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  The Evil Masterminds Behind COVID-19: Charmin and Cottonelle

  by keyser soze in

  1. social
  2. current

  of all the things people decided they needed to stockpile for a potential quarantine.

  all of the stores around my area ran completely out of toilet paper this last weekend.

  people were piling it into their carts and vehicles as if they were going to be holed up for a year.

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  they were going to be holed up for a year

  HAHAHAHA...I see what you did there. Gotta keep a sense of humor amid all the panic.
  
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  Can single sisters get Breast Augmentation?

  by friedchicken in

  1. jw
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  i am curious can a single jw sister get a breast augmentation?

  will the elders disfellowship her?

  will jehovah be angry with her or upset?

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  I would say it all depends on the surgeon.

  A woman went to a "cheap" surgeon who got mixed up with the implants and gave her siliputty instead of silicone. Now instead of 38 D's she has 38 longs.

  Thanks folks, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your server.
  
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  “I’m young and healthy so coronavirus won’t affect me” (why we need to stop this disease at ALL costs!)

  by slimboyfat in

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  even if you are young and heathy there are very good reasons to fear this disease and take drastic actions to avoid it individually, and halt it together as communities.

  not only would it be traumatic as a society to lose so many old and unwell family members and friends, but survivors of the disease may suffer significant health problems in the future.

  survivors of the first sars virus in 2003 have suffered significant lung problems.

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  Nobody is saying don't take precautions, but there is no reason to be afraid.

  THIS /\ /\ /\ /\ /\

  There is a hell of a lot of difference between reasoned concern and preparedness and the full blown panicked insanity that so many are falling prey to. And for that one can thank the media hype.
  
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  How Are JWs Affected By The Coronavirus?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  will meetings and conventions be canceled?

  the ministry?

  shepherding calls, get togethers?

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  And no more "hugs, kisses, or hand-shaking. We (the eldurs) recommend elbow bumps", was the announcement made in my locality.

  Now I wonder IF it were me attending in person just how hard could I make that elbow bump? Maybe to the ribs of an eldur or two?
  
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  How Are JWs Affected By The Coronavirus?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  will meetings and conventions be canceled?

  the ministry?

  shepherding calls, get togethers?

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  From what I have heard, those attending the one day assemblies will be required to have a Clorox enema prior to entering.

  "But remember brothers and sisters, use ONLY ONE SQUARE of tissue to wipe your butt with. And only ONE to dry your hands! Oh, and DON'T FORGET, drop your contribution in the box at the door on your way by!"
  
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  How Are JWs Affected By The Coronavirus?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
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  will meetings and conventions be canceled?

  the ministry?

  shepherding calls, get togethers?

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  Shepherding calls, get togethers??

  Well in my area there is no worry about cancelling those. Cannot cancel something that doesn't exist.
  
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  Crocodile tears

  by road to nowhere in

  1. watchtower
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  assembly experiences.

  brother so and so gets sick goes to hospital, refuses blood, dies; leaving widow and orphans.

  then the experience continues--usual meals and such, then the bastards actually took the family door to door within a few days.

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  highlight of any bad experience; the victim finds final solace in pioneering,

  I remember some years ago a sister, the wife of an arrogant jerk substitute C.O., gave her 'perience on the Circus Assembly. She was gushing along about how piousneering was sooo wonderful. About how it made all problems seem so insignificant. That was on Sunday. On Wednesday she went to Walmart and bought a shotgun and checked into a flea-bag motel. On Thursday she put the barrel in her mouth and pulled the trigger.

  Yep, running the piousneer hamster wheel sure made her happified.
  
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  No more handwashing for JW's

  by FedUpJW in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i was watching a program prompted by the covid-19 scare about youngsters in kindergarten and first grade being taught how to properly wash their hands to get rid of germs.

  they were told that twenty seconds was needed, and that to time it they should sing the "happy birthday" song twice.. well i guess we all know that jw's will never be able to sing that song, so i guess they will have to teach their kids how to "take a stand for da troof" and tell their teachers they cannot was their hands anymore.. just think of all the 'periences they can cook up about caleb got the corona-virus and was oh so sick, but he took a stand against one of those pagan celebration inspired songs, and his teacher and several classmates all asked for watchtowers and studies.

  hahahaha!.

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  I was watching a program prompted by the COVID-19 scare about youngsters in kindergarten and first grade being taught how to properly wash their hands to get rid of germs. They were told that twenty seconds was needed, and that to time it they should sing the "Happy Birthday" song twice.

  Well I guess we all know that JW's will never be able to sing THAT song, so I guess they will have to teach their kids how to "take a stand for da troof" and tell their teachers they cannot was their hands anymore.

  Just think of all the 'periences they can cook up about Caleb got the corona-virus and was oh so sick, but he took a stand against one of those pagan celebration inspired songs, and his teacher and several classmates all asked for watchtowers and studies. HAHAHAHA!
  
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  Covid-19 (Coronavirus) - Status Update Thread

  by Simon in

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  2. friends

  this topic is to focus on status updates & advice (no opinion or politics please).. status.

  latest status is that it's serious, probably isn't going to be contained and most large companies are making contingency plans, cancelling large events etc... which i don't think would happen if it was just people being alarmist.

  the incubation period means it may have already spread further and infected many more people than are currently known, so expect jumps in the numbers over the coming days and weeks.. tracking.

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  Someone was coughing in front of me the other day, not into their arm or even their hands (bad enough).

  I have to admit I am not at all polite any more when it comes to that level of stupidity and selfishness. I let go now with a loud, "Cover your f--king mouth you ignorant a--hole!"
  
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  What Makes. Person A Pedophile?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  it seems the news always has another report of a pedo stalking children or hurting them.

  i know this has gone on forever but i read another report of an illegal alien with a history of abuse taking advantage of another poor child.. i just don’t understand why some people do this.

  is there an actual brain abnormality?

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  I have always thought that the best solution for male pedos would be to nail them to a tree stump by their testicles, soak the stump with gasoline and light it, then toss them a very dull knife. Of course the humane thing to do IF they made the choice to self castrate and escape would be to promptly shoot them.

  In the state where I live a pedo repeatedly raped, then killed a 9 year old girl. After decades on death row he was FINALLY executed. I believe my solution would have been much better.