Define "guilt" and I will tell you what you can do without punishment (the latter being the easiest to avoid, the first is where this question hinges).
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BluePill2
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What is the most fun you can have as a JW without punishment or guilt?
by usualusername ini was just thinking of of the fun i had since leaving the jws and many things i have done since would fall foul of judicial action.. .
even inviting a female neighbour over for tea could have caused problems, which got me to thinking.
how much fun can you have as a witness guilt free?.
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What is the purpose of your life as a human being and what are your plans for the future?
by Healthworker inthanks!.
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love healthworker.
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BluePill2
This is another one that was instilled by the Borg. "You HAVE to HAVE a purpose. We can't just "be" Great trap for people that are looking for the "greater purpose" - it is a question as important as: How many angels can make love on top of a needle (or something like that). This is not being pessimistic, it's how Life works.
We are great "sensorial machines" our bodies catch signals and enjoy some of them and avoid others. That's basically it. Our brain tries to keep us alive and to avoid a premature death. That's it. And then our biological cells want to replicate in form of the next (hopefully) better version of ourselves. That's it.
If you are looking for ways to "fill that sensorial databank", be my guest - I am on the way to get some of these off my list:
http://www.bucketlist.org/ < you will find enough things to keep you occupied for the rest of your Life. A shame that I had to "wake up" with 40 and now I am "behind schedule" with all the things that I want to tick off before I become dust.
This is another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo0Cazxj_yc
It doesn't matter - have fun while the ride lasts!
I wish you all the very, very Best and may your deepest, darkest wishes come true...
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BluePill2
GB: "We have a big, important announcement to make. Please arrange money to come."
GB: Announcement: New Years Text.
Everybody:
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BluePill2
they expect these broke ass missionaries to fly back? They are whacko.
Some missionaries have wealthy family members who support them financially. I know of at least one missionary couple who take longer, more frequent, and more exotic vacations than I can dream of.
Yep! I have worked with a lot of missionaries in different assignments and it always struck me that most of them are afluent or have big wads of cash being thrown their way (they are like saints in their back homo congos). I personally dealt with missionaries that have nice cars, appartments in Florida and one couple had a small yacht parked somewhere. Lots of them have good cars that are above the living standards of people that actually work, not to speak of the countries where they are assigned.
Also: if this is true, they will run back to their homo congos and beg for the cash to come miracously their way, because of "important meeting".
Good luck with that, in midst of this ugly-ass-recession!
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It will be like this....
"Brothers and Sisters, now we come to a very special part that we have been awaiting with great anticipation. For this special announcement, we invite Brother Morris..."
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(Sweaty hands)
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Brother Morris: "Please stand up, we will have to pray before the announcement"
Prays: "durr durr durr hurr.....buuuuaaaaaaahhhhhh hahahahahaha gulp. Amen."
"We are happy to announce that we live in the last of the lat final days, and therefore encourage ALL of you to preach, preach and declare the end of the days.
Isn't this wonderful? Please give our warmest greetings to the suckers brothers and sisters in your home congregations." THE END.
EVERYBODY: CLAPPING. I mean CLAPPING like when Paris Hilton dropped her panties at a good party.
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significant announcement regarding a new understanding of: BIBLE PROPHECY.
How hip and so fashionable: 2012 & significant announcement & month of October =
This is how this will go down. I once in my past life had to work "these things" (organizing trips of missionaries to international a$$-emblies).
1. This will cost a shit ton of money! Flying every missionary out of the last tiny hole is expensive.
2. Lots and lots and lots of bickering, whinery missionaries will call HQ and come up with the most hilarious explanations why they can't fly from point A (Assignment) to point B (Brooklyn). It will go like this (talking from personal job experience here!):
"Hello, this is the Service Department, Travel Arrangements, how can I help you?"
"I'm Mr. Important-Asshole-Missionary, presently serving as high council of the elite guard of the holy tabernacle microfone bearers on the 3rd Fijii Island."
"Yes. I'm all ears: "
"We got a special, shiny, ubber-important invitation to the Anal meeting with the Governing Body. (small smirk laugh) We will sit at Brother Splanes table and afterwards we will drink coffee in his room and stroke each others dicks. Back to the topic at hand.
My wife has a seldom allergy against the kind of polyester seats they use in these worldly American Airlines airplanes. We cannot, under any circumstances fly the direct route. We have instead to take a flight from our Assignment, to Argentina (in his thoughts: never been there, have to visit the place) than to my parents home and from there to Crooklyn. Can you arrange for sleeping mods in Argentina Bethel and a special black car that picks us up from the airport?"
Me: "But, but, but......that will rise the travel costs from 3000 dollars to 10.000 dollars....is there another possibility?"
Asshole-holy-missionary: "Nope, oh yes, there is. Can I please speak with Brother Splane? He was in a congregation with my wifes aunt and we meet her stepsister, who is....."
Me: "Ok, Ok, please send us your request."
This would go on and on and on. Everybody sooooo special, sooooo holy that if they could, they would request some islander to walk around and brushing the dust before they walk on a dirty worldly path.
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Did you knew the Watchtower has now a Airline? Go see it here...
by BluePill2 inbusy with life .
but had to share this piece of stupidity.
flying freely over the evil world wide web i found this image from a recent gilead graduation festival (or whatever they call the crap feast now):.
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HintOfLime: I love you! > Hahahaha:
I sincerely doubt most JWs know the basic process of creating an aluminum can. Good JW's keep looking "up" instead of "down" for answers - so they miss the obvious answers sitting right under their feet.
How true!
Sorry Chariklo for bringing back horror images to your mind. Please switch over to this. Off you go and enjoy your new freedom ;)
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Did you knew the Watchtower has now a Airline? Go see it here...
by BluePill2 inbusy with life .
but had to share this piece of stupidity.
flying freely over the evil world wide web i found this image from a recent gilead graduation festival (or whatever they call the crap feast now):.
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Hahahaha, BreathoftheIndianNose, I just had to laugh because we have seen so much crap coming from our old friends at WT$, that we would take anything as stupid as this for granted.
Nope, this is some kind of illustration. They would crash the planes. The University of Awake doesn't teach aerodynamics, physics and engineering. Unfortunately reading "Observing the World" is a lousy way to learn how to fly a plane. If it worked like that, by now I could fly the Space Shuttle, naked and drunk. Nope. Doesn't work. Awake will keep you dumb like a rock.
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Did you knew the Watchtower has now a Airline? Go see it here...
by BluePill2 inbusy with life .
but had to share this piece of stupidity.
flying freely over the evil world wide web i found this image from a recent gilead graduation festival (or whatever they call the crap feast now):.
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By the way, this is where I got this valuable piece of history:
http://macsdowell.wordpress.com/category/travel/
They have pictures of some new property that was bought and obviously this guy says the GB$$$ will move out of Crooklyn in 4 years.
Is this news? Or old light?
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Did you knew the Watchtower has now a Airline? Go see it here...
by BluePill2 inbusy with life .
but had to share this piece of stupidity.
flying freely over the evil world wide web i found this image from a recent gilead graduation festival (or whatever they call the crap feast now):.
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Been away. Busy with Life
But had to share this piece of stupidity. Flying freely over the evil world wide web I found this image from a recent Gilead graduation festival (or whatever they call the crap feast now):
One million Dollar question: Who would fly with a crappy airline called "Go Gilead"?
