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36 years ago today, I was born (PHOTOS)...
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. experiences
these are photos from my 36th birthday.

i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.

ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Funchback

Sunspot-
Thank you for the beer, gift, flower, and most especially for the hugs!

Brian
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Hay algun latino o latina aqui? De donde son?
by divejunkie in
1. jw
2. friends
pregunto porque no he visto ninguna indicacion de algun latino aca.

mis experiencias en las congregaciones han sido siempre en congregaciones latinas o de idioma espanol en eu.

alguien tiene la misma situacion?
Funchback

Boa noite! Eu nao sei qual outra pessoas acha mesma de voce, mais, boa sorte em sua busca!
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Just what was Jesus doing until 1914?
by carla in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
what do jw's think jesus was doing until 1914?

and if satan is ruling everything now, what is jesus doing now?

(in jw minds) it seems to me they believe the 'gates of hell' have prevailed.
Funchback

He's prolly got a massive bout of Hemmoroids. And, he probably combs his beard a lot. That's probably why he doesn't talk...he needs to remove his beard first!
"By this, they will know you are my followers: If you have shaven faces among yourselves".
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What is the wackiest thing God has ever done?
by DannyBloem in
1. watchtower
2. bible
is it killing 42 children because they called prophet elisha a bald headed man (which he probably was, so they did ot even lie)?.

is it killing 70000 innocent israelites because the king david does a counting of the people?

(it is hard to keep the numbers right if the fluctuate so much).
Funchback

Oh! I got one! I got one!
How about flooding the entire earth and all of its inhabitants, then promising to never rub out mankind again using floods (although promising to burn the flesh of of folks at the Big A? Then, turning all of the flesh to become bird food).

But, back to the flood of Noah's day: God doesn't flood the entire earth at one time. Nowadays he chooses to flood it section by section: Tsunamis, typhoons, hurricaines, storms, etc. He must be sitting up ther on his Golden Crapper saying, "Uh-Uh! Remember, I only promised I wouldn't flood the entire earth. See? I have this damn rainbow to prove it. Now, clean up Louisiana, you petty humans!"
Anyway, I actually don't believe in the flood (as told by the bible), but, it's a wacky thing if it did happen.
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36 years ago today, I was born (PHOTOS)...
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. experiences
these are photos from my 36th birthday.

i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.

ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Funchback

Wow, YoursChelbie!
That was my first post using my real identity. Funny thing, though... I confess now that I haven't stepped foot inside of a Kingdom Hall since that same month in 2002! And, I am one of the least religious people you will ever know. And, I am the happiest that I have ever been.
Thanks for dusting off that post!
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36 years ago today, I was born (PHOTOS)...
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. experiences
these are photos from my 36th birthday.

i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.

ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Funchback

Thanks, mrsjones5.
How's life if Indiana? You guys really want to get rid of Ron Artest
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36 years ago today, I was born (PHOTOS)...
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. experiences
these are photos from my 36th birthday.

i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.

ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Funchback

Many, many thanks Balsam!
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36 years ago today, I was born (PHOTOS)...
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. experiences
these are photos from my 36th birthday.

i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.

ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Funchback

Thanks, PoliticallyNeutered2 (is there actually a PoliticallyNeutered1 on this Forum???).
And, welcome to the Forum. Happy New Year!
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36 years ago today, I was born (PHOTOS)...
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. experiences
these are photos from my 36th birthday.

i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.

ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Funchback

I appreciate it, Darth Yhwh (great name, btw)!
By the end of the night (about 4 in the morning), I looked like the Emperor of the Dark Side.
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36 years ago today, I was born (PHOTOS)...
by Funchback in
1. jw
2. experiences
these are photos from my 36th birthday.

i was born january 1, 1970.. but, we partied on december 30!.

ps...i'm the man with the leather jacket.
Funchback

Sparkplug-
Thank you! And here are some facts from 1970 (highlighted facts are for irony):

* Earthquake kills more than 50,000 in Peru (May 31).
*Earth population: 3.706 billion
*U.S. Median Household Income (current dollars): $8,734
*U.S. Unemployment: 3.5%
*Cost of a U.S. first-class stamp: $0.06 *Super Bowl: Kansas City d. Minnesota (23-7)
*Wimbledon - Women: Margaret Court d. B.J. King (14-12 11-9)
Men: John Newcombe d. K. Rosewall (5-7 6-3 6-2 3-6 6-1)
*World Cup: Brazil d. Italy (4-1)
*The Beatles break up. By the end of the year, each member had released a solo album.
* Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin both die drug-related deaths at age 27.
*Monday Night Football debuts on ABC, with Howard Cosell , Frank Gifford , and Don Meredith giving play-by-play.
*Record of the Year: "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In," 5th Dimension
*Album of the Year: Blood, Sweat and Tears, Blood, Sweat and Tears (Columbia)
*Song of the Year: "Games People Play," Joe South, songwriter
*Movies released: M*A*S*H, Patton, Love Story, Airport
*Bar codes (computer-scanned binary signal code) are introduced for retail and industrial use in England.
*Lithium is approved by the FDA for the treatment of manic-depression.
Source: http://www.factmonster.com/year/1970.html