April Fools joke IMO
FedUpJW
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Preparing the sheeple for finally abandoning the significance of 1914
by under the radar inwe all know the society would love to get rid of all the problems caused by clinging to 1914 and all they claimed it meant for the last 100+ years.. it looks like they are laying the groundwork for easing away from the whole concept of 1914. this would also let them do away with the ridiculous "overlapping generation" bullcrap.
what a diaper load that has been.... anyway, the following is from their super secret marching orders for april, 2019. draw your own conclusions.... "3.
“100 years of faithfulness”: the coordinator of the body of elders, or another elder, should be invited to read the following special announcement.
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Tony Morris video footage of him buying a dozen bottles of scotch
by UnshackleTheChains ini was howling watching cedars latest video of tm111 buying a dozen bottles of scotch ((maccallans scotch).
you can't write this stuff.
right, i'm now off to buy a bottle of maccallans 😂..
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FedUpJW
(Hebrews 13:7) Remember those who are taking the lead among you...and...imitate their faith.
Well he is just imitating one of his predecessors; Joseph Rutherfraud!
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Idiotic Comment
by FedUpJW ini was just enjoying a you tube video clip of george carlin explaining euphemisms.
one of the ones he commented about is how people try to soften the fact someone is dead by saying, "they passed away.
" noo...they died!.
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FedUpJW
I was just enjoying a You Tube video clip of George Carlin explaining euphemisms. One of the ones he commented about is how people try to soften the fact someone is dead by saying, "They passed away." Noo...they DIED!
As I thought about that in light of both my parents dying in the last year and a half I thought about an idiotic comment that seems to be the fall back verbal diarrhea of the JDubs recently. No, "I am sorry for you loss." No remembrances of the dead person. Just the stupid, "They are in the SAFEST PLACE OF ALL. Jehovah's memory." So why would they want to undergo life saving surgery or treatment. Just die and get it over with. And I thought IF that is such a perfect place why the hell not have all over eight million of them commit mass suicide, say for instance all drinking a fatal sip of wine at the memorial. What better way to show their submission to the governing body and their elders even if those instructions did not seem practical from a human standpoint, and the added bonus that they would suddenly "wake up" petting a panda or lion is "paradise"?
Okay, done with my little "rant".
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Here We Go...AGAIN!
by FedUpJW inso here is a newer post over on that other site that reminds me of wash, rinse, and repeat.. this could be "our last memorial"!!!!
by shannie, wednesday at 08:14 pm in our meetings, ministry, and life as a christian.
well once again the memorial is upon us... tonight at our meeting.. .
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FedUpJW
So here is a newer post over on that other site that reminds me of wash, rinse, and repeat.
This could be "Our Last Memorial"!!!! 2019
By Shannie, Wednesday at 08:14 PM in Our Meetings, Ministry, and Life as a Christian
Well Once again the Memorial is upon us... tonight at our meeting..
The brother stressed the Governing Body and the word IMMINENT...and how we need to give this memorial campaign our all.. Because it could very well be our last.....and if it is true.. then
Let your kingdom come!!!! We are Tired
Jehovah!!! Amen
One of the best comments I read was, "I think I will go back to last year's threads and copy the same comments to this year. It will save a lot of typing....😊✔️
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Do You Think The Obama Administration Should Be Investigated For How They Treated The Trump Accusations?
by minimus ini hope that the trump administration looks into obama , clinton and all the other players for trying to usurp the legitimacy of the trump presidency..
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FedUpJW
Who doesn't want $1000/mo. tax free?
Perhaps those who working hard and are paying taxes so that the "tax free" money can be given away? Remember, government has no money other than what they first must take from the citizen.
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The Mueller Report....will it affect Trump negatively?
by minimus inthey say it will be out any day soon.
do you think the report will do major damage to trump?.
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FedUpJW
It can mean the evidence is inconclusive. It can mean the evidence was insufficient for the claim being made. It can mean the evidence was unable to be corroborate by another source. It can mean those looking at the evidence were mistaken about their initial conclusions. Etc.
And we all KNOW that the light gets brighter!
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Whole Study Article on Commenting at Meetings
by JW_Rogue ini guess less people are commenting now.
last week's whole wt study was dedicating to the issue of commenting.
people were literally making comments about how to comment, it was very meta (not that most there would get that), anyway the main reason that wt gave to explain away people's lack of commenting?
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FedUpJW
I would even bet the lack of good comments is that many in attendance know TTATT and can't even give comments any more they just sit there stone faced all pissed off at these assholes.
This is probably more true than many in the hall would believe. I did take the liberty to change a couple words to reflect the way I felt though.
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Whole Study Article on Commenting at Meetings
by JW_Rogue ini guess less people are commenting now.
last week's whole wt study was dedicating to the issue of commenting.
people were literally making comments about how to comment, it was very meta (not that most there would get that), anyway the main reason that wt gave to explain away people's lack of commenting?
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FedUpJW
Few people commenting? Could it be that the "normal" WT goes something like this:
Conductor Boring: Brother Mumble-mouth will now read the next paragraph.
Brother Mumble-mouth: When Jehovah created all things one of His first sons held a special place. He was the First Born of all creation. His name was Jesus.
Conductor Boring: Thank you Brother Mumble-mouth for that fine reading! Okay, friends. This is a short paragraph, but let's see what we can glean from what "The Slave" has provided for us. The question on the paragraph is, "What was the name of Jehovah's first creation?" Umm...let's see...sooo many little hands to choose from...how about little Brother Two Year Old Who Screams In The Microphone?
Brother Two Year Old Who Screams In The Microphone: GEE'-ZUSS!!
Conductor Boring: THANK YOU! That was a fine comment. Now to go a little further, "What is another way Jesus has been referred to? Umm...let's see...how about Sister Dumb As A Rock?"
Sister Dumb As A Rock: As the paragraph brings out when Jehovah created all things one of His first sons held a special place. He was the First Born of all creation.
Conductor Boring: That was a fine comment Sister Dumb As A Rock.
And that is what is considered for nearly one hour a week as "Bible Study" using the WT.
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Do you have a Facebook account, important message
by Tameria2001 ini'm not sure where to put this under, but i got a message from my anti-virus service.
they were informing me that facebook left everyone's password open for any employee of facebook to see.
they strongly recommended people to change their password to their facebook account.
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FedUpJW
People still use Fakebook?
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Anyone know any former long time Bethelites or circuit overseers?
by BourneIdentity inas you know, when you work your whole life, you pay into social security.
at retirement, you collect a paycheck from the government based on a percentage of income you drew for all those years.
do any of you know anyone that had been at bethel for decades and then were laid off?
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FedUpJW
does the Organization have some type pension or retirement account for those people that faithfully served for decades
hahahahahahahahahaha. Not being a smart-ass, just struck me funny that the question would even be asked. Money flows ONLY one way in WT; from the sheeple to the top. NEVER the other way around. WT will use you, abuse you, chew you up and spit you out, and never look back or give you a second thought once you are not of any financial or physical use to them.