Posts by Funchback

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WHO AM I???

by Funchback in

today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.

Funchback

donkey is the winner (ding! ding! ding!)...

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WHO AM I???

by Funchback in

today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.

Funchback

Hmmmm... Okay...okay...Here's a major hint:

This is one of the two guys who pushed the button that brought me to ruins:

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WHO AM I???

by Funchback in

today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.

Funchback

blondie-

Didn't Jesus die at the age of 33 1/3???

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WHO AM I???

by Funchback in

today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.

Funchback

Jackie Gleason may have been "well-rounded" but he passed away many years ago.

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WHO AM I???

by Funchback in

today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.

Funchback

My friend would be insulted!

How can a car serve up ICE COLD, WATERED-DOWN, BEER?

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WHO AM I???

by Funchback in

today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.

Today, I died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday. My death was not accidental. In fact, you could argue that I was executed. I wasn't one of Jehovah's Witnesses but I was present at many of their District Conventions. I've hung out with Funchback many a times and we've taken in some sports together. I've even been present for many Conventions with Funchback.

I was a big guy, too. And, people either loved me or hated me. I thought I was good. I've given many people everlasting memories. However, I've disappointed many people, too. People who liked me will argue that I was comfortable to be with, that I had many levels to me, that I was well-rounded, and that I offered cold beer on the hottest days (except, of course, at the Conventions). Those who hated me will argue that I was very hot under the collar, that I offered lousy food, that my ice cold beer was watered down, that I had too many rats and too many cats.

I tried my best to be all things to all people but now a group of people decided that I was beyond repair; that I couldn't be rehabilitated. So, they decded my fate. They delivered my death-blow at 7:00 AM EST on March 21, 2004.

I was gone in 60 seconds.

Who am I? (Better yet, who WAS I?)

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Dumb JW's vs. Dumb Chiropractor - Who are dumber???

by Funchback in

http://pennlive.com/news/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/news/1079692203137860.xml

chiropractor sentenced in death .

hazleton woman to serve fraud term concurrently .

Funchback

Mulan said:

This is unbelievable.................but I believe it.

Yep! That about sums up my feelings, too.

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E-Watchman Has Sent NGO Letters to Over 5000 U.S. Congregations!

by Greenpalmtreestillmine in

e-watchman has sent over 5000 letters to congregations in the u.s informing them of the ngo debacle and a similar one to 101 branches around the world.

and according to his guestbook post he has signed his real name to the letters!

great work and great news!