LOL @ Seven!
SPAM...the OTHER mystery meat
Dana
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What Do You Like to Collect
by Kenneson inover the years i have had several collections, ranging from louisiana bottles, (this collection was stolen); books relating to la.
which i donated to a library; books by or about jws, which i gave to another library; a stamp collection, which is at my sister's house.
my florida related stamps are now on exhibit at the state library of florida.
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What Do You Like to Collect
by Kenneson inover the years i have had several collections, ranging from louisiana bottles, (this collection was stolen); books relating to la.
which i donated to a library; books by or about jws, which i gave to another library; a stamp collection, which is at my sister's house.
my florida related stamps are now on exhibit at the state library of florida.
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Safe..........you LIKE to collect those?
Mulan,
My life is empty, boring and meaningless. At least they give me something to count
Stay tuned for my 8 word essay entitled: "Dustbunnies Are Our Friends And Other Pointless Drivel".
Oh. Never mind.
Dana
Edited by - safe4kids on 8 November 2002 12:19:51
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What Do You Like to Collect
by Kenneson inover the years i have had several collections, ranging from louisiana bottles, (this collection was stolen); books relating to la.
which i donated to a library; books by or about jws, which i gave to another library; a stamp collection, which is at my sister's house.
my florida related stamps are now on exhibit at the state library of florida.
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What Do You Like to Collect
Do dustbunnies, piles of dirty laundry, and bills count?
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I'm now a married man
by Michael3000 insorry, ladies - i'm officially off the market!
i have pics to post, but i may experience technical difficulty.... .
-- mike
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*Sigh* another one bites the dust... Just kidding; I wish you and the Mrs. the very best. She IS a Gator fan, right? RIGHT???!!!
Dana
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IQ tests have been totally discredited now. They were designed as a tool to categorise people in the most ridiculous and superficial way. The IQ test was developed by privileged white men to reinforce class structure underlining their previously established prejudices.
Spot on Matty! Most, if not all, tests in our society are racially and/or culturally biased, giving a huge advantage to whites. I don't know that IQ tests have been totally discredited; however, I don't put a lot of faith in them, either. I can't remember the exact numbers, but they only measure what is it, about 2 or 3 factors that affect intelligence? They're incomplete and ineffective tools; however, with limited use and an understanding of their inadequacies, they can be useful at times.
Granny, I am so with you there! Give me a person who has common sense, people skills, and kindness any day over self proclaimed geniuses! I think we need to tread carefully when trying to fit people into any type of box, be it highly intelligent, unintelligent, etc. That smacks of and/or, black/white thinking, and I've had enough of that to last me several lifetimes.
Dana
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Shall we play a game?
by Valis inshall we play a game?
i was thinking this might be funny and perhaps a bit of mental exercise...try to create the longest sentence you can using only usernames....i'll try first... wild turkey balanced lyineyes' fire dragon betweenworlds waiting elsewhere.. sincerely,.
district overbeer
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LOL...Thank you Perry much!...I think
Dana
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Shall we play a game?
by Valis inshall we play a game?
i was thinking this might be funny and perhaps a bit of mental exercise...try to create the longest sentence you can using only usernames....i'll try first... wild turkey balanced lyineyes' fire dragon betweenworlds waiting elsewhere.. sincerely,.
district overbeer
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Ok, I can't top those that I have gone before and I don't think I followed the "rules" exactly, but here's my story:
The Date
So, my friend set me up. Shed been after me to go out with this guy she knew, and, while I had heard rumors that he was Abaddon, she seemed convinced he was a good 'un, so I agreed.
He picked me up in his Chevy Tanalyst and we went to Mulan's Hojon of Hooberus Hamptonite on the corner of Talleyman and VeniceIT for dinner. " Hmmm", I thought to myself as we entered and were greeted by Lady Lee and her husband Lee Elder, who was quite a Megadude, "could this be a Larc of some sort?" I was feeling Decidedly_unsure about this guy, this restaurant, this whole evening, but figured it was better than Waiting at home. I knew I needed to be Openminded, without being Mouthy, but I'd never eaten in a place that offered exotic types of Animal like OrangeFatCat and Gopher as entrees.
