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  xmas funnies (WARNING could be offensive)

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  okay, i warned y'all, don't get mad .

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  happyholidays

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  This thread is reeeelly funny! hohohohohoh!!
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  WT depicts World Trade Center as tool of devil

  by Dogpatch in

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  the watchtower depicted the world trade center as a tool of the devil.. http://www.thetruthhurts.freeservers.com/wtc.htm.

  i'm working on some new pages of interesting cuts from the watchtower's book, revelation: its grand climax at hand!.

  suggestions welcome.. exjws.net.

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  Proploganda

  'Propganda of the worst kind. This is total bull shit. JW's don't advocate the violence ' Randy displayed wt material. Are only parts of it bs, or all? Seems to me the wt advocates voilent agression from an almighty power against 99.9% of earths population, who are comparativley totally defenseless. I would say that that is violence of the most reprehensible kind. Don't you think??

  SS
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  Wow, Was This Really 28 Years Ago?

  by Englishman in

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  2. friends

  this friday, december 7th., is our 28th wedding anniversary.

  her ladyship and i intend to visit our favourite restaurant, dimitri's, for a slap-up greek meal plus a considerable quantity of excellent wine.. its a time when we like to reflect on our life together, the lows as well as the highs that we have experienced over the years.

  mainly, our life has been one of laughter and fun.

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  Eman

  So your accidental tip turned out well in the end, a learning experience, you might say, with a little help from your friends.

  Anyway, congratulations!

  SS
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  Zev's UN/WTS Scandal Web Site - Part 2

  by hawkaw in

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  http://www.geocities.com/plowbitch69/.

  over 1,440 hits in a few weeks..

  woooooohoooooo!!!!!

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  Satanus

  Bro Joe

  Have you read the un threads? If you haven't then you should. If you have then the following applies.

  I find inconcievable what you suggest, that the wt would approach its archenemy, make application for attachment, undergo the requisite courses, sign official un application papers and somehow fail to notice the responsibilities that accrued to them. They can hear and see and read as well as anyone. They are running a huge worldwide org, for petes sake. Note joe, that they would approach the un isn't inconcievable, but pledging support is. Ok?

  Up till now, the target of your attacks was the bible. Now it has changed. You are taking a stand which puts you on the wt's side. The evidence that the wt knew exactly what was required of them is very strong. You are making them out to be the victims/dupes of the un. You would suggest that the un changed the rules without notifying the wt. The qualifying information was public, free for anyone to read for at least 30 yrs before the incident. Ngo applicants had to follow courses.

  How do we know that you aren't working for the wt? They have a lot of something you can use - money. As an eitheist, you have standards unique to yourself and your interests. You are likely at the scenter of your values.

  You registered on oct 4th and started posting threads on oct 10. Wasn't that when the scandal broke? You made a bunch of anti bible posts to gain legitimacy among us. Now you could be fulfilling the main part of your mission - exonerate the wt.

  SS hoping it's not true
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  The chocolate bar came from canada. Seehttp://www.nationalpost.com/content/features/50best/best16.html
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

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  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Satanus

  edited because it was a duplicate
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

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  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Another canadian first

  First Commercial Jet Transport: The first continental jet transport to fly in the Western Hemisphere was designed in Canada by an Englishman named James Floyd. It was built in Toronto. It was first flown on August 10, 1949 over the airport in Toronto. It was the first flight of a jet transport in North America, and the second in the world by only 2 weeks.

  In a record-breaking 75 minute flight from Toronto to New York on April 18, 1950 the jet liner carried the first airmail ever carried by a jet-powered aircraft and made the first international flight (jet-transport) in North America. In recognition, Floyd was awarded the "Wright Metal" for the jet liner. He was the first person who was not a U.S. citizen ever to win one.
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Another canadian innovation

  Standard Time: Up until about 100 years ago there were no time zones around the world. Most communities figured it was noon when the sun was overhead, so it was very confusing, time varied from town to town. So, on February 8, 1879, a Canadian named Sir Sandford Fleming (1827-1915, knighted in 1897), was lecturing at the Canadian Institute for the Advancement of Scientific Knowledge in Toronto when he first made public his suggestion that the world should be divided into 24 equal time zones, with a standard time in each zone.

  On November 18, 1883 all North American railway companies adopted his idea; in 1884 at a conference in Washington, D.C., 25 countries adopted his proposition. On January 1, 1885 Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) was established as the meridian of the system (England is "0" hour - where all the time zones start.) and over the next several years countries around the world adopted the system.

  Canada occupies 7 of the 24 zones, the continential US has 4 time zones. Only one country in the world has more time zones than Canada - that's the Soviet Union. They have nine.
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Satanus

  Inventions by canadians:

  basketball

  hockey

  the pacemaker

  the foghorn
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  10 reasons it's Better in Canada than the US

  by Satanus in

  1. social
  2. humour

  not nessesarily in order.

  i know i'll get stoned with frozen spit balls for this, but..... .

  10. we got back bacon.. 9. pamela anderson.. 8. we got french women.. 7. don't have to play global cop.. 6. don't have to worry about pesky mexicans coming through our back door.. 5. bill clinton doesn't live here.. 4. we got more room.. 3. we got real medicare.. 2. we got more water.. 1. the beer is better.

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  Satanus

  Here are a few famous canadians

  Dan Ackroyd
  Pamela Anderson
  Margaret Atwood
  Paul Anka
  Bryan Adams
  Raymond Burr
  Genevieve Bujold
  David Cronenberg
  Jim Carrey
  Neve Campbell
  Leonard Cohen
  John Candy
  Celine Dion
  Linda Evangelista
  Atom Egoyan
  Michael J. Fox
  Glenn Ford
  Samuel Goldwyn
  Glenn Gould
  Lorne Greene
  Wayne Gretzky
  William Gibson
  Monty Hall
  Michael Ironside
  Peter Jennings
  Norman Jewison
  Jack Kerouac
  Margot Kidder
  K.D. Lang
  Eugene Levy
  Rich Little
  Gordon Lightfoot
  Daniel Lanois
  Sarah McLachlan
  Mike Myers
  Lorne Michaels
  Alanis Morissette
  Leslie Nielsen
  Michael Ontdaatje
  Catherine O'Hara
  Brian Orser
  Bobby Orr
  Sir William Osler
  Mary Pickford
  Jason Priestley
  Christopher Plummer
  Anna Paquin
  Keanu Reeves
  Maurice Richard
  Robbie Robertson
  William Shatner
  Paul Shaffer
  Donald Sutherland
  Martin Short
  Alex Trebek
  Alan Thicke
  Dave Thomas
  Shania Twain
  Jennifer Tilly
  Jacques Villeneuve
  Neil Young

  Learn more about them and others @
  http://www.canadians.ca/index.htm