Why is it so hard to read what a woman is really thinking?
Dear spec, I know I shouldn't reveal this but we are thinking exactly what your thinking. Yes, that too.
no no's when trying to ask a woman for a date
A few tips: tryto look her in
the eyeswhile your talking to her. I know this is difficult-practice! When you are asking her out don't say-Hey, if you're not doing anything Friday night how about going to a movie with me? Instead try-I would like to take you
to dinner and a movie on Friday night-what's your
favorite restaurant? This will give you an idea of
what this is going to cost you in advance Never play it by ear. Always have definate plans for at least the first couple of dates 'till you get to know the person's likes and dislikes. There
is nothing on earth more tiresome than riding around in the car for an hour-where do you want to eat? Well I don't know, where ever you want to go. Then silence for about 15 minutes. Then, how about the Wolf's Den? No. I hate that place. Then you ride around for another half an hour listening
to music you think she likes but she actually hates but won't tell you. Then you look at your watch and notice that you only have a half hour if you want to make the 9:00 movie so you forget about dinner and go directly to the theater. Both of you are starved to death by now so you buy one of those large popcorns with butter leaking all out the bottom and 2 large drinks, some raisinettes that expired back in 1985 and some of those Ike and Mike jelly candies that you'll be picking out of your teeth for the next two days. Not bad for $50.00, huh? Then you find a seat and you end up holding all the stuff because of the greasy popcorn container-so you can't hold her hand or put your arm around her.About fifteen minutes into the movie it's nothing but sex and you are very uncomfortable because she's staring at you the whole time to see your reaction. You think this is just great but you don't want her to think you're a pervert so you sit there motionless almost catatonic trying to deaden therefore your body members. You have the internet
do some homework and choose the movie wisely. As the movie draws to a close you must concern yourself with-am I going to kiss her goodnight or not? You are so deep in thought that you can't see
everyone giving you strange looks because of the large grease stain on your pants looks like you-well, nevermind. You ask her if she would like to go for a sandwich or something and she says no, she just wants to go home. You're feeling pretty crappy about yourself about now and make some small talk but there's not much to talk about. You finally get to her place and walk her to the door, thank her for the lovely evening and turn to
walk away when she says wait. Much to your surprise she lays a kiss on you that curls your toes-not once but twice. Yes, women do that sometimes. She really likes you spec! Likes you for the sweet guy that you are. There is no such thing as the perfect date. Life is full of surprises. How do you know if a woman is interested in you? She went out with you, didn't she? As far as the cute lady that told you off, that's what we do sometimes too. Who can stay mad at a guy who wears camouflage underwear?
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