Posts by seven006

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Remembering Will

by SlayerLayer in

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i didn't really know these people that well.

i was only ten.

we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

Thanks for your comment, I do care what you think and appreciate your understanding. As far as putting Robert in his place, I have just begun to have fun with him. He doesn't have a clue who he's playing with. I'm either going to drive him off this board or make him open his one good eye and see the real light. I am busy as hell with work but I am going to make it my mission to mess with that boy. I think we can have some real fun with him.

The farce is strong in him, but the rod of discipline will remove it far away (Bob 17:3)

Dave

PS: Robert, come out and play with me!

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having fun with Robert

by seven006 in

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friends

in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.

i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.

i did the same as a jw teen.

seven006

Slayer,

That had some humor in it, but I need to come to the defense of my newest and bestes buddy Robert. I figure since he is alone in his thoughts and beliefs he needs a friend and I picked myself for that job. I am going to stick to him like glue. Where ever he posts, there I'll be.

Most people look at him as an arrogant, close minded, pompous, self serving, insensitive,
mindless, needle dicked, socially retarded, crass, ego maniac. I myself disagree, I don't think his dick is the same size as a needle at all.

The guy use to smoke dope and must of had a few encounters with being normal. I am going to try and go where no man has gone before and be his buddy. At first he might not want that but like skin cancer I tend to grow on people. I want to teach him what real friendship is all about. I want to show him how to take his perfect spelling ability and turn it into a courier writing application instructions for hemorrhoid suppositories. I figure I can do the illustrations and he can do the writing. I think that kind of writing is right up his ally.

You never know, the JW's could be right and if they are Robert is going to be gods wife when he goes to heaven and I want an in with the big guys main squeeze.

So please stop picking on my Pal or I'll have to pound you. Robert's my buddy and if you know what's good for you, you should think about making him you buddy too.

Dave

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having fun with Robert

by seven006 in

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friends

in another thread robert (you know) and i had a connection.

i learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages.

i did the same as a jw teen.

seven006

In another thread Robert (You Know) and I had a connection. I learned that he use to roll joints with bible pages. I did the same as a JW teen.
I preferred the pages from the green bible and he used the King James version.
I'm going to try and talk him into going into business with me. Holy Smoke Rolling papers.
He already looks a little like the Zig Zag man.

I figured with the thousands of JW's leaving the religion they might have a lot
of New World Translations to get rid of (there are misprints all over the thing).
Our motto will be "Save a tree, smoke your bible"

I think we could make millions.

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Remembering Will

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

i didn't really know these people that well.

i was only ten.

we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

seven006

Slayer,

I apologize for going after Robert on your thread. It went a little too far.
I will try and continue our discussion on a separate thread. I just couldn't
ignore him this time and couldn't let him get away with bashing your friend.

I have stayed out of these little wars but something just made me want to
speak up this time.

I'm sorry, it won't happen again.

Dave

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Remembering Will

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

i didn't really know these people that well.

i was only ten.

we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

seven006

Larc,

Thank you for the complement about the writing. I do have to say that my thoughts about Robert are changing. He revealed a lot about himself when he told me about rolling joints with bible pages. I really thought I was the only one that had ever done that. It kind of brought Robert and I closer together. I also think that Robert is greatly misunderstood by most people on this board. It's true the force is strong in him but I'm sure with a little work I can convince him to come back over from the dark side and join the rebel forces. I have decided to make him my summer project. We are going to end up being just like peas and carrots.

Dave

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Remembering Will

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

i didn't really know these people that well.

i was only ten.

we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

seven006

Robert buddy,

I'm still waiting for another cut and paste response from my last couple of posts to you.
Don't you love me anymore? I would be quite the victory for you if you can get me
to come back from the dark side. I'm starting to doubt my thoughts now and it's all
because of you. I need to be saved Robert and I'm counting on you buddy.

Please post back to me. I....I....I love ya man.

Dave

PS: Hey Robert, could you tell me how you do that quote cut and paste thing? I don't
know how to do it and it looks so cool.

