Mine are not allowed at my house. Never. Not allowed to visit, not allowed to enter.
simplesally
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My Lovely Weekend....
by teenyuck insigh...it is finally over!
my mother-in-law just left.
she and my brother-in-law came for the weekend.
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WTS confirms head covering regulations
by ozziepost inas a service by jehovah's "loving" organisation, the wts has issued a list of situations where sisters are to wear a "head covering".
2. conducting a bible study with baptized son.
1. conducting a family study where husband is not present.
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simplesally
At the Pioneer Service School, we were reminded that there are only 3, THREE, proper headcoverings: a mantilla, a scarf or a veil. Napkins, toilet paper, newspapers, sweaters, etc are not proper.
There is a whole article back in the 60's or 70's devoted to this stupid law. Sisters must also wear headcoverings if they are "acting" like brothers: ie, handling the mikes at the meetings, working the literature counter, even working the literature counter when no one is in the hall (you know, unpacking the boxes and putting the mags in people's boxes).
We were told that a sister was NOT to pray in front of her baptized son, that he was to say the prayer. She would do the study with him, with the head covering, but he would say the prayer.
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Sunday Morning District convention notes
by crownboy inhere are the notes for the sunday morning session of the zealous kingdom proclaimers district convention, the "fine spiritual food" that jw's are fed .
sunday.
a people zealous for fine works- tit.
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simplesally
We had a DO say from the platform, that parents ask, "Is my child too young to be baptized?" He said his response to them all is, "Is your child too young to DIE?"
Still can't believe he would say that!
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Naughty words I said to my female client yesterday
by SixofNine in"did you have a nice fourth?
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I bet you expected her to say my fourth was ok, but can't wait for Six!
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van gogh
by Incense_and_Peppermints init's ok. everyone freaks out sometimes.
if you want to talk about it, write to me: [email protected].
your confidentiality will be respected a thousand percent.
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is van gogh the same as car gogh?
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Why the chicken crossed the road.......
by simplesally inthe chicken was going to the.
" that chicken should not be.
what chicken?.
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- PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.- JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
"other side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my
friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly
harmless phrase like "the other side." That chicken should not be
free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.- DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've never knowed!- ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.- MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.- GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.- ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.- SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified
in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.- RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?- FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
have to cross before you believe it?- FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.- BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook, and, Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.- EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath
the chicken?- BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?- LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The Road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken
crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.- THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.- COLONEL SANDERS
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My Grandaughter and her Mom
by LB in.
here's a little pic, i finally figured out how to hook the scanner up to my new computer.
hope the little girl isn't as slow as grandpa..
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simplesally
LB, your granddaughter looks alot like my daughter did at that age! She still has her red hair and she is 13 months now and still pretty bald!
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simplesally
So how does this stop lesbians? There must be another phototheme, there just has to be! C'mon Sixy, help out the women who are leaning that way, or do you just care about men?
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PLN and JWs
by simplesally ini was just reading over there and thought some of them should really think before they post!
some real jerk posted this: umm, don't count your time spent eating lunch - unless you witness to the waitress.
give her a real tip - how to get into the new system.. .
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simplesally
I was just reading over there and thought some of them should really think before they post! Some real jerk posted this:
Umm, don't count your time spent eating lunch - unless you witness to the waitress. Give her a real tip - how to get into the new system.
Right, I'd be happy to receive a tract or magazine instead of a 20% tip I deserve!!!!
And this poster should go back to school:
Well, Quatrin I deffiantely agree
I think she meant definitely?I'm not saying you should be annoying, nor be obsessed with yoru time. (that can take joy out of service) But, just be open to every little oppertunity you get. And you would be amazed how much witnessing you can ge in informally. Especially people who work or go to school. The field is sooooo open. At school, there was so many to witness to. I kind of miss school just because of all the feild I had. lol Kids, teachers, famous people. lol Charles and Liz Koche, (big oil owners), Football players (for teams like Dallas Cowboys.) And on and on. They were part of different extraciricular (I guess is what you would call them, they were during school, not after school, but optional classes, you need so many optional classes to graduate.) classes that I took. I always had such a ton of oppertunities to witness.
Any way, getting off subject here. lol
Boy, I wish I had a red pen...... Where did she learn to spell extracurricular? field? opportunity? Anyway? Your?
And I always dreamed of being equated with a Winnebago:
And she could be a RV. If you have spoken to her regularly more then once, she is a RV!
Edited by - simplesally on 2 July 2002 2:42:52
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Anybody from Los Angeles,CA
by carlitos71 inlooking to get in contact with any xjw's in la, especially in the southeast-downey,hp,bell
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simplesally
I am currently in Orange County, most recently from San Gabriel, but also from Northern California!