Apostates exposed...

TheApostateAK

This email was intercepted last Saturday afternoon.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: "Governing Body" < [email protected]>
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Disruption / Interuption of apostate sites.
> Date: Friday, 25 May 2001 10:04 AM
>
> Dear Agent Apostle AK,
>
> Thank you for last Tuesdays email regarding the temporary closure
> of H20. Several of our operatives have been bombing the site with
> boring postings for a while now and they have succeeded in
> disrupting the site. The agents have succeeded in having Coolboard
> close the board down. Our Agents have already started to disrupt
> the new site.
>
> Your next assignment is to sabotage http://www.jehovahs-
> witness.com. Your partners for this assignment will be Agent Fred
> Hall, Agent Mommy and Agent BugEyes. Good Luck.
>
> On another note, Agent Prisca and Uncle Bruce will be at the Sydney
> apostate BBQ to witness the proceedings and spy on several high
> profile apostates and take information on them.
>
> Keep the spiritual warfare up and we wish you success in your
> current and future assignments.
>
> Your Brothers.
> Watchtower Bible & Tract Society
> (For the Governing Body)

TheApostateAK

Intercepted just this morning.

> -----Original Message-----
> From: "Governing Body" < [email protected]>
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: Report and new Brooklyn graduates...
> Date: Sunday, 27 May 2001 6:04 AM
>
> Dear Agent Apostle AK,
>
> Just letting you know that other operatives have successfully
> infiltrated several apostate organsations / sites. In the coming
> few days you will see a change in these organisations / sites.
>
> On another note, We are introducting to you two new graduates.
> Agent Gopher and Agent Kes152. These two have completed their
> training at Brooklyn and are ready for any action.
>
> That is all for the moment. Did you enjoy the spiritual food
> provided at the Circuit Assembly last weekend?
>
> Keep the spiritual warfare up and we wish you success in your
> current and future assignments.
>
> Your Brothers.
> Watchtower Bible & Tract Society
> (For the Governing Body)

bigboi

Yeah Right!!!!! Get a Life, Man!!!!![&>]

"it ain't what ya do. it's how you do it" quote from the song "True Honeybunz" by Bahamadia

alpha

AK,

You are a sad puppy!

Alpha

BugEye

I AM NOT A SPY for those dreaful, horrible watchtower people, I am an innocent, sweet and nice guy.

Dave

ozziepost

On another note, Agent Prisca and Uncle Bruce will be at the Sydney apostate BBQ to witness the proceedings and spy on several high
profile apostates and take information on them.

AK, were you 'reaching out' for this assignment?

Cheers,
Ozzie

Freedom is not having to wear a tie.

neyank

Since when has the governing body ever said good luck?

neyank

ozziepost

G'day alpha and welcome to this fun place,

Are you another aussie ex-JW? Are there any left at the Kingdom Hall?

Glad you got up the courage to say a few words. Took nearly a week, eh? It's OK, you don't have to stay in the back row in this place. Take your place in the middle!

Have fun.

Cheers,
Ozzie

Freedom is not having to wear a tie.

COMF

Since when has the governing body ever said good luck?

They always say that right after they say, "This email will self-destruct in five seconds."

COMF, former Mission Highly-Improbable Operative

BugEye

Hmmm (taking notes)

Alpha : maybe useful as an informant
Ozzie : still doing the Lords work
Comf : Apostate supremo
NeYank: unknown
BigBoi: Satan Spawn

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