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  MOSES AND THE COPPER SERPENT......mysterious!

  by Terry in

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  isn't it odd; even mysterious that christians think jesus could be represented by a serpent?

  numbers 21:8 and the lord said unto moses, make thee a fiery serpent, and set it upon a pole: and it shall come to pass, that every one that is bitten, when he looketh upon it, shall live.

  21:9 and moses made a serpent of brass, and put it upon a pole, and it came to pass, that if a serpent had bitten any man, when he beheld the serpent of brass, he lived.

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  Cherrypicking scriptures to suit your own silly ideas!

  by punkofnice in

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  cherrypicking individual verses out of context from scripture to fit our own theorums.. i randomly used 3 scriptures and stitched them together watchtower(r) style for a joke and to prove a point.. nb.

  this is under the jokes section so don't take it seriously .

  matthew 23:23 then jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples:2 the teachers of the law and the pharisees sit in moses seat.. evidently this is a very old seat and probably needs a new cushion by now.

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  religion provides the tools and even encourages faulty thinking. example... i didnt die today, i must be in gods good graces. id rather not get into uneducated people who can't accept the fact that the REAL word is a complete mystery to them. sad face
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  The DOORS Ray Manzarek passes

  by designs in

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  the man who laid down some the finest chords ever in rock has passed, 74.. rip ray .

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tah0ons3nbu.

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  my buddy told me a few hrs ago. wasnt he the sober one? we actually listened to th doore for an hour or so while we had shots of tequilla. he was so professional too. he left a mark on my heart.
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  Musicians of Mediocrity

  by compound complex in

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  why, my love, do you play upon my heart as .

  you would four strings set at intervals apart?.

  such are the distances that separate me from you:.

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  while i love the poem. i must say, the only medicore musician is a novice. all artists... poets and painters included, must have the balls to go thru the stage of being a novice. this stage tests youre meddle. you will be ridiculed, called an untallented tool, etc. this is the hardest stage because sometimes you cant see your own improvement. but if you love it enough to keep on; before you know it you will be the next James Douglas Morrison. i do enjoy your poems and keep it coming. sometimes art is the last hope i have for humanity.... smiley face.

  edit. i am an art lover too. ALL art. my prefered love is music. probably because so much of it was off limits.
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  Blurred Lines Song

  by LouBelle in

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  i don't know why but that song just gets me shaking my bom bom.

  i love it.

  i especially like the lines "okay now he was close, tried to domesticate you, but you're an animal, baby it's in your nature".

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  DANGER. get on tha flo
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  New Song - "Blinded By New Light"

  by RayPublisher in

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  the generation wasnt right (repeat).

  the generation wasnt right (repeat).

  the generation wasnt right (repeat).

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  stand up like a douche, while we say the prayer tonight
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  Bethelites - What Were Some of Your Favorite Meals At Bethel?

  by LoisLane looking for Superman in

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  i ate at brooklyn bethel twice, 23 years apart.

  both times it was fried pork chops, mash potatoes and apple sauce.. just lois.

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  i went for the spiritual banquet. i ended up with food poisining.
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  Prayer answered

  by StopTheTears in

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  my van broke down before christmas.

  i could not even afford to have it "looked at", let alone repaired.

  so, i have been praying that god would somehow work this whole situation out.. .

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  laughing @ satanus. very possible. some people are nice drunks. the spirits are gooder than hell.

  sorry for making fun and being cynical but this kind of thing is one of my big peeves. in my work, i help people daily. its always, "god sent you" or "you are blessed", etc. very rarely do i hear "thank you" or "your service was excellent". like i stated before, "i choose to bask in whatever glory i have earned".

  edit... a person saying "you are blessed" is twice as degrading. it is a self flattering way of saying..." i can make that judgement because i am of the better class".
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  Prayer answered

  by StopTheTears in

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  my van broke down before christmas.

  i could not even afford to have it "looked at", let alone repaired.

  so, i have been praying that god would somehow work this whole situation out.. .

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  @ dazed, good catch. yes the point of the alcoholic statement is to place them in a lower moral catagory while at the same time contrasting gods goodness by using a lowlife sinner to help out a pious person. kinda ironic huh?
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  Prayer answered

  by StopTheTears in

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  my van broke down before christmas.

  i could not even afford to have it "looked at", let alone repaired.

  so, i have been praying that god would somehow work this whole situation out.. .

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  and you probably should have included good gas mileage in your prayer. the 3500 chevy van is a badass but it is basically a souped up suburban without the towing package.