Posts by Funchback

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LATEST WT Study Articles Are All About the WOMEN!

by Funchback in

women still can't handle mic's, count money, count attendance, or give public talks.

"in the first century, some of (the women in the bible) had the privilege of ministering to jesus an his apostles.

("cook that lamb and wash the wine jugs, toots!").

Spirtual Paradise?

by integ in

the witnesses say they are living today in a 'spiritual paradise".

is'nt paradise supposed to be something really good, ecstatic, perfect?

which makes me think......if this is what they consider to be a "paradise" of any kind, what will the earthly paradise be like acording to the jw's?, and who would want to live in a "paradise" where only jw's are the ones there?

Funchback

Here's some things you WON'T see in the JW paradise:

*Bikinis

*Thongs

*Kentucky Fried Chicken

*Dr. Ruth

*Any Matrix movies

*Mini-skirts

*Chinese people

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Your REAL name???

by Odrade in

jw
friends

have any "faders" ever accidentally "outed" themselves by signing their real name to a post?

i'm really paranoid about that, and often go back and recheck my posts to see if it says "odrade.".

odrade

Funchback

I've been posting my real name on this Forum even when I was an active JW with "responsibilities" in the congregation.

I guess Jehovah must be taking a nap.

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Seen any good movies lately?

by StinkyPantz in

jw
friends

the husband and i went to see "house of the dead" the other night, and 30 minutes into it we had to leave because it was so horrible.

rarely have i seen such bad acting outside of a highschool drama performance, and i have never left during a movie.. thing is, i love going to the movies, so it was a major disappointment.

have you seen any good ones lately?

Funchback

'Lost in Translation' starring Bill Murray.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/27/60315/1.ashx

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Lost in Translation

by Funchback in

did anyone else see this movie?

i thought it was hilarious!

bill murray is a funny guy.

Funchback

Six...

I suppose there won't be a Rost in Tlansration - Part II, eh?

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Lost in Translation

by Funchback in

did anyone else see this movie?

i thought it was hilarious!

bill murray is a funny guy.

Funchback

wasasister... I just saw it tonight, too. I guess whatever he said brought closure to them both because he had a BIG ol' grin when he was walking away.

Another funny part was when he was talking to the old Japanese woman in the hospital.

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Lost in Translation

by Funchback in

did anyone else see this movie?

i thought it was hilarious!

bill murray is a funny guy.

Funchback

Did anyone else see this movie? I thought it was hilarious! Bill Murray is a funny guy. One of the funniest parts was when the Japanese woman was telling him to "Lip my stockings!"

One thing I need help understanding: What do you think he was mumbling in the girl's ear at the end of the movie? I'm lost (no pun intended).

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"We Miss You! (but only at the meetings)"

by Funchback in

it has been a good (7) weeks since i've last attended a kh meeting.

this weekend, however, the calls of "encouragement" came rolling in.

on saturday, a brother (actually a very decent, likable, and genuine man) left me a message and said that he misses me at the meetings.

Funchback

luna... You mean I gotta hear that expression for (10) more years???

By the way, welcome to the Forum!

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"We Miss You! (but only at the meetings)"

by Funchback in

it has been a good (7) weeks since i've last attended a kh meeting.

this weekend, however, the calls of "encouragement" came rolling in.

on saturday, a brother (actually a very decent, likable, and genuine man) left me a message and said that he misses me at the meetings.

Funchback

DIM-

Most definitely. I look forward to it.

Also, I got ANOTHER call today from another sister who said EXACTLY: "We miss you at the meetings..."

Why is it ALWAYS "we"??? She is single. She doesn't have any kids. Why can't she say "I" miss you???

Also, again, why is it ONLY at the meetings??? Oh, wait! I know now! It's because Dubs don't do things together recreationally on a regular basis.

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JW in the News - Taping Children to their Desks

by Funchback in

i don't know if this is a repost...

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/6987929.htm

coral gables.

Funchback

Wow!

THAT was weird, eh StinkyP?