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  2005 THANKSGIVING MENU AT BETHEL

  by Scorpion in

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  2. humour

  new world diner

  welcome to new world food and "spirits".

  (a non-prophet organization for the faithful & discreet diner.

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  Scorpion

  New World Diner
  
  Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
  (a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER
  
  ENTREES
  
  Shrimp Creole
  Trinitarian Roast
  Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
  Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
  Jehovah Gyros
  Filet of No Sole
  Chicken ala Kingdom
  Elder Burgers
  Wild Beast Stew Good News Bologna Book Study Surprise Gilead Goulash Field Ministry Fondue APPETIZERS
  
  Society Soup
  Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
  Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing SIDE DISHES
  
  Russell Potato Chips
  Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
  No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
  Franz Fries
  Retried Human Beans
  Spicy Gehenna Chili
  Passed Over Memorial Bread Leo Greenpeas DESSERTS
  
  Pioneer Upsidedown Cake
  Arch Angels Food Cake
  Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
  Apostate Pops
  Pagan Pudding
  Date Bread Surprise
  Prophet in a Sense Cakes Paradise Pie Everlasting Life Cookies BEVERAGES
  
  1925 Shun Shine Punch
  1914 Watchtower Rose'
  New Light Beer NEW ON THIS YEARS MENU Ministerial serviettes District hors'douvres Territorial Toast with UN Jam Last Days Lasagna Rank & File Weenies All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.
  
  Hope you can come!
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  Thanksgiving Menu at Bethel for 2004

  by Scorpion in

  1. social
  2. humour

  new world diner

  welcome to new world food and "spirits".

  (a non-prophet organization for the faithful & discreet diner.

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  Scorpion

  Hubert,

  If you think this Menu sounds yummy, wait till you see next years additions to the menu.
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  Thanksgiving Menu at Bethel for 2004

  by Scorpion in

  1. social
  2. humour

  new world diner

  welcome to new world food and "spirits".

  (a non-prophet organization for the faithful & discreet diner.

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  Scorpion

  New World Diner
  
  Welcome to NEW WORLD FOOD and "SPIRITS"
  (a NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION for the FAITHFUL & DISCREET DINER
  
  ENTREES
  
  Shrimp Creole
  Trinitarian Roast
  Torture Steak with Awake! flavor enhancer
  Governing Body Kabobs (with real meat, in due season, of course!
  Jehovah Gyros
  Filet of No Sole
  Chicken ala Kingdom
  Elder Burgers
  Wild Beast Stew
  
  APPETIZERS
  
  Society Soup
  Little "g" Salad (with 144,000 Island Dressing and Christendom Croutons
  Big "G" Salad (with Headquarters Cheese and Anointed Salad Dressing SIDE DISHES
  
  Russell Potato Chips
  Rutherford Rolls (Royce)
  No Cross Buns made with Miracle Wheat
  Franz Fries
  Retried Human Beans
  Spicy Gehenna Chili
  Passed Over Memorial Bread DESSERTS
  
  Pioneer Upsidedown Cake
  Arch Angels Food Cake
  Beth Sarim Ice Cream: 3 flavors: Abraham, Isaac and Jacob
  Apostate Pops
  Pagan Pudding
  Date Bread Surprise
  Prophet in a Sense Cakes BEVERAGES
  
  1925 Shun Shine Punch
  1914 Watchtower Rose'
  New Light Beer NEW ON THIS YEARS MENU Leo Greenpeas Evil Slave Salad with End of the World Salad Dressing Everlasting Life Cookies Field Ministry Fondue Gilead Goulash Book Study Surprise Good News Bologna Paradise Pie All meals must be worked for and no grace is accepted. We will furnish each person with unlimited "truth" picks when brushing is not convenient.
  
  Hope you can come!
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  Watchtower responsible for 18 year long IRS tax persecution

  by Dogpatch in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought this article was interesting.

  anyone lese know of this case?.

  randy.

