Posts by Absolutesbeginners

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While JWs in the 80s and 90s were attributing magic to demons...
by Island Man in
1. social
2. entertainment
... pen and teller were showing people how it's really done.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pucaido2x4i.

but jws are not superstitious, no, no.

lol..
Absolutesbeginners

"make people afraid , and you can do what you want with them "
( clever man who said that !! .and very rich now ; ) ..)
Demooooons
Under your Bed.......
Whouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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I know this forum is not about music .
But when i think about "Demons" its reminds me that song /
30 years old , still funny !!
https://youtu.be/1zgip5IIv_E
If you dont like french humour
Go to hell !!
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My 14-year-old niece is being disfellowshipped
by keyser soze in
1. jw
2. friends
i was contacted by my ex sister-in-law yesterday.

she asked me if i wanted to spend some time with my niece, while she went to her sister's baby shower.

it turns out my niece can't go because she's about to be disfellowshipped at the ripe old age of 14. .
Absolutesbeginners

Of course it is "child abuse "
But GOD watch it !!!
and he is going to make troubles !!!!!
( i was joking ..)
Of course . God is on holidays with his ( only ) son....
BE BACK SOON ... ; ) ( on the door)
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"It's the demons..."
by pale.emperor in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
one thing that really frustrates me inside is how quite a few jw's (especially my family) actually believe that demons like to inhabit second hand vases, or clothes etc.

my sister and mother are so bad with this that they wont even talk about it - because even talking about it "brings demons into your home".

so any attempt to show them that it's unscriptural is shut off with, sometimes them literally going "lalalalalalala im not listening".. i used to believe it myself (why wouldn't i?, i was told by my mother and father it was fact).. what i'd like to point out to anyone that would let me debunk it is this:.
Absolutesbeginners

Just an easiest way to make life more "understandable "
If something is good : its from God ...
If something is bad : its from the "demons" ...
Black and white ....Ying and Yang ...Gwen a Du ....
Some "adults" are like really young kids . they need "imaginary friends" to stay on their legs .
because sometimes real life is too hard for them .
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I understand it fully , i am the same .
Sometimes .
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Find a nice Kayak , a nice fishing place far away , nobody around . Go Alon

e .Take a really sharp knife and maybe a book from A Conan Doyle .
You will never see any "demons "
Maybe some fish !! And yourself on the water
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My 14-year-old niece is being disfellowshipped
by keyser soze in
1. jw
2. friends
i was contacted by my ex sister-in-law yesterday.

she asked me if i wanted to spend some time with my niece, while she went to her sister's baby shower.

it turns out my niece can't go because she's about to be disfellowshipped at the ripe old age of 14. .
Absolutesbeginners

"Disfelow " at 14een
GOOD !!
She goes FAST ! i am jealous !!
Life is short !!
Clever girl !!
Run AWAY from them .
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Any one from Colorado?
by raven in
1. jw
2. friends
any one on the forum in the colorado area?.

i would love to get to know local ones who are out of the organization or who are currently df'd da'd faded.

i am going through some tough times trying to endure the journey of fading out of the organization and would love to get to know all of your stories as well as those locally!.
Absolutesbeginners

Raven I am not from Colorado .
But i wish you the best on your ( very )hard journey !
In my country they say : " they are tall only because you are on your knees "
i dont know if my translation is good?
as you can see , you'are not alone !
Different language / same story .....
Take care !
AbS Beg
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After 50 years Zealous Service, My Elder Friends goes Inactive
by James Jack in
1. jw
2. experiences
i asked him what happened.

he said "him and his wife lived a full theocratic life for jehovah.

doing everything the organization and the traveling brothers told them to do, like work part time, regular pioneer, serve where the need is great.
Absolutesbeginners

After 50 years !!!
The best is NOT to wake up ....
Anyways ....one day of freedom worth more than 50 years of slavery ...
Even with grey hair....
One life .
One shot .
Good luck to them .
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Tell me what you think.
by Aroq in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
ok, i'm willing, and thinking about going to the meetings, but there is a catch.

i'm not, nor ever be a jw.

i know too much about their beliefs.
Absolutesbeginners

NEVER listen to pizza makers !
YOU are the BOSS !!
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Tell me what you think.
by Aroq in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
ok, i'm willing, and thinking about going to the meetings, but there is a catch.

i'm not, nor ever be a jw.

i know too much about their beliefs.
Absolutesbeginners

Good luck Aroq your situation is not easy
Maybe i am going to say something "crazy" again ....sorry ....it is my spécialité ...
But
YOU are the BOSS !!
and if you dont want your kids going to Jw stuff again just say STOP !!
STOP !! BASTA !! FINITO !! FINI !!
and have a POWERFULL talk with your wife .
POWERFULL TALK !!
You are the boss ?? Yes!! so your kids DONT go to a F ....ing cult anymore .
Thats ALL .
It s only the beginning of a normal family life .
If she start to make problems , record everything , and find a good lawyer.
I am sorry sir , thats the only way .
( if you were a heavy player bringing your kids at the casino two or tree times a week ( by night !!)...what your wife would say ?? ask her)
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Amazing Growth! Jehovah Is Blessing The Preaching Work!
by Divergent in
1. jw
2. friends
today's text:.

saturday, april 2. the little one will become a thousand.—isa.

60:22.. perhaps we live in an area where there are few witnesses or where we do not see a lot of immediate results in our preaching work.
Absolutesbeginners

130 000 hours for one person ?
OMG
This poor person ...
She REALLY wanted to make new "friends"
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Does Jesus refute the Watchtower Blood prohibition?
by Terry in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
this is the jerusalem council of faithful jewish christians addressing what obstacles gentile converts must hurdle to be accepted by them.

(note: this statement is a paraphrase of a much earlier law of the sons of noah.).

acts 15: "it is my judgment, therefore, that we should not make it difficult for the gentiles who are turning to god" (v. 19).
Absolutesbeginners

I think Jesus doesnt care about it ....
At all .
He is spending good time with Elvis , Marylin , Marlon and few others ...
On the the "island of the lost Idols "
very far from us ........very very far ........
Changing sea water into tequila .
Cooking lobsters on the beach .
Playing la " malaguena" on guitar .
And if he have any problems ...he calls his father on the red line ....
" what son ? ...ok .....i will sort it .no problems ..i can . dont worry .....be careful son ...your my only one ...kiss from your mother . "
Family bizness ....