Are You 'Unevenly' Yoked?

by AGuest 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    May you all have peace!

    In the minds of many Bible scholars (the WTBTS 'scholars' as well), the term 'Belial' means 'without benefit' or 'good for nothing'. That is incorrect, however. The term 'Belial' has been misrendered as coming from the root "beli", which is Hebrew for 'not, without'... and 'ya-al', supposedly meaning 'of benefit; beneficial'.

    However, in TRUTH, the term 'Belial', mispronouced 'buh-ly-al', is more accurately pronounced "Bee-lee-yal" and in MOST accurately pronounced "bee-lee-ya-el"... and means "without Jah as God". Beli... 'without'... ya... 'JAH'... el... 'as god'.

    Thus, when Paul(?) made the statement "what harmony is there between Christ and Belial", his POINT was... what harmony is there between the 'chosen one' of JAH... and the one 'without' JAH as their God.

    He said this to show the distinction NOT in physical marriage between a man and woman, as the WTBTS falsely teaches (remember, there would be men preventing marriage), but in SPIRITUAL marriage... between the Christ and his 'bride'.

    'Believers' are those who are 'children of light' and thus hear the 'voice' of the true Light, my Lord, JAHESHUA MISCHAJAH, the Son of the Holy One of Israel, JAH OF ARMIES. 'Unbelievers', however, are not those who do not worship in the same 'religion', but those who lack FAITH... who don't BELEIVE that he speaks to any or that any can 'hear' him. They don't 'believe'... thus, they are 'unbelievers'.

    The WTBTS is a conglomerate of 'unbelievers'. How so? In that rather than walk by SPIRIT and keep their eyes on the things "UNSEEN", they think my Lord needs a 'visible earthly representation' to communicate with his 'sheep', rather than do so himself. They don't BELIEVE he can 'speak to [us] from the heavens'.

    John 10:1-5, 27
    Hebrews 12:25

    Thus, they are 'unbelievers'... those who walk by 'sight'... looking to a 'visible' organization... which is in fact, nothing more than a 'golden calf'... an IMAGE... which they have created and call "Jehovah".

    And it is with such 'unbelievers' that the Household of God, the 'bride' of Christ, those 'called and chosen' by means of an anointing with holy spirit... 'christs'... have been told NOT to yoke themselves... and if not yet 'chosen' but yoked, to SEPARATE themselves from... and 'quit touching'... so as to BE 'taken in as sons and daughters'.

    Why has the WTBTS created such 'image'? Because just as the Israelites grew tired of waiting for THEIR mediator, Moses, to 'return down the mountain', so, too, these who expected the return of my Lord to take place in 1914 grew TIRED of waiting for THEIR mediator to 'return'. When what they expected to occur in 1914 did NOT... they did as Aaron did: to appease the wicked murmuring of the people ("as for this Moses, we don't know what has happened to him, so make for us a god")... they gave them something they could SEE... and 'called it Jehovah'.

    That image, that 'golden calf' that they CALL 'Jehovah'... is the conglomerate of the Watchtower Bible & Tract Society of the Religious Order of the Christian Congregation of JEHOVAH'S Witnesses and Kingdom Service... Incorporated. It is this image that they 'worship' by means of following IT... obeying IT... 'buying and selling' from IT... and rendering sacred service... to IT.

    Thus, by the power of the spirit of my Father that is in me, holy spirit, by means of the Son of God, my Lord, JAHESHUA MISCHAJAH, I say to all of you with ears to hear...

    GET OUT OF HER, MY PEOPLE... IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO SHARE IN HER SINS AND IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO RECEIVE PART OF HER PLAGUES. SEPARATE YOURSELF AND QUIT TOUCHING THE UNCLEAN THING... and you will be taken in as sons and daughters... and MY Father... will become YOUR Father.

    Indeed, to all who so 'wish' it, the Spirit invites you to "Come! Take 'life's water'... free!

