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Kingdom Ministry....."What will you do with your free time?"
by integ in
1. social
2. humour
1) with summer just ahead, what plans have you made to increase your share in praising jehovah?

family heads who are entrusted with their families spiritual welfare, will do well to encourage their mates, and children to make the most of any extra time they may have away from the workplace.

by increasing their share in the ministry.
Funchback

The scary thing is this: I can almost imagine the WTS really putting something like this in a magazine or KM.
Ugh! Now I gotta change my shoes because of this crap!
OBSERVADOR: Where are you at in Brazil?
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Beyonce vs. Britney
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. friends
both have endorsed pepsi.

both are excellent entertainers.

both have appeared on "punk'd".
Funchback

Yo-
Beyonce can sing! Didn't any of you catch her sing the (American) National Anthem at the Super Bowl? Trust me, the girl has some serious pipes.
And for the person or people who think Beyonce "let herself go" or has "cellulite": That is straight up false! Beyonce is in great physical shape. All you need to do is look at her lastest video "Naughty Girl".
Yeru- Can I get your niece's phone #???
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Beyonce vs. Britney
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. friends
both have endorsed pepsi.

both are excellent entertainers.

both have appeared on "punk'd".
Funchback

Smart 2-year-old you got there!
I wonder why the photos didn't show? I just copied and pasted them from another site. Hmmmmm.......
Try the refresh button?
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Beyonce vs. Britney
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. friends
both have endorsed pepsi.

both are excellent entertainers.

both have appeared on "punk'd".
Funchback

Both have endorsed Pepsi. Both are excellent Entertainers. Both have appeared on "Punk'd". Both have near-perfect bods. Both put on a heck of a perfomance on stage. Both are very successful. And, I'm pretty sure they both were in the Austin Powers movies.
So, who do you like better? Beyonce or Britney? If you feel so inclined, please explain your answer.
I'll begin: I like Beyonce better because I think she sings and performs better than Britney and also because Beyonce knows how to work it!
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Who Is Your American Idol Pick?
by wednesday in
1. social
2. entertainment
i am crazy about the red headed john.

he is so cute and just has such a cool way about him.

he's a frank sinatra dean martin type singer.
Funchback

Redhead John reminds me of a JW Ministerial Servant. He has an innocence about him, though.
I like Yolanda (is that her name?). She was the 2nd to the last performer tonight.
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WHO AM I???
by Funchback in
1. social
2. current
today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.
Funchback

Thanks, blondie.
Too bad they couldn't implode it DURING a convention.
Hmmm....Just had another thought: Perhaps since the JWs always boast and brag how they are the only ones who give these large stadiums their annual spring cleaning, why not get them to clean up the implosion aftermath?
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Badwillie's Life Part 1
by badwillie in
1. jw
2. experiences
part 1:

it's a long story really.

there are many reasons i quit the jdubs.
Funchback

slip-
They hold all of the conventions at Temple University's Liacouris Center in North Philly (indoor).
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Where did i put it my ticket?
by donkey in
1. jw
2. friends
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can you imagine being the dude who has misplaced his ticket for: .

http://www.nj.com/news/jjournal/index.ssf?/base/news-1/107960823727600.xml.
Funchback

Hey, donkey, maybe a sneaky JDub bought the ticket and is scared sh*tless that the elders are gonna find out.
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WHO AM I???
by Funchback in
1. social
2. current
today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.
Funchback

I loved The Vet for baseball games (no matter how hot it got).
I DETESTED The Vet for District Conventions (the heat, the boring talks, no working water fountains).
I wonder if the heat felt different at baseball games because...say....WE COULD WEAR SHORTS and DRESS CASUALLY in 95 degree weather INSTEAD of wearing A SUIT AND TIE?!?
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WHO AM I???
by Funchback in
1. social
2. current
today, i died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday.

my death was not accidental.

in fact, you could argue that i was executed.
Funchback

Quotes:
You get a prize just for having that awesome site of yours!
"...If you keep your eyes...on the prize..."! Thank your lucky stars that those of you who used to go to Conventions at The Vet no longer have to endure, not only the sweltering heat, but also the lyrics to that song!