HAHAHAHA nice!
One of my favorite scientific stories in the bible is that of "Jehovah God Almighty Creator of Everything" incorrectly describing rabbits as ruminants! Of course, a real God wouldn't make that mistake but I'd expect a nomadic goat herder with the scientific knowledge of an Australian koala to make that sort of a mistake.
But nice letter. Our collective distaste for the cult gets the creative juices flowing. :)