Let me guess:
The end of November is when we advance from "the end is very very soon now" to "the end is very very VERY soon now"?
did you know that noah entered the ark in the end part of november and also that jesus' followers flead jerusalem around 25th of november 66ce?.
could it be that a significant group of jehovah's witnesses would begin to flee to the "wilderness" in the end of november?
revelation 12 speaks about a flight of a symbolic woman to a wilderness.
Let me guess:
The end of November is when we advance from "the end is very very soon now" to "the end is very very VERY soon now"?
title: אחות מתזמן (sister scheduler) .
אחות מתזמן would be based on 1 kings 11:3.. 'he had seven hundred wives of royal birth and three hundred concubines' .
אחות מתזמן job is to arrange solomon quality time with his legal babes.
Maybe they'll produce the NC-17 version of "Bath-Sheba: Bathing Queen"
so i showed one of my older uncles the link on jw.org.. https://www.jw.org/en/news/jw/region/global/the-governing-body-announces-that-some-in-person-meetings-will-resume-in-select-areas/.
keep in mind that this is one of the relatives that is a true believer and used every excuse you can think of for the cancellation of all kingdom hall meetings.
and he also used every scriptural argument you can make up to justify the end of the door to door ministry.
Maybe these places are what they are planning to reopen.
There's reddit pages out there - the ones we know about so far are in Hong Kong and some parts of Australia.
pilot program for in-person meetings to resume, to be launched in hong kong in nov. 2021. only fully vaccinated publishers are to be invited.
it's going to be a fader's paradise.. https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/q9e9pg/and_so_it_begins/?%24deep_link=true&correlation_id=fb861c4a-8c7e-4bad-b1e3-4c86b3254daf&post_fullname=t3_q9e9pg&post_index=1&ref=email_digest&ref_campaign=email_digest&ref_source=email&utm_content=post_title&%243p=e_as&_branch_match_id=936859150293933406&utm_medium=email%20amazon%20ses.
The first super spreader event from a Kingdom Hall will shut this program down.
Yeah, I've got a feeling this is not going to end well.
so i showed one of my older uncles the link on jw.org.. https://www.jw.org/en/news/jw/region/global/the-governing-body-announces-that-some-in-person-meetings-will-resume-in-select-areas/.
keep in mind that this is one of the relatives that is a true believer and used every excuse you can think of for the cancellation of all kingdom hall meetings.
and he also used every scriptural argument you can make up to justify the end of the door to door ministry.
I suspect the WTS is underestimating the level of resistance to starting up in-person meetings again.
giles gray writes: .
if the end is so near as the jehovah’s witnesses leadership claims (somehow they must have special insight), why are they building a movie studio that will be finished in 2026?.
it’s not the first time something of this nature has happened in the society’s history.
At the same time, they'll ignore the fact that all the studios and printing facilities of the world could also be intact and at their disposal and they don't need to build this new one.
Ha! Good one.
Somehow God always seems to forgetting stuff he could have done.
Like how, during the flood, he miraculously caused 100% of the earth's vegetation to survive being fully immersed is saltwater for a year, but he couldn't similarly miraculously cause the same sort of miracle for animal life - no, they all had to go into a big boat to be saved.
no one can steal your thunder when you are the fucking storm!
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. -- Rufus T. Firefly
so we all know california is one shit hole idiot state.
now gov.
asshat has banned gas lawn mowers and leaf blowers.
The left is so stupid.
Good ridden's.
a couple of threads over on reddit that there is a letter to elders on restarting meetings.
i find this hard to believe and have not seen anything on this from our trusty sources on this site.
can anyone confirm?.
Around here, the circuit assembly is scheduled for January, and the latest "official" notice gives the location as the nearest assembly hall. But I'd bet large sums of coffee beans that it just ain't happening.
we just had our co visit a few weeks ago.
apparently, he was encouraging all who could to regular pioneer, to at least try it out for a year.
because of this, we had a few people in our hall become one.. so this weekend we were on zoom service, and the sister that was just appointed was talking about it.
What's even more totally nuts is that there is still an "enforced" requirement of 50 hours (or 30 during certain months) for auxiliary pioneering.
So, you can be a pioneer and get 5 hours per month, but if you sign up to be an auxiliary pioneer and get 44 hour instead of 50, in theory, the elders could "get after you" (although, practically, I doubt anyone would) for not meeting your commitment.
Yeah, I know if several people who have joined up as regular pioneers recently. I'm quite sure their schedule will not allow them to get anywhere close to 70 hours.
It is, as has been noted on this thread here, supremely stupid. Why not just make everyone a pioneer, if there is no hour requirement? What's the bloody point?