Posts by BluePill2

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SO WHY DID THE WATCHTOWER RETAIN WICKED WORLDLY ATTORNEYS?

by nowwhat? in

in appealing the conti case why why did the wt retain non-witness lawyers?

they are from the world!!

who knows what kind of detestable things they engage in?

BluePill2

Interestingly they do have their own lawyers. The Borg has been for years sending "suitable" Bethelites to Law school (paying for all the expenses) to have their "own" breed of defendants. They only use them in certain kind of cases. If the dirt really hits the fan, they prefer to use "worldly" lawyers, as they can do things that they wouldn't allow their own to do (worldly people are OK, as long as they do the shit work for them!)

Aaaah, I forgot. "Suitable" as in: totally fanatical-brainwashed Gestapo-like guys that will NEVER EVER speak, talk or leave Bet-HELL.

At least every single one that I've meet during my Bet-HELL times was like that.

Now excuse me, bringing those memories up my poor brain, I have to go and or have a few (aaah, who am I kidding, there is not enough booze to make me forget)

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Okay I believe the Andre thing now.

by Sharpie in

before, i was thinking, this whole thing with the character the writing department has must be a coincidence.

they must use other names?.

nope.

BluePill2

Hey! Someone could put up a fake "Andre" Facebook page and re-create his wonderful JW Life and befriend lots of Witnesses. If they check him out in the Literature: BAHM, they WILL find him....and maybe more...

Bbbbuuuaaahahahahahahaaaa....

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Okay I believe the Andre thing now.

by Sharpie in

before, i was thinking, this whole thing with the character the writing department has must be a coincidence.

they must use other names?.

nope.

BluePill2

You see, Andre is like this guy from the "Fifty Shades of Grey" (I have not read the book, because ...ahh, just read the reviews at Amazon about her writing style),

He is a...

...Billionaire

...plays perfectly the piano

...never works

...has a pilot licence

...was a former elite soldier

...is a brain surgeon

and only 21 years old.

Or Andre is more like the Watchtowers Forrest Gump: been everywhere, done everything!

WT just follows good principles of FICTION writing.

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We warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day CONVENTION presented by Jehovah's Witnesses/ 'God's Word Is Truth'

by suavojr in

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we warmly invite you to attend this year's three-day convention presented by jehovah's witnesses/ 'god's word is truth'.

BluePill2

Will I go this year?

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What Is Security Like At The Bethel Compound ?

by frankiespeakin in

just currious, when i was there you could sneak in but now security is a lot tighter..

BluePill2

Also certain areas (like Service Department - all the "juicy stuff") are double locked. Some with number keypad and double doors (like a bank - you have to close the door behind you and then you open the next one). They are pretty paranoid that someone could steal certain kind of documents.

Damn, after Vatileaks, we need Towerleaks...

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Internet is right now mocking Memorial tract - hurry before taken down by BORG. Here is the link

by BluePill2 in

remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?

the multiple funny versions at youtube?.

this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).

BluePill2

This is fantastic. Love Gordon Ramsey...

Donkey

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Internet is right now mocking Memorial tract - hurry before taken down by BORG. Here is the link

by BluePill2 in

remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?

the multiple funny versions at youtube?.

this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).

BluePill2

After a rather sad week (family!), I am laughing now and in tears!

cobaltcupcake you have a good sense of humour - I loved those too.

Let's save them, before they get lost!

I looooooooooooooove the Iiiiiiiinterneeeeet:

ace

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Internet is right now mocking Memorial tract - hurry before taken down by BORG. Here is the link

by BluePill2 in

remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?

the multiple funny versions at youtube?.

this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).

BluePill2

Bwuuaaahahahahahaha.......f.....geniuses:

Brian

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Internet is right now mocking Memorial tract - hurry before taken down by BORG. Here is the link

by BluePill2 in

remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?

the multiple funny versions at youtube?.

this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).

BluePill2

Lovely. I am saving as many as I can to preserve for the afterworld - I also have almost all of the masturbate the deaf mock videos. I'm a evil bastard...I want this stuff to hunt them forever. The discussion on that particular thread is hilarious (about how white Jesus is) and how the tracts are mostly misplaced.

cat

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Internet is right now mocking Memorial tract - hurry before taken down by BORG. Here is the link

by BluePill2 in

remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video?

the multiple funny versions at youtube?.

this time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-jw, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!).

BluePill2

Remember the guys that started the shit storm with the deaf sign language video? The multiple funny versions at Youtube?

Well, it seems they are at it again. This time they are mocking the tract (the guy that started this isn't even a ex-JW, but they are pretty good at taking down cults!)

Here is the link:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3540290&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2

Here a few samples for your pleasure - The Nicolas Cage version (there are many more, Star Wars, Hitler, etc).

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ynCiIKI.jpg[/IMG]

Spread the love around before the Borg takes them down!