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seawolf
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Please give Stacey a BIG welcome!
by Jourles instacey is the one who i just recently made contact with again after over 15 years.
we spoke today for a little while and it seems that she had not heard of many of the wts doctrinal changes.
(generation, un, etc.
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Whats Your Favorite JW Nickname?
by love2Bworldly inmy favorite word i like to use is "bs society" instead of watchtower society.. what's yours?.
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seawolf
I just call them dubyas because at least half the time they have clueless looks on their faces and the crap they talk about doesn't make the slightest bit of sense.
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Tomfoolery! (Fluffy Stuff, Fluffer Nutters)
by Good Girl or Bad Girl? inok so i just remembered something this morning that made me laugh really hard and it happened about 12 years ago:.
my family were in the field service one saturday morning.. my little brother did nothing if not piss my dad off as much as possible, not sure if it was on purpose or just a personality clash, but anyway.. i'm pretty sure little bro would not get out at a door and was also possibly doing something mischevious, i.e.
drawing funny yet inappropriate comics to entertain himself and his sisters.. so my dad demands that my bro get out.
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seawolf
hehe funny stories. Being that they happened in the service of joe hoba makes them even more funny.
My contribution:
I was with a friend at the KH. We would all congregate at the front of the hall by the stage. Well, it was just me and one guy left. We were both about 12 or 13. Well, I mentioned a fish stick and then jokingly called it a fish dick. Well he laughed and yelled "A fish dick!!!" and then acted like it stabbed him in the uh rod and tackle and he moans out really loud. OMG I lost it. Well, I saw his dad (a MS) notice this going on and he rushes up to the front like Superman heading for a phone booth. He grabs his son away and asks him what did he just do and that was all I caught as he rushed him away from the bad association (me) Well, I didn't want to hear any crap so I made up excuses and didn't go to meetings for a month afterwards. Never did hear anything about it.
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Did You Ever "Report" Someone (Or Yourself) To The Elders???
by minimus inever snitch on anyone??
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seawolf
yeah I turned myself in, too. They started wanting more detail on what I was doing with, ehm, her, but I wouldn't tell them. I wasn't baptized though so it didn't result in a big thing, plus I can wiggle my way out of anything better than just about anyone. *puppy dog eyes* It's often been said I could sell a polar beer a freezer, plus the extended warranty.
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WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AK - Jeff inmy high speed connection is installed!
i cannot believe the difference.
i could never have dreamed of watching streaming video before - i watched some news clips - terrific.
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seawolf
I know AK - Jeff hasn't discovered all the porn his high-speed connection is capable of pulling down at the speed of light. How do I know? Because he's posting.
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Confess and you won't be DF'd!!! Puke alert!!!!
by Gill inwell, in nearly forty years of being a dub, i've read some bs but some of it really takes the biscuit.. take for example the watchtower of november 15th 2006!.
always accept jehovah's dicipline.
para 3 .
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seawolf
I agree, Gill. Unfortunately too many elders seem to love DFing people, especially the young women. Can't wait to get them in there and hear all their juicy sex details don't ya know.
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Did your JW social life only consist of meals at a friends home?
by truthseeker ini know many here who have had good and bad jw social experiences.
some went camping, hiking etc, went to the beach.
some had no social life at all in the org and some had congregations where nothing ever happened socially.. i know of one sister, who has since left, who complained that the only thing witnesses did when they got together, was share a meal.. now, there's nothing wrong with sharing a meal.
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seawolf
JW social life?? Now there's a contradiction in terms! So many times something fun would start and then the Circuit Overseer would come and shut it all down, especially with the young people. For example, some were getting together and going to the drag strip and he shot that down real quick. We used to have skating parties till the congregation bitch just couldn't STFU and had to bitch and moan because several came dressed as clowns so that was the end of that. OMG CLOWNS ARE FROM TEH DEVIL Can't have all the young people having fun now can we? Nope! No siree! Have to make sure they're all bored to death and don't know what they're missing out in the real world so that they can just sit there at the hall and have the daily triple pounder double sleezeburger non-happy meal hand-fed to them from the stage!
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~I've been here three years~
by FlyingHighNow ini've come a long way these three years.
many of the people who posted when i was first here have left.
the board has changed so much.
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seawolf
Congrats! Here's to the next three!
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What's The Dumbest JW Belief?
by minimus ini have to think believing in the blood doctrine has to be the dumbest, especially because accepting the watchtower view can kill you.
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seawolf
That the kingdom hall is a spiritual paradise!!!
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Spotted
by skeptic2 intake a look here, see what you make of it!
all bow down to the fsm!
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seawolf
I think he delivers my newspaper!