Crabby

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  I got my Bethel Application approved, I start in September

  by Quarterback in

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  well it took awhile.

  i've downsized.

  got rid of my bmw.

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  You just make sure that your wife folds my underwear the right way...........................
  
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  How to argue with a JW who says the org never said the end in 75

  by dogon in

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  i have argued with several jws who are now being trained to deny the org ever said the end in 75, what is your approach?.

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  Crabby

  Never argue with a JW as arguing with schizzos is pointless. What you can do is ask them if they believe that it is morally acceptable to pray for 7.4 billion people to die. Then tell them that you are not asking if they believe in the false prophesy, tell them they are asking them personally if they feel that praying for all the worlds newborn children and mothers to die is morally acceptable. They have two choices here, answer no and leave the religion, or answer yes and demonstrate the devils intent and ignorance.
  
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  My heart's not in it

  by What is Truth? in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you know how when your asked to talk about something your not interested in how annoying it is, or difficult to debate something from the opposite side of your view.

  after learning ttatt i've come to regard the nonsense the org spouts as quite evil then to have to give parts about how great it is makes me hate it that much more.. story aside, what might you say to the elders to get them to dismiss it or get off your back if you told them your heart's not in it any more?.

  not the obvious it's a stupid hypocritical cult that needs to be wiped from the face of the earth..

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  Crabby

  Do you really want these people in your Church?

  Let them rot in the Kingdom Hell Hall
  
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  Suffering with "Bridge-over-River-Kwai-syndrome" while fading

  by OneGenTwoGroups in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i've never liked being late for meetings, 10 minutes early has always been 5 minutes late for me.

  i'm a very punctual atheist at the meetings still.. when someone asks a simple question from the platform and not one dummy raises their hand, i still feel the need to raise my hand so that we don't all look like idiots.. my shoes still need to be clean and polished, my suits and ties match and are in good shape.

  i never wear them anywhere else.. i still feel like saying hello to people that are obviously being ignored by everyone else.. people not singing out still bugs me, lol.

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  Crabby

  Do you ever ask anyone to pull your finger when it's quiet?
  
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  How would the world be different if there were no JWs?

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i think this would be a great question to ask active jws.

  they love to say how the world would be so different if everyone was a jw.

  however, what if we flip the question and ask, would the world really be much different if the jw faith never came into existence?

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  Crabby

  Well with 8 million less bullshitters there would be more need for tomato fertilizer
  
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  Two Sparrows

  by The Searcher in

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  Crabby

  Monty is boring, Benny is still the man

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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  How would the world be different if there were no JWs?

  by JW_Rogue in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i think this would be a great question to ask active jws.

  they love to say how the world would be so different if everyone was a jw.

  however, what if we flip the question and ask, would the world really be much different if the jw faith never came into existence?

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  Crabby

  There would be less idiots walking the streets, and less people pretending not to be home.................

  There would also be no knock knock Jehoova jokes like

  Knock Knock

  Who's there

  Gidoffa

  Gidoffa who

  Gidoffa my porch now
  
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  I conclude evolution is guided

  by KateWild in

  1. watchtower
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  your qualifications are way above mine so i'd love to hear more about the specifics of what you have researched and how that supports the existence of a deity.

  k99, i am not really convinced that you're interested in my conclusions.

  in nature amino acids formed to then form dna.

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  Crabby

  Viv's law of nothingness. Seriously Viv believing that one is a great physicist is a common effect of Schizophrenia or at least delusions of grandeur

  A delusion of grandeur is the fixed, false belief that one possesses superior qualities such as genius, fame, omnipotence, or wealth. It is most often a symptom of schizophrenia, but can also be a symptom found in psychotic or bipolar disorders, as well as dementia (such as Alzheimer’s).

  People with a delusion of grandeur often have the conviction of having some great but unrecognized talent or insight. They may also believe they have made some important discovery that others don’t understand or appreciate.
  
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  Two Sparrows

  by The Searcher in

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  Crabby

  Is that funny to JW's?
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  What is it going to take for her to wake up? 2016 convention was the biggest display of B.I.T.E

  by goingthruthemotions in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so i went to the convention this past weekend.

  not, because i wanted to....but, because i had no choice.. i took myself and our son's out walking every chance i had, i made it so we missed the bunker video, the drama, the stupid dream squashing video with the violin.. but, while in there sitting.

  one of the speakers said this:.

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  Crabby

  She does not matter, only you matter. You can not be disfellowshipped or shunned or become an apostate, because these things only exist in their make believe world.