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  worldly women don't all ask you to see her aquarium

  by suavojr in

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  last night i was watching the secret elder's video about the jw who sleeps with a worldly women and i could not stop laughing.. when i was 17 i thought that all worldly women would sleep with anyone, i remember a beautiful neighbor who i tried to kiss and she just flat out said no.

  i tried twice to make out with this girl and i just could not understand why she would not say yes .

  she did not have an aquarium.... .

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  "I have a wet box,....ehm...I mean an aquarium full of water.....it smells of fish....and the pumping system is just soo powerful, you know...."

  Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh......now I can't unthink this whole aquarium deal. Yes. Agree, Witnesses have distorted worldviews about most things, but specially about sex and normal human relationships.

  Outside JW-La-La-Land you will meet people with a natural view of sexuality. My girlfriends parents, for example. The husband is sailor (has been for over 20 years) and when he goes to sea, they often stay there for about 6-8 months (big container ships, all around the world). His wife packs his bag with fresh pairs of socks, underwear, shirts...and porn magazines. She just said that it is the most natural thing to have urges and that he will be in an enclosed space with 20 other dudes and often lots of time on their hands. Before he goes to visit the harbor whores (mythical) she prefers him to read a few pages of Hustler and get done with it. She explained this without blinking her eyes and they don't make a big deal out of it. Normal couple, love each other like the first day (really! you should see them - maybe the long times of separation have contributed to that state, I don't know) and they talk about sex as a normal thing like eating or politics or football.

  For me this was a real eye opener. Love the relaxed, balanced and natural viewpoint of these folks. My new family (they also are atheists).
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  worldly women don't all ask you to see her aquarium

  by suavojr in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last night i was watching the secret elder's video about the jw who sleeps with a worldly women and i could not stop laughing.. when i was 17 i thought that all worldly women would sleep with anyone, i remember a beautiful neighbor who i tried to kiss and she just flat out said no.

  i tried twice to make out with this girl and i just could not understand why she would not say yes .

  she did not have an aquarium.... .

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  "You will see her aquarium"

  Sounds like a odd title for some porn movie.
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  2014 District Convention Symposium - "What Must Be Kept In Second Place". - wow, unbelievable......

  by EndofMysteries in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  its up on jw.org the 2014 convention program.

  friday 2:00 symposium : what must be kept in second place?

  recreation.

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  Aaaaahhhh, Boys and Girls....didn't you notice? It's 2014!!!! They have to go "ALL IN" (I have already seen comments from Witnesses on Facebook (I spy on some of them) and they are literally peeing their pants as we speak, just because of the magic number: 2-0-1-4. They don't even know why and what it means. And now with all these wars going on and the King of the North showing up.......UUUUUUUHHHHHH......the Witness-Fanaticsm-Index must be glowing hot right now.

  Let this year pass and see how they become flacid and bored again...
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  Red clouds in the Uk

  by Xanthippe in

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  we have red clouds.

  can anyone else see them, it's way after sunset?.

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  The End is near....signs in the heavens

  Quick, place those mags under your couch and send more money to Brooklyn.
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  The Last BOE!

  by Atlantis in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is the last boe we will be able to provide.

  our informant or source, was caught, disfellowshipped, and thrown out of bethel.

  we knew that sooner or later the watchtower would find him out.

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  Atlantis, please let this brave man know that we are here for him! I know too well how it feels to be kicked out of Bet-HELL. He will need our assistance - at least mentally/psychologically - knowing that we will stand for him in one or another form. Many years ago some people on this board (they know who they are ;-) did the same for me and it felt fantastic and powerful. He can probably get back on his feet, but if you know - in the back of your mind - that you have a net of contacts, it feels better.

  Please give him our love and assurance.
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  The JW sign language v 50 cent video goes viral

  by Mickey mouse in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/09/jehovahs-witnesses-propaganda-vs-50-cent/.

  it's the gift that keeps on giving..

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  Best discussion on reddit:

  http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1zc654/50_cent_dubbed_over_a_jehovahs_witnesses_trying/

  People sayint that it is the best thing on the Internet. Discussing how WT is a cult. One guy mentions that this has made front page 10 times last year.

  Let this never die off!

  Lot's of people still don't know this thing and it gets people involved into some pretty good discussions (Who are Jehovah's Witnesses? Next question, why are they doing this? Usually people drop at this one...)
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  The JW sign language v 50 cent video goes viral

  by Mickey mouse in

  1. social
  2. humour

  http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/03/09/jehovahs-witnesses-propaganda-vs-50-cent/.

  it's the gift that keeps on giving..

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  It's been over a year now and I still laugh my pants off seeing this video with background music, but this version is absolutely amazing!!!

  The lyrics match up perfectly with the signs!

  Watch it and notice the beautiful details:

  Sign @ Lyrics

  0:34 min "...Gimme a hug..." (makes sign for hug)

  0:44 min "...show me love..." (Hahahahahahaha.....perfect sign. Rappers should adopt these ASAP)

  1:10 min "...my money on my mind...." (moves circles around his head. Wow. Just wow.)