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  Scorpion

  I met Alvin a year ago. He came to my home and gave me a ton of papers that
  deal with this case. He was living in Knights Landing CA at this time.
  
  If you are interested in more about this you can check out Alvin's sight.
  http://www.pennibanctrust.com/?content=documents
  Click on the titles on top to see pictures etc.
  Alvin has received no money from the WTBTS as far as he last told me, and I
  do not foresee him getting a dime.
  

  Scorpion
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  New DVD on Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Scorpion in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  cynthia hampton just sent me this info from the conference she is at in pennsylvania.

  http://www.namb.net/evangelism/iev/video_name_jehovah.asp

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  Scorpion

  Cynthia Hampton just sent me this info from the conference she is at in Pennsylvania. http://www.namb.net/evangelism/iev/video_name_jehovah.asp
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  Oxymoron

  by Scorpion in

  1. social
  2. humour

  oxymoron .

  oxymoron definition: a rhetorical figure that combines incongruous or contradictory terms.

  example: "oxymoron" - removing the ten commandments from the courthouse while making a person in court swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god... while his hand is on the bible!.

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  Scorpion

  OXYMORON
  

  
  Oxymoron Definition: A rhetorical figure that combines incongruous or contradictory terms.
  
  
  EXAMPLE: "Oxymoron" - Removing the Ten Commandments from the courthouse while making a person in court swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God... while his hand is on the Bible!
  
  BUT: Despite how you may have personally felt about the issue, there was a good logical reason for removing the Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Supreme Court building.
  
  You cannot post things like "Thou Shall Not Steal, Thou Shall Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!!
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  Egg Business

  by Scorpion in

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  2. humour

  zebediah was in the fertilized egg business.

  he had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

  zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced.

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  Celia,

  For some reason only half the message would paste each time. I had to paste it to Microsoft Word in text before it would paste correctly here.

  Scorpion
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  Egg Business

  by Scorpion in

  1. social
  2. humour

  zebediah was in the fertilized egg business.

  he had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

  zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced.

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  Scorpion

  Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.

  Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's time; so, Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

  Each bell had a different tone so that Zeb could tell, from a distance, which rooster was performing.

  Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

  Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell had not rung at all!!

  Zeb went to investigate.

  The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing! The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

  But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk

  on to the next one.

  Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county fair.

  Brewster was an overnight sensation

  The judges not only awarded him the No Bell Piece Prize

  ...but also the Pulletsurprise
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  Need Information

  by Scorpion in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anyone have any recent entire quotes (1993-2003) from watchtower literature stating that the organization is god's true church or religion, or putting trust in the organization etc?

  or anything coming close to where the wt claims inspiration or infallibility?

  i have some recent quotes but am looking for more.

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  Scorpion

  Thanks Link. I haven't been to that site for a few months. I will take another look.
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  Need Information

  by Scorpion in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does anyone have any recent entire quotes (1993-2003) from watchtower literature stating that the organization is god's true church or religion, or putting trust in the organization etc?

  or anything coming close to where the wt claims inspiration or infallibility?

  i have some recent quotes but am looking for more.

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  Scorpion

  Does anyone have any recent entire quotes (1993-2003) from Watchtower literature stating that the organization is God's true church or religion, or putting trust in the organization etc? Or anything coming close to where the WT claims inspiration or infallibility? I have some recent quotes but am looking for more. For example:

  What Does It Mean to Trust in Jehovah?

  17. In addition, trusting in Jehovah means trusting those whom he trusts. For example, Jehovah has arranged for the "faithful and discreet slave" to care for the earthly Kingdom interests. (Matthew 24:45-47) We do not try to go it alone, and we do not ignore that appointment, for we trust in Jehovah's arrangement. Further, elders serve in the local Christian congregation and, according to the apostle Paul, are appointed by holy spirit. (Acts 20:28) By cooperating with the elder arrangement in the congregation, we also show that we trust in Jehovah.-Hebrews 13:17. WT March 1, 2003 page 17

  Any help would be appreciated. The more of the quote the better. Thanks!

  Scorpion