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Remembering Will

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

i didn't really know these people that well.

i was only ten.

we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

seven006

Robert buddy,

>>>I seriously think you are losing it Dave. If I am a member of the Evil Slave class, doesn't that mean that the Governing Body must conversely be the the faithful slave? How are you going to get out of this mess that you have stumbled into? LOL<<

I'm not in a mess Robert, ya see I don't believe any of that crap, you do. I know you think that you come here to help any JW's that might pop in. I'm just exposing you for what you really are. Everyone on this board knows it except you. I'm just trying to help out my new pal. BTW. Iv met most of the governing body up close and personal, shook their hands while everyone else kissed their ass. They were nice enough to fly me back to Brooklyn and work with the boys for a few weeks. I was a real VIP. I was put into a real nice VIP apartment with shiny door knobs and everything. I even went into the little secret library on the administration floor where only a few have been. I walked back and forth from the main building to my room with Freddy himself for a whole week. Yep, Me, Freddy and his and my personal body guard. It was really quite thrilling for a good little JW boy at the time. Did you know he use to talk to himself all the time?

That little bugger made me walk up seven flights of stairs every day with him instead of taking the elevator. He cracked me up. I didn't understand half of what he was saying to me, but then again, neither did anyone else.

>>You are a riot man!>>>

I'm glad you think so Robert, you crack me up too.

>>So, aren't you advocating mind control? I thought apostate boasted that JW's should be able to read whatever they wanted? Obviously, if you really thought I was an apostate you would want all of Jehovah's Witnesses to read my posts.
Why don't you warn them not to read other apostate's posts? / You Know <<

Well, it's like this Robert, Everyone here admits where they are coming from and you hide behind a mask. We know we are what the JW's call apostates and we are damn proud of it. You think you are not one but in truth you are. I just want the poor JW's that come here and shake as they read the posts to know the truth about you. Maybe some day you will come to admit it and we can go out for a burger or something. I'm really starting to like you, you bible page joint rolling guy you.

I have to go home now. The slow work day is over and you have certainly brightened up my day. I was in a bad mood this morning (didn't get my ten million dollar investment check today) and now Im going to drop by water front park and go to the Blues Festival for a little while. It's a nice sunny day and my two sons are down there. Do you ever get out of the house Robert? I mean to do something more than go to meeting or out in service?

Well got to go pal,

Talk with ya later

Dave

PS. Please check my spelling and get back with me.

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Remembering Will

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

i didn't really know these people that well.

i was only ten.

we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

seven006

Robert

I'm not loosing it at all Robert, you seem to like thinking you make people nervous. You sure do think a lot of yourself. I can give a rip about your faith and from what I read of you contradicting yourself and avoiding posts that you have no answer for it's obvious you don't give a rip about your faith either. Your glory is for yourself, your so called faith is just a front.

Any moron can quote bible scriptures, don't think you are all that special. Personally I think the bible is a joke but I have always enjoyed the story about the naked lady and the talking snake. Makes complete sense to me. Only if she had just told the talking snake "no" we would all be happy little campers picking grapes the size of basketballs. Why couldn't god have planted the tree of knowledge in Cleveland? Then no one would have eaten from it and we'd all be saved. Stupid old god anyway, I think he just likes mess'n with us sinful little people. We're kind of like little GI Joe's and Barbie's for him to play with aren't we Robert?

I have no interest in your personal life because it's obvious it must be quite boring, posting on this board seems to be your hobby. I just wanted to see if you had the balls to give me your name. My last name is Malone, what's yours Robert? Bet you won't answer that one!

I see you rolled a joint with bible pages back in your drug days, and I thought I was the only one. Damn good paper wasn't it. I smoked half way through Exodus before I quit, how far did you get? I'm starting to think there might be half of a real human behind all those preaching posts.

You caught one whole word that I spelt wrong, wow? I get a kick out of people that have to resort to picking out spelling errors to make themselves feel superior. You found one whole big one did ya, you must be really smart. I bet you have really good penmanship too, don't ya. I'm really starting to like you Robert.

I am so impressed with you I think I'm going to go back to the meetings, learn how to spell, become a self righteous pompous know it all and then tell everyone I am of the anointed so they can kiss my butt. Thanks man, you saved me.

I really had fun with you Robert, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Your Pal,

Dave

PS. How was my spelling on this one?

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Remembering Will

by SlayerLayer in

jw
friends

i didn't really know these people that well.

i was only ten.

we were at their house eating dinner, one sunday after the meeting.

seven006

WARNING!!!

To any Jehovah's Witnesses lurking on this board. The poster known as "You Know" clams to be of the anointed but makes posts claiming the Governing Body is wrong!
He is the biggest apostate on this board and is a member of the Evil Slave Class.

His posts should be avoided by all Jehovah's Witnesses!

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How Many States / Countrys Are Represented Here?

by Big Jim in

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i am from houston texas myself.

seven006

Riz,

Ya, ya, promises promises