Thanks guys. I'm going to drop it in the mail tomorrow.
TheOwl
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Letter to a JW
by TheOwl inso my grandparents got a letter from a jw.
they have gotten these kind of letters over the years and they always give them to me and this time i got fed up and i wrote the guy back.
just wanted to post my reply letter in case anyone could use a chuckle on a sunday morning.
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Letter to a JW
by TheOwl inso my grandparents got a letter from a jw.
they have gotten these kind of letters over the years and they always give them to me and this time i got fed up and i wrote the guy back.
just wanted to post my reply letter in case anyone could use a chuckle on a sunday morning.
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TheOwl
So my grandparents got a letter from a JW. They have gotten these kind of letters over the years and they always give them to me and this time I got fed up and I wrote the guy back. Just wanted to post my reply letter in case anyone could use a chuckle on a Sunday morning. I am aware that the JW who actually sent the letter will probably not read the reply I am sending because the return address is nothing more than a P.O. box and they get spooked easily by criticism.
Here's the letter.
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Dear Paul (or whichever elder at the Kingdom Hall has the key to this P.O. box),
Please stop writing letters to [my grandparents] at [their address]. They are not interested in the nonsense that Jehovah’s Witnesses continue to peddle year after year.
As you may know or may not know, Jehovah’s Witnesses have made false predictions about when Armageddon will arrive. Depending on how old you are, you may have lived through these failed predictions yourself. Alternatively, you may want to consult www.jwfacts.com to acquaint yourself with what the Watchtower was publishing in the 1960s and 1970s regarding Armageddon arriving in 1975. I would strongly urge you to do your research when it comes to Jehovah’s Witnesses, and that does not mean searching through the Watchtower Library on CD. Jehovah’s Witnesses have been wrong for decades and will doubtlessly continue to be wrong for decades more.
In real terms, this means that Armageddon will never arrive. For the rest of your life, you can continue to waste your time sending form letters and knocking on doors and standing beside literature carts while people ignore you and avoid you. Or you can go live your life on this earth which is the only life you will ever have. Enjoy it. Make the most of it. Do what you want for a change.The Governing Body is misleading you. They live comfortable lives in a lakeside resort drinking expensive liquor when they aren’t traveling internationally on your hard-earned money:
That’s Tony Morris III buying multiple bottles of Macallan Whiskey Single Malt for $90 a pop at Bottle King, a liquor store found near the Warwick Bethel. Search “Bottlegate Tony Morris” on YouTube if you want to see the footage.
Now, I know that you maintain territory cards of some kind which contain Do Not Call lists. Please add [my grandparents] to the Do Not Call list.
Goodbye,An apostate (booga booga booga)
P.S. I searched for [your] Kingdom Hall on www.jw.org but found that the congregation no longer meets there.The slave ordered you to share the Kingdom Hall in [a nearby town]? What a bummer. A slave who gives orders is still the funniest thing to me. You should read George Orwell’s 1984.
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2022-A-64-E--Outline for Meeting New Bethel Family Members!
by Atlantis in2022- a-64-e. outline for meeting with new bethel family members.. https://we.tl/t-ubwrl7uz2m.
atlantis!.
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TheOwl
I enjoyed the canned pleasantries at the end:
"We are happy you are at Bethel and here with us in the local congregation"...
"If we can help you in any way as you adjust to congregation or Bethel activity, please call on us"
But don't bring anything subversive to our attention, or we'll toss your ass onto the street... anyway, welcome to Bethel!!! -
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TheOwl
Thousands of hours wasted... that's what this amounts to. JWs spent entire days and weeks of times handing out this literature, only to have it confined to the dustbin of "history."
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2022-Secret Watchtower Disfellowshipping Reference Manual.
by Atlantis inmassive new document written by wt, 837 pages, meant for arguments vs officials and media to defend the disfellowshipping arrangement.
found in the casefile in norway.
meant to be secret.. .
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TheOwl
Yeah, it's not up to each individual when a disfellowshipping decision is made. The moment that elder steps up onto the platform and makes the announcement, everybody falls in line... or else.
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2022-Secret Watchtower Disfellowshipping Reference Manual.
by Atlantis inmassive new document written by wt, 837 pages, meant for arguments vs officials and media to defend the disfellowshipping arrangement.
found in the casefile in norway.
meant to be secret.. .
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TheOwl
Atlantis, I cannot say this enough: you rock man. I downloaded this the moment I saw it. Here's to you and to your contact.
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WT resumes public ministries*
by Smiles infrom jw org news alert:.
breaking news | resuming public witnessing.
on may 31, 2022, the governing body informed all branch committees that they may now resume all forms of public witnessing with the exception of the door-to-door ministry.
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TheOwl
Blondie, 100% with you. Those picture are anachronistic fantasies of the Governing Body.
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WT resumes public ministries*
by Smiles infrom jw org news alert:.
breaking news | resuming public witnessing.
on may 31, 2022, the governing body informed all branch committees that they may now resume all forms of public witnessing with the exception of the door-to-door ministry.
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TheOwl
Ah, I wish I could've been around to watch the apostles knock on doors and hand out papyrus scrolls... to a largely illiterate public that couldn't read anyway. The very idea is laughable.
