i am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
neyank,
What about:
Too much yardage betweeen the goal posts.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
Standing close to him you can hear the ocean.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Is so dense, light reflects off of him.
Skylight leaks a little.
Reciever is off the hook.
The butter slipped off his pancake.
I might be able to think of a few more when I go back and read somemore of the site. If I do I will post them for you.
i am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
Logical,
I agree with you 100%. The more I read on the site, the more I think this group or guy are a few clowns short of a circus.
As smart as bait.
Not wired to code.
Born on a tilt-a-whirl.
The wheels spinning but the hamsters dead.
A few fries short of a happy meal.
Couldn't poor water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
Well, I am sure you get the idea.
this is sort of a take-off of the "what should the wt do" thread.. i need to get together a board of directors and elect a president and officers.
we need to figure out a doctrine, a manifesto, and a set of disciplinary rules.
we need to figure out a way to fund our new movement.
TR,
Just wanted to remind you that you will need many faithful sheep to man the toilet brushes and vacuums after the assemblies not to mention the trash being dumped, parking lot swept etc etc etc.
i am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
Now I know who the beasts of Revelation 13, 14,17 are.
ROTFLMAO
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy .
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy .
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy .
To much SHINNING huh?
redrum
i am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.. http://www.bibledecoded.com/.
spend some time reviewing this site.
you will be amazed at what you read.
I am sure all here will be very interested in this new group.
Spend some time reviewing this site. You will be amazed at what you read. For instance, click on (Joining and Leaving) then click on ([J9]Transplants.
Organ Transplants are considered fornication. Safe sex with a condom cannot be Fornication or Adultery so long as the condom is effective and prevents an emission of semen into the woman.
I would like to know your opinions of this site and the information it contains.
I believe the one who has developed this site may be a Bible Student.
http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/wtabtsaaa/menu.html .
"we must hate in the truest sense, which is to regard with extreme and active aversion, to consider as loathsome, odiuos, filthy, to detest.
" wt 10/1/1952
http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/wtabtsaaa/menu.html
"We must hate in the truest sense, which is to regard with extreme and active aversion, to consider as loathsome, odiuos, filthy, to detest." WT 10/1/1952
this is copied and pasted from a jw forum, its so sad.
the topic is excluding relatives from your wedding.
this guy wouldnt even let his own mom watch him cut the cake!.
My mother was disfellowshipped in 1989 for apostacy. My older brother who is an elder was married a few years after my mother was dsd. My mother was not invited to the wedding as well as myself, my younger brother and my sister. My older brother has not actually spoken to my mother for 11 years now. My mother has never seen my older brothers kids.
Talk about sacrificing family for a lie.
the end of 6000 years is 1873. wt 7/15/1894 p.1675.
"in what year, then, would the first 6,000 years of man's existence and also the first 6,000 years of god's rest day come to an end?
the year 1975.
TR,
I like your style. You say it like it is. No punches pulled!
the end of 6000 years is 1873. wt 7/15/1894 p.1675.
"in what year, then, would the first 6,000 years of man's existence and also the first 6,000 years of god's rest day come to an end?
the year 1975.
"Similarly, the 'false prophet' is not a person, but is a system or organization." WT 6/15/1974
"A religion that teaches lies cannot be true." WT 12/1/1991.p.7
"Jehovah's Witnesses, in their eagerness for Jesus' second coming, have suggested dates that turned out to be incorrect. Because of this, some have called them false prophets. Never in these instances, however, did they presume to originate predictions in the name of Jehovah." AFAKE! March 22,1993. p.4
COMPARE ON THE SAME PAGE!):
"Most important, this magazine builds confidence in the Creator's promise of a peaceful and secure new world before the generation that saw the events of 1914 passes away." AFAKE!, March 22,1993,P.4
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Thinkers wife,
Yes I did type the word AFAKE on purpose. It seems only fitting.
