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Hey, pappy! We love y'all both! Good to hear from the less vocal side of the family, although I'm sorry for the circumstances that brought it about. We're looking forward to the return of our dark lady.

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Baby is here! Photos attached!

by LDH in

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11-19 3:30 pm 7 lbs 13 oz, 21 in.. i don't how how to add the photos, but if you want to see pictures, go to http://www.webphotos.com/list_albums.asp?mi=1&smi=1.

i think this is right (mommy help me!

lisa

SatanSpawn

I am gladly welcoming any other smart ass comments I *KNOW* you guys can come up with. Thanks in advance.

Hmmph. Sho do look like dey was a honkie hidin' in da woodpile. Mm-hmm. Sho do.

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Who are the true worshippers of God?

by AGuest in

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may you all have peace!

(yes, i know i am starting a new thread when one already exists, but most of you know me by now...).

the 'true' worshippers of god are those that worship him... in spirit... and in truth.

SatanSpawn

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That Group Never Existed!

by COMF in

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shelby said in this post --> http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11080&site=3.

2. thus, i went back using the forum 'guest' default (because i thought that was what he meant).

after some time, uncle bruce started referring to me was lwf, lifesbeersfree, etc., etc., and he and others assumed i had a 'church'... or 'group' that called ourselves "lifeswaterfree", because we all issued the same invitation.. shelby said, on h2o:.

SatanSpawn

Who is "we?" Perhaps Shelby is the one to ask. But in the interim, I suggest you read this thread.

--> http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11127&site=3

Fun with Phoebe:

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Posted by Phoebe [LifesWaterFree] on May 28, 2000 at 10:28:26 {B7OWPcyPY6/CPYT8orz2/ZNp53Du4k}:

In Reply to: ********Deleted Post posted by MODERATORS!!! on May 27, 2000 at 14:57:10:

We refer you to posts from IDAHMOM, Finalcall, Kes and others. Then we say to you, O stupid and unreasonable man, what precludes us from living in the same house?

Phoebe (a slave of Christ and ONE of LifesWaterFree)

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Double Standards - Where is the line drawn?

by msil in

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i was happy when the yadrif was given the boot - we never needed the spread of hatred and name calling.

it seemed as though everyone felt the same way.. i find it hypocritical that as long as you are "influential in the xjw community" or if you run a big anti-jw website you can call anyone names and you can post any obscene drivel as long as it is a song which you dedicate other posters.. i find it ironic that a "well-respected" poster (and i could give a damn what his past actions or brave deeds are, or what fancy essays he wrote) would call me a biggot in chat for asking simple questions but then he would defend the stuff kent wrote in reference to aguest.

i don't give a damn if it was written by frank zappa or some other crack-smokin' loser - the fact that they are song lyrics is irrelevant.

SatanSpawn

And there have been times when I would have loved to start cutting and pasting posts and mailing them to various individuals' business contacts. Haven't done it yet.

Thanks. It's always good to know who in the crowd thinks it's their calling to keep everybody else in line and punish those who don't conform. Also good to know what extremes such a person might go to in meting out punishment.

Duly noted.

COMF

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That Group Never Existed!

by COMF in

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shelby said in this post --> http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11080&site=3.

2. thus, i went back using the forum 'guest' default (because i thought that was what he meant).

after some time, uncle bruce started referring to me was lwf, lifesbeersfree, etc., etc., and he and others assumed i had a 'church'... or 'group' that called ourselves "lifeswaterfree", because we all issued the same invitation.. shelby said, on h2o:.

SatanSpawn

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Posted by LifesWaterFree [LifesWaterFree] on June 07, 2000 at 16:18:37 {Ci8lwE.vxk0hi4VK0MIQ/ZNp53Du4k}:

We know, we know . . . not THEM again! Sorry, but yes, here we are again, with another "message" for the House of Israel. It is at this point that you might want to "adjust your dial" or even turn the thread off.

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Oh May We Ever Live Up To Our Chosen Name!

by Englishman in

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there are some really weird and interesting names on this site.

just out of interest, lets swap details of how we selected our chosen "stage name", it could be fun!.

i chose "englishman" when i first started to lurk at h20.

SatanSpawn

Ah was given life by a self-fulfillin' prophecy. Y'all's resident voice o' God kep' on callin' ol' COMF a demon, and callin' 'im a demon, til sho nuff he split and turnt inta two differnt bein's. Ah lef' him to all dat speculatin' bout life, and studyin' over the meanin' o' dis and dat, tryin' ta make sense of it all. Ah'm here f'only one reason: because mah sweet mama prophetess went t'rough all dem labor pains 'n' gave birf to me. An' dat explain da name.

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Are You 'Unevenly' Yoked?

by AGuest in

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may you all have peace!.

in the minds of many bible scholars (the wtbts 'scholars' as well), the term 'belial' means 'without benefit' or 'good for nothing'.

that is incorrect, however.

SatanSpawn

Get behind me, Satan...

Oh, he dere all right, AGuest honey. He dere. He behin' you all de way, jes like he say he be when you cut dat deal wit him. Ah got the papers right chere. Dere where ol' Scratch make his mark, and dere yo signature in blood. Your soul, in exchange for gettin' ta strut round in front o' folks makin' wit da holy prophet act. He say you gits you one small-time cult (shoulda held out for the big one, AGuest, honey... you too gullible dat way), a few fried-brain followers, and all da suckuzz you kin suckah on dis shere internet.

and may JAH rebuke you... again!

AGuest, honey... ah recommen' you leave off wit da name-callin' and cursin' an' such. You ain't holdin' yo own too good wit it. Bes' jes' go on back ta da visions an' messages fum Mishyjah.

Tell ya what might be good, tho... why don'tchall have a message fum Mishyjah condemmin' ol' COMF in Mishyjah's own words? Bout time for dat, now. Sho is.

Mm-hmm.

Sho is. Y'all take care, now AGuest, honey... y'hear? An' ah'll see yall at da en' of yo life, wen ah come to colleck f' ol' Scratch.

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DUH! A title would have been nice, yes?

by AGuest in

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quick question, please.... is there a way to 'view' this board so that i can see the title and author of the threads under each post before opening them?

right now, i can see only 'topics', i think.. if anyone has a suggestion to help a sista' out, i would really appreciate it.

my apologies for 'cluttering' the board with such a banal question, too.. peace to you all!.

SatanSpawn

Jes so's y'all know, AGuest honey, y'all don't hafta post a new thread when the holy ghost fergit ta remin' ya ta put dat subjeck in dere. Jes click on dat edit icon and type yo title in. Easy as ketchin' crawfish wif bacon. Eh-hehehe!

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