"Wound care" ?!?!?!?!
Ring-a-ding-ding....ring-a-ding-ding....
"Say Brother Pompous, I know you're busy and all, but I seem to have my broken shinbone protruding from the skin just below my knee, and I was wondering if you or Sister Pompous would mind dropping by to care for my wound?"
"Well, Brother Poverty-Stricken-Special-Pioneer, I'd love to help, but I'm leading our virtual Zoom field service meeting now, and later I'll be driving our virtual Zoom field service car group. I'll call Brother Put-Upon to see if he's available, after he's finished delivering the boxed fruit to all our other poverty-stricken publishers. Shouldn't be more than 2 or 3 hours from now."