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  Help! WHAT DO WOMEN AND WIVES WANT? What planet are they from!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  why do women whine and winge and complain and then you give in...and they find something new to whine winge and complain about?

  are they ever satisfied?

  whats with mood swings every damn month from happy....to horney.....to angry mental case.....back to happy?

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  Women always seem to want someone named BOB? "I need a new BOB" "BOB was awesome last night--made me wetter than a May flash flood" "I have a date with BOB tonight." Dunno who this mysterious "BOB" is that so many women know....
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  men kept for unnatural purposes?

  by gotime in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  somewhere in the new testament it lists grave sins that would prevent one from inheriting the kingdom.

  "men kept for unnatural purposes" is listed.

  are we talking prostitutes?

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  I'm ready for some women to keep me for unnatural purposes!
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  Anyone else having this problem with Witness Friends and Relatives

  by Evidently in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  they are all over me with all of these "end of this system of things" signs......earthquakes, cyclones, pestilences, cost of food to lead to food shortages, blah, blah, blah....did they make an announcement at the kh that "this is it!!

  " they say that we've never had all of these things happening all at once like we've had the past few weeks...... .

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  seawolf signing in this thread. I got hammered about all of this yesterday. I'll just leave it at that. :-/
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  Hey everyone...been a while

  by Jesika in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i haven't been here in a while........glad to see the site is still here.......just wanted to say hi and i have missed you all.. i have been busy changing my life for the better......i am in school now........going to be an automotive tech when i grow up.....lol.

  hope everyone is well and will be checking in more often.. love you guys,.

  jes.

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  hey Jesika! Remember me? :) Glad to see you and hope all is well and TTYS! :)
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  Dirty joke in the Awake magazine!

  by TJ - iAmCleared2Land in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, not the awake!, but in consolation, it's predecessor.

  refer to this thread: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/128918/1.ashx.

  there appears to be a "dirty joke" in the first issue (november 29, 1939) posted in the thread.

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  ahhahahahahaa this gave me my good laugh for the day. A++++ will read again!
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  Remember the term: Heavy petting.

  by odie67 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i guess that would include tongue kissing, touching etc....the things two people do when they dig each other.

  heavy petting was a huge no no!.

  i remember sitting in front of three elders as a teenager spilling my guts about how i kissed this boy.

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  The only time I heard this is when a lady boasted she'd been hit with a large python!

  dang I told her to keep that quiet.
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  RE-CONFIRMED So- Name suggestions for Book Study amalgamated with the TMS

  by outofthebox in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there is no doubt about it folks.

  the book study and the tms will be one meeting.

  i talked today with the po and he was surprised and later upset i knew about it.

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  How about the holy spirit enema?

  Guaranteed to work better than a coffee enema! You thought the lines for the bathrooms were long at the conventions, wait till you see everyone getting cleaned out at once...
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  ~ Your feelings on aging ~

  by FlyingHighNow in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, we aren't going to stay young and never die.

  how do you feel about aging, especially those of you that are over 35?

  aging poses some concerns for me, especially since i am 49 and pretty much single.

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  My views on aging? I try and not think about it honestly. I feel like I'm 100 years old and feel if the future years of my life are going to be as bad as the past ones I'd just assume die now and get it over with because the future will be torture.
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  Sleeping your life away?

  by sweetface2233 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "life is too short", "carpe diem", "eat, drink, and be merry...", "never put off till tomorrow..." we have all heard these phrases, taken them to heart, and burned ourselves out on the stress from them.

  i say...screw that shite!

  the only thing keeping me from jumping out the window of my 6th story apt or driving my car into the back of one of the metro buses on the beltway is knowing that, if one of those actions do take place, i won't be able to nap that afternoon.

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  Bumble Bee:

  I used to feel similar. I'd take a nap and when I'd wake up I felt like CRAP! But that stopped ~10 years ago or so. Not sure what caused it or why it stopped.

  sleeping and naps If I could I'd go to bed and sleep the rest of my life. sigh...that sounds so good.
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  Vegan fundies....

  by avishai in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so there's this lady on my myspace friends, she's a singer, etc.

  and i liked her music.

  and she's always posting bulletins, usually cool stuff, poems, etc., although leaning towards hippy dippy.

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  Don't get me started on these nazi vegens. I bet they're really popular on steak and blowjob day. All I have to say to them is: