* Left-handed people are 20 percent more likely to sample a forkful of food from the plates of fellow diners than are right-handed people. - This is because right-handed people are genetically superior at backslapping food thieves.
* A "duffer" is Australian slang for a cattle thief. - A "fluffer" is American slang for a beef exciter.
* The first commercial passenger airplane began flying in 1914. The first commercial passenger airplane with a bathroom began flying in 1919. - They are both extremely tired and are now asking permission to land.
* The San Blas Indian women of Panama consider giant noses a mark of great beauty. They paint black lines down the center of their noses to make them appear longer. - The San Blas Indian men, on the other hand, paint black lines down the center of something else to make it look longer. It does not work -- the San Blas Indian women still laugh at them!
* The penculine titmouse of Africa builds its home in such a sturdy manner that Masai tribesman use their nests for purses and carrying cases. - The penculine titmouse, enraged by the theft of their nests, have begun using the hair of Masai tribesmen in which to lay their eggs.
* Forty percent of child psychologists advise parents of preschoolers to ?confirm Santa?s existence.? - Sixty percent of child psychologists claim that they are Santa Claus!
* The sound a camel makes is called "nuzzing". - The smell a camel makes is called "revolting".
* A normal cow's stomach has four compartments: the rumen, the recticulum (storage area), the omasum (where water is absorbed), and the abomasum ( the only compartment with digestive juices). - Occasionally, a cow will be born with a fifth compartment in its stomach called a chocolatium. This is where chocolate milk comes from.
* Isaac Newton dropped out of school when he was a teenager, at his mother's request. She hoped he would become a successful farmer. - Newton actually was a successful farmer, raising figs and apples.
* Strange creatures, jellyfish are comprised mostly of water ? more than 95 percent ? and have no brain, heart, or bones, and no actual eyes. - This is why dehydrated jellyfish are so popular as pets - the instructions read "Just add water".
* The garfish has green bones. - If the garfish would dry itself in the sun occasionally, it wouldn't become so mildewy.
* The depression made in the snow by a skier who has fallen backward is called a "sitzmark." - The depression a skier makes in a tree is called a "Sonny Bono". (sorry!)