    I, myself, SJ, have spoken it to you just as I myself heard it from my Lord, JAHESHUA MISCHAJAH, Son of the Most Holy One of Israel, JAH OF ARMIES.

    I bid you all peace!

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    cheers Shelby,

    I'm kinda unevenly yoked .. in a cyber kinda way .. hee hee ;) As for being Lyle .. mmm .. wouldn't mind at all - uncle lyle was a good father, hardworking husband, gun shearer, master plumber, yachtsman, quiet achiever, all-round bloody good bloke (till an elecrical cable took him to parts unknown) .. oops .. belial .. you said belial .. sorry sis, I never was one for paying attention to spelling (or the subject at hand ;)

    unevenyokelbruce

    PS: I thought I saw God the other day but it was just another beach babe .. or was she? (I must stop eating corn ..)

  • waiting
    waiting

    Howdy Shelby

    "Are you unevenly yoked?"

    I'm married to someone of the opposite sex, so my first inclination is to answer: "you betcha, sister."

    Howdy ub - welcome back!

    waiting

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Message Deleted

    [x] Finger slip/dooplicate

    [x] Corny

    [x] Cheezy

    [x] Patronizing Insult

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day waiting,

    sex sex sex .. that's all you women think about .. pushing when she's pulling unclebruce .. thank the lord for missionary positions, uneven yokes and the ups and downs of holy mattress money ;)

  • AGuest
    AGuest

    Unk! Rev! DAHLINK! Where you been?! Man, you should'a BEEN here. All heck broke loose! Oh, and I can't let you call me 'pet' names anymore 'cause not everyone understands our little 'relationship'. We DO want to be kind and show love, yes? So, I 'spose that's why your finger 'slipped', eh? You 'trigger' happy little varmint, you!

    (Hey, do beach babes 'go fer' guys with 'happy' triggers? I don't THINK so...)

    Peace! (Hi, Waiting...)

    Your dear 'wife'... who thinks we're quite 'evenly' yoked, seein' as I set the temperature to 'broil' and youse gots yourself a tan...

    SJ

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    G'day Shelby,

    I know just what ya mean about 'all hell breaking loose'. I just saw pictures of Mt Etna on the news .. geez I wonder what's going on down there? Good assignment for bibleman .. let's lower him down to check it out .. some like it hot and he's got the legs .. hee hee

    All looks calm enough to me .. must depend on which posts ya open I guess X <--- a non-sexist kiss (i'd do the same to Kent)

    unclebruce on the lookout for Satanic Messiahs blowing thier top!

    CHEERS!

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Am I unevenly yoked? Yes.

    My observation is "off" your topic and I know it.

    I'm married to my right hand. It works, but it ain't the best in life. It plays fair though, and doesn't lie to me nor does it deceive me. Most of all, it doesn't seek to take everything I've worked for, but then again, everything I worked for was taken because I was formerly "unevenly yoked."

    That whole concept is stupid: why should any relationship between m/f be thought of as a "yoke?" "Yokes" are for oxen and other beasts-of-burden, but not humans. Human relationships should be glorious and not burdensome. They are.

    Then again, I'm just a dummy, and I'm using the "dub" version of the meaning "unevenly yoked." Your version is just as goofy, though.

    Farkel
    Practical Class

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Hey Farkel - no more uneven jokes OK?

    I just replied to your email and will try and phone/fax you shortly (if I can figure out the code to get into America I think it's 0011 or 1100)

    How come I'm Shelby's cyber better half? I don't remmember a ceremony or even the honeymoon. Are you thus honoured as well? Would this make Shelby a cyber polygamist?

    cheers old cock, unc playing with himself.

    PS: Marriage is a yoke - you gotta admit that I think a marriage is good if you still smile kinda coyly at each other after a few hours apart. (always check her hands for frypans and such first)

    PSS: How far is Mt Etna from Vatican City? .. just wondering

  • AngelofMuZiC
    AngelofMuZiC

    Very interesting post. Did not know that. I will share this with my mother. Thanx.
    My Regards,
    Joanne

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