at the hall". also, watch the electric rate SKYROCKET for meetings now that they are officially ok.
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Goodbye JWD/JWN (my last post)
by slimboyfat inafter some considerable thought i have decided that i will no longer post on this forum because i want to return to jehovah.
thank you for all the kindness and many interesting discussions over the years.
i wish you all well in the future and the decisions you make.
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fakesmile
iss ok. anuda quaalude, he be back.