I was watching a program prompted by the COVID-19 scare about youngsters in kindergarten and first grade being taught how to properly wash their hands to get rid of germs. They were told that twenty seconds was needed, and that to time it they should sing the "Happy Birthday" song twice.
Well I guess we all know that JW's will never be able to sing THAT song, so I guess they will have to teach their kids how to "take a stand for da troof" and tell their teachers they cannot was their hands anymore.
Just think of all the 'periences they can cook up about Caleb got the corona-virus and was oh so sick, but he took a stand against one of those pagan celebration inspired songs, and his teacher and several classmates all asked for watchtowers and studies. HAHAHAHA!