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  That Group Never Existed!

  by COMF in

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  shelby said in this post --> http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11080&site=3.

  2. thus, i went back using the forum 'guest' default (because i thought that was what he meant).

  after some time, uncle bruce started referring to me was lwf, lifesbeersfree, etc., etc., and he and others assumed i had a 'church'... or 'group' that called ourselves "lifeswaterfree", because we all issued the same invitation.. shelby said, on h2o:.

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  SatanSpawn

  Re: KEEPING UP PRETENSES
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  Posted by LifesWaterFree [LifesWaterFree] on June 07, 2000 at 16:18:37 {Ci8lwE.vxk0hi4VK0MIQ/ZNp53Du4k}:

  We know, we know . . . not THEM again! Sorry, but yes, here we are again, with another "message" for the House of Israel. It is at this point that you might want to "adjust your dial" or even turn the thread off.
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  Oh May We Ever Live Up To Our Chosen Name!

  by Englishman in

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  there are some really weird and interesting names on this site.

  just out of interest, lets swap details of how we selected our chosen "stage name", it could be fun!.

  i chose "englishman" when i first started to lurk at h20.

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  SatanSpawn

  Ah was given life by a self-fulfillin' prophecy. Y'all's resident voice o' God kep' on callin' ol' COMF a demon, and callin' 'im a demon, til sho nuff he split and turnt inta two differnt bein's. Ah lef' him to all dat speculatin' bout life, and studyin' over the meanin' o' dis and dat, tryin' ta make sense of it all. Ah'm here f'only one reason: because mah sweet mama prophetess went t'rough all dem labor pains 'n' gave birf to me. An' dat explain da name.

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  Are You 'Unevenly' Yoked?

  by AGuest in

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  may you all have peace!.

  in the minds of many bible scholars (the wtbts 'scholars' as well), the term 'belial' means 'without benefit' or 'good for nothing'.

  that is incorrect, however.

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  SatanSpawn

  Get behind me, Satan...

  Oh, he dere all right, AGuest honey. He dere. He behin' you all de way, jes like he say he be when you cut dat deal wit him. Ah got the papers right chere. Dere where ol' Scratch make his mark, and dere yo signature in blood. Your soul, in exchange for gettin' ta strut round in front o' folks makin' wit da holy prophet act. He say you gits you one small-time cult (shoulda held out for the big one, AGuest, honey... you too gullible dat way), a few fried-brain followers, and all da suckuzz you kin suckah on dis shere internet.

  and may JAH rebuke you... again!

  AGuest, honey... ah recommen' you leave off wit da name-callin' and cursin' an' such. You ain't holdin' yo own too good wit it. Bes' jes' go on back ta da visions an' messages fum Mishyjah.

  Tell ya what might be good, tho... why don'tchall have a message fum Mishyjah condemmin' ol' COMF in Mishyjah's own words? Bout time for dat, now. Sho is.

  Mm-hmm.

  Sho is. Y'all take care, now AGuest, honey... y'hear? An' ah'll see yall at da en' of yo life, wen ah come to colleck f' ol' Scratch.

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  DUH! A title would have been nice, yes?

  by AGuest in

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  quick question, please.... is there a way to 'view' this board so that i can see the title and author of the threads under each post before opening them?

  right now, i can see only 'topics', i think.. if anyone has a suggestion to help a sista' out, i would really appreciate it.

  my apologies for 'cluttering' the board with such a banal question, too.. peace to you all!.

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  SatanSpawn

  Jes so's y'all know, AGuest honey, y'all don't hafta post a new thread when the holy ghost fergit ta remin' ya ta put dat subjeck in dere. Jes click on dat edit icon and type yo title in. Easy as ketchin' crawfish wif bacon. Eh-hehehe!

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  Apostates exposed...

  by TheApostateAK in

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  this email was intercepted last saturday afternoon.. > -----original message-----.

  > from: "governing body" < [email protected]>.

  > to: [email protected].

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  SatanSpawn

  BigBoi: Satan Spawn

  Nawp, nawp. Ain't but one a dem, sho nuff.

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  Final Observations

  by Esmeralda in

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  i'm an observant person.

  i became that way back in what i call the 'wallflower years' of my life, when i could very easily blend into the woodwork of any room i walked into without anyone looking up.

  i became a student of human nature and watched how people interacted, and that study has come in handy at many points.. sometimes, though, i don't realize when i'm opening a can of worms.

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  SatanSpawn

  Ah feels welcome. Yesha.

  Settlin' in ta dis place like settlin' in ta big bowl o' red beans 'n' rice on toppa cawmbread.

  Mm-hmm. Sho is.

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  Current spiritual practice ..

  by Introspection in

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  i'm just curious, what is everyone doing in this area?

  i understand there may be a period for 'clearing' if you've only left recently, but i hear that many are pagans, some are christian so i just wanted to get an idea.

  thanks.

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  SatanSpawn

  Most days, ah sets on de porch watchin' dat ol' sun go down, and plays mah harmonica. Sometime ol' Rastus and Junie Mae come over fum up da road and Rastus bring his geetar and Junie Mae bring fixins. Den we git down da jug fum over de kitchen cabnets, an' twang and harp and sing til ol' sun all gone ta bed. Den we goes inside and eats Junie fixins, poke chops an' blackeye peas, cawmbread 'n' gravy, red beans 'n' rice, 'n' blackberry cobbler. Den we washes all dem dishes tagedda and git out da ivories an' play dominoes til midnight.

  It don' get mo spirchual dan dat.

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  "He that loves me will OBEY my commandment...

  by AGuest in

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  to the household of god, israel, that is on jw.com, and all those who 'got with' them:.

  may you have peace!.

  because israel has, at this 'season' fallen asleep with regard to many 'things' that our lord, the son of god, jah-eshua mischa-jah ("jah saves"; messiah - "chosen of jah"), 'commanded' us to teach others (matthew 28:20), i am compelled by the spirit of my father, the holy one of israel, jah of armies (psalm 68:4), that is in me, by means of my lord, to remind israel of one of such commandments.. on the night that he was put to death in the flesh, our lord gave a commandment, to which he stated "keep doing this in remembrance of me.

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  SatanSpawn

  Welp, dere go da neighbahood, sho nuff.
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  Three reasons why we believe The Jehovah's Witness

  by Enchanter in

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  three reasons why we believe the jehovah's witnesses have the truth.. 1. we will live forever in paradise and watch everything die over and over.. 2. because we don't trust our familymembers or friends who were very close to us, are apostates now.

  but the governing body, who we don't know at all, trust our lives to and do everything they say.. 3. governing body can't find willing women to have oral sex with.

  so nobody can.. enchanter

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  SatanSpawn

  smart ass anti Gods

  Nawsuh. Ain't nuttin ah said was anti Gods. What ah said was anti premature assumptions, sho nuff.

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  Edited by - SatanSpawn on 18 March 2001 10:49:1
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  Three reasons why we believe The Jehovah's Witness

  by Enchanter in

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  three reasons why we believe the jehovah's witnesses have the truth.. 1. we will live forever in paradise and watch everything die over and over.. 2. because we don't trust our familymembers or friends who were very close to us, are apostates now.

  but the governing body, who we don't know at all, trust our lives to and do everything they say.. 3. governing body can't find willing women to have oral sex with.

  so nobody can.. enchanter

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  SatanSpawn

  I refuse to be deliberately led around in circles explaining this.

  Well, lak mah pappy usta say, you kin lead a horticulture, butcha cain't make her think, sho nuff.

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