men may not not appreciate this, but i have a hunch a few of you women will.
feel free to disuss:.
a woman's poem.
LOL I'm a guy and I laughed my derrière off when I got to the last two lines LOL that was hilarious
No matter what, it's never a good idea to compare your wife or girlfriend to your mother.
What would be worse is pulling a Norman Bates and telling a woman that a man's best friend is his mother LOL
Any of those for men?
http://www.asiatrash.com/fun/alles-schlucker-siggi.html
Looked more like Rod Stewart to me
http://filecabi.net/video/radio-dumper.html.
thought i would share this - for all those who have been cheated on, this is great.. not that i'm vindictive though .
gary.
ahah awesome!
They need those phone dudes here in the U.S. They could probably start by calling up this girl...:
the february 15th watchtower 2007, is spectacularly nauseating!!!
at least i found it so.. i would welcome the opinion of all on the board to this sentiment on page 19, paragraph 8 and9:.
'although subjection can be challenging, women can welcome it as honorable, even as did jesus.
So wait a minute. The angels, who are are perfect (aren't they?) NEED OUR EXAMPLES!? That's such bullsh*t.
Isn't in amazing that the angels and Joe have nothing better to do than watch our examples. Here they are powerful angels that can zoom and fly all over the universe, but yet the angels and Joe are going to be stumbled if we put on a poor show for them. Poor angels and Joe.
Men Often use Religion in General to Keep Women Under Control. It's not jut the JWs.
Because that's why religion was invented (imho of course) or at least one of the big reasons it was. What better way to get women to do what men want than tell them the most high person in the universe (Joe), who also happens to be the one that created them, will hate them, which will make them lose out on whatever comes next (paradise, heaven, yadda yadda).
On the other hand, it's refreshing to know that the criteria of "spiritually qualified men" eliminates a lot of Ministerial Servants™, Elders™, Circuit Overseers™, and District Overseers™. We all know that the main characteristic that gets many of these jerks Appointed™ is their having a penis. The second most common trait is being related to someone else who has already been Appointed™. "Spiritually qualified" rarely enters the picture.
Don't forget the ones that put on a good show, like a peacock spreading its feathers. Also, the ones that kiss *** the best and with the most force. At our hall there wasn't really anyone related to each other that were MS or elders. It was just the ones that were yes men and kissed PO butt with the most anticipation and enthusiasm.
i just left my work desk to go to the rest room.
this guy came out of the stall and clearly just finished his business and didn't wash his hands.
i see this a lot.
Finallyfree, not just the crap covered keyboard, they get smegma on it from holding their wee-wee's when they take a leak. Yuck!
lol well some women are baking some sourdough bread down there so their keyboards and mice may not be operating-room-clean either lol.
i just left my work desk to go to the rest room.
this guy came out of the stall and clearly just finished his business and didn't wash his hands.
i see this a lot.
hahaha interesting thread. I was just in the bathroom at a nice reastaurant a few days ago and it was PACKED. I went in there to wash my hands before eating and the guys all had a strange look on their faces like WTF is he washing his hands and not using the bathroom? SOAP TOO? sure. ok. whatever. All you guys go out there to your huge steaks and drop enough dirt on them to grow a chia pet petri dish.
What was funny was when I heard all kinds of strange noises coming from the stalls I thought of that Dave Chappelle skit and couldn't stop laughing. I was hoping there wouldn't be liftoff from the stall behind me! They looked even stranger at me w00t! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJyMXqQasD4
oh and btw I was at a McDonalds one time and was in the bathroom washing my hands and the dude came out from reading the newspaper in the stall and walked right out and went into the kitchen making the food.
In case it isn't obvious, I wash my hands all the time.
just been looking at an old post about "what jw's are not allowed to do " and one reply was not to eat at hooters, whats that about?.
It just so happens that seeing a girl in a tight outfit isn't illegal or immoral.
A girl in a tight outfit is indeed immoral and very wrong. She should be covered head to toe and avoided at all costs.
i've shown this to a couple of friends, but i'm ready to widen that audience a bit.
so, without further ado, here's my soul mate story.. i worked with amber and saw her a few times a week.
when i first accepted a lead care position, she was the one who trained me in on med passing and from that first day i worked with her, i was so impressed by how kind and patient she was.
out of curiosity, but how old was she?
just been looking at an old post about "what jw's are not allowed to do " and one reply was not to eat at hooters, whats that about?.
This thread convinced me I must need glasses because I looked at all 4 pages and didn't see ONE picture of a Hooters girl. I did see a picture of 4 Chippendales.
First, my favorite picture:
12 years-old and he's got a good eye already. Awesome.
oh...can't forget Avril Lavigne as a Hooters girl
I was going to post more pics but 2 is enough for now. Oh, and I haven't thought of Hooters (the restaurant) in a long time but today I passed by it AND saw this thread. Surely this is a sign from God? Definately. I know where I'm eating at next time.