  1:48 min "...my cars, my pools, my jewels...." (Hahahahahahaha.....at my pools, my jewels he makes THE sign for male/female mast.)

  2:11 min "...the the m****f**** burn...." (makes sign that looks like fire/explosion)

  There are many more. Just perfect, someone should send this to 50cent or some famous rapper. I'm sure they would laugh and adopt some of the hand signs!!!!

  THAT would be really, really fantastic. Imagine the Watchtower inspiring some Rapper and even coining new Rapper moves. Let's get this ball rolling.
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  Problems of Dating the Watchtower Way

  by enigma1863 in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i wanted to know what problems you have learned about dating in the "truth" acording to there policy.

  i feel like you dont really know someone until you live with them.

  also some put on a false personality until they get what they want i.e.

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  Problems of Dating "The Jehuver way". Mhmhm....let me see.

  1. You only date JW girls = limited gene pool. Hence the big deal at District or Circuit assemblies: You have exactly 3 x 40 minutes (before, lunch and after) to help the eager elders in cleaning or whatever crap you had to do to count as a saint AND run around, watch if there are any pretty girls and try to approach them with some talk - they where mostly surrounded by their parents and other hounders and it was a "hit and miss" show. Sometimes, only a look and then following them around a crowd of 1000 people and try to memorize where they are sitting, so that you could later "run into them" - by chance and following the heat of your genitals.

  You are extremely limited in "dating material". Our hall had: 3 ugly, strange girls (houlier than thou pioneer sisters) and mistery of misteries they all married boys from the same Kingdom Hall - we where a foreign language congo that didn't had other congos for dating options.

  I've met my wife at someone elses home and she lived 500 miles away. I saw her half a dozen times before we married. Never holded hands or kissed or even had a conversation alone - her father decided to be the chaperone and he didn't liked me and was a stone cold, hard assened elder.

  2. You marry because you want sex. As many others have stated, you don't admit it, you don't know it, but that is truth. You are extremely horny and therefore marry way to young (like me). You don't know the person, you are not compatible and everything becomes a big mess. I have to admit that after only 4 weeks of marriage I was looking after other sisters and "checking them out" (unintentionally and followed by all the guilt). My now ex-wife hated sex. I love it. That alone was a big cookie blocker. Anyway, it is a terribly expensive (emotionally and financially) mess.

  It is a strange, artificial un-human way of knowing another human being to spend the rest of your Life with.

  I am now living with a worldly girl (yeah, sounds good to me), we are not married and.....GASP.....have sex and it is wonderful. We don't even know if we will marry one day. Had that conversation during last weekend and thought it would be awkward, whilst it was very easy to talk about our future, if we want to marry each other, if we wanted to try sex with other persons and we even sipped a Cappuccino and laughed and it was totally relaxed to even "plan" such things out.
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  Me Before and After leaving the Lie

  by cantleave in

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  when i was serving as an elder.

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  now.

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  Very, very cool cantleave! Wow, we never notice how the cult affects our looks and feelings and mirrors all of that in our face and expression. Besides all of that, you look now way younger than before!
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  New low for Watchtower Society: slips below North Korea on the scum index!

  by BluePill2 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  if you have been following the news these days, you maybe have seen images like this one:.

  heart breaking stories about people that where separated from their relatives for over 60 years.

  i've seen an interview with a crying old man, saying that he fears that he will not be able to recognize his sister or that he will not have any feelings for her, because of the many years and the indoctrination by the north korean regime.. all of this reminded me of the watchtower society.

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  If you have been following the news these days, you maybe have seen images like this one:

  

  Heart breaking stories about people that where separated from their relatives for over 60 years. I've seen an interview with a crying old man, saying that he fears that he will not be able to recognize his sister or that he will not have any feelings for her, because of the many years and the indoctrination by the North Korean regime.

  All of this reminded me of the Watchtower Society.

  I am not naive and know too well that this historic reunion was permited as "PR-stunt" or for some other interest by the regime in the Northand yet, they have now allowed MORE than the Watchtower has ever allowed to families with shunned relatives. Even in their political hipocrisy they now stand one or two points above the Watchtower in terms of human kindness. OK, let's not stretch this too far. Maybe a communist regime allowing for a family reunion is meaningless and most probably was not for the reason I am mentioning here, but at the same time it showed me, once again, how sad it is that families are ripped apart over ideologie and beliefs - be it of religious or political nature - and THAT alone puts the Watchtower Society AT LEAST at the same level as North Korea.

  Look at the image above - or many others that are floating around - and remember the pain that shunning causes to humans.

  No family reunion for me and my sisters. Haven't heard from them in over 4 years now. My little sister (who I teached to drive a car, who visited a cinema for the first time thanks to me and who I helped countless hours with her home work during school time) wrote me one last email (before I DA'ed myself) stating that she rather wished me dead in a car accident then fallen apart from Jehovah.

  What a world.