As we settled in with our menus, my companion asked the server, who was dressed like a Princess, if he could possibly have Vitameatavegamin for dinner, to which she responded that shed have to check with the chef. She turned towards the kitchen and yelled: "Hillary_step out here please!" After a brief conversation in which the chef agreed to the request, my date was a Happyman and said he was now in Heaven. I thought this was a bit Rekless but who am I to judge? I felt such Joy2bfree of the house and the kids that I considered going on a Bendrr, but after 144001 drinks, decided Id Had_Enough since I didnt want to make a Farkel of myself.
After dinner, we drove to the PleasureDome for the concert of some hot new band called the Englishmans Sabine, or something like that. We were supposed to be there no later than Sixofnine, but got stuck behind a Mustang driven by a NeonMadman who was DazedandConfused. I suspected that he was a Crazy151drinker, and my date was so frustrated that he was Orbitingthesun. He finally turned off and we were Outnfree at last! It was Amazing, because we thought we were Out4good3 and were going to miss the concert, but we made it with Noidea how. There was a Sentinel at the front door and I bumped into a gorgeous Cowboy who was, unfortunately, a Goodboy and merely tipped his hat to me. The stadium was dark, but as we settled into our seats, Anewlight2 came on and the crowd began chanting, "Expatbrit! Expatbrit!" I assumed this was some type of British laxative and decided to avoid the food at the concession stands, but Somebody on the other side of me, who seemed tired and without any Zev, explained that this was the name of the lead singer, who was actually Canadian, had a banana fetish, very long arms, and went Ballistic on the guitar. The music was good, especially the backup singers, The XenaWarriors, who were dressed in leather pants and Tyydyy shirts, and I was Happy2b there.
Up to this point, things had been going pretty good but the trip home suddenly became a Pathofthorns for me. My date, who had behaved like Jesus Christ all night, suddenly turned into Saint Satan and wanted me to worship his Flaming Seraphim. I got nervous and, as he moved his hand in the direction of his lap, I screamed: "NO! Dont FreeWilly!" I was a bit abashed when I realized that he was only going for his keys, but hey, Im free2bme these days, so I pretended that I have Tourettes and all was PeaceLoveandHarmony again. We pulled up in front of my house and, as I was getting out, I thanked him for the pleasant evening. He leaned over to respond in kind, when his voice changed and howls of pain erupted from him. Unfortunately, I had accidentally slammed the door on his Uncle Bruce.
The End
Dana
P.S. Sorry, the formatting is off. I tried to fix it, but can't quite figure out how.
Edited by - safe4kids on 6 November 2002 15:4:56
Edited by - safe4kids on 6 November 2002 15:7:55
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Any Florida JW.com members?
by Reborn2002 ini know i have been absent from this board for some time.
i just was popping in to see how things were going.
i just completed my move to florida.
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safe4kids
I think I heard Dana's woohoo all the way here in Texas.
Now Sixy, you know that I reserve my special woohoo for you!
Dana
P.S. BTW...when you comin' to Florida???
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Any Florida JW.com members?
by Reborn2002 ini know i have been absent from this board for some time.
i just was popping in to see how things were going.
i just completed my move to florida.
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safe4kids
Hiyas Reborn,
I'm in the Tampa area, and there are a few others around. Your email isn't open...huh...neither is mine...hmmmm, what to do, what to do LOL . It'd be cool tho to hook up if you're interested, let me know.
Dana
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This secular humanist moment has been brought....
by SixofNine in...to you by the foundation for a better world.
(in murmured three part harmony) "...may neil die peacefully lord, i promise i won't blow a second chance, amen.".
i know, i know, it's not good form to photograph during a prayer, but this is a once in a lifetime shot!
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Way cool pic, Sixy! And pardon me if I'm incorrect, but I would venture to say that starting with the cutie closest to the camera, we have COMF, then Jerry (Megadude), and looks like Valis. Am I right?? Do I win a prize?? And if I do, will the four of you handsome studs deliver it to me???
Dana (who needs to get her ass to class, not to be confused with needing to add class to her ass!)