What is the wackiest thing God has ever done?

by DannyBloem 41 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • DannyBloem
    DannyBloem

    Is it killing 42 children because they called prophet Elisha a bald headed man (which he probably was, so they did ot even lie)?

    Is it killing 70000 innocent israelites because the king David does a counting of the people? (It is hard to keep the numbers right if the fluctuate so much)

    Or is it, killing all humans exact 8, because his own angels could not stand it in heaven anymore and left?

    or...

    Can you list more of those so worse deeds?

  • the devil 666
    the devil 666

    what the f**k you on about dickhead get your arse out of the clouds

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Devil 666 you better read the posting guidelines before you post offensive words.

  • darth frosty
    darth frosty

    I always thought that having ezekiel lay against a wall was starnge.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien
    Can you list more of those so worse deeds?

    i always thought the buckets upon buckets of foreskins to sort through was a tad weird.... lol

    oh ya, and that time that god came to earth, and died, and then ressurected himself. that was wacky man.

    he he

    TS

  • JT
    JT

    requiring a woman to get pregnant after her husband has publicly and falsely accused her of cheating on him

  • Spectrum
    Spectrum

    Using gentiles to punish the israelites then punishing the gentiles for punishing the israelites. That's seriously unfair on the gentiles.

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    Writing a book which says that spilling blood, whether beast or human is sweet smelling and a highly righteous act.

    Recall the blessing of solomons temple, the passover and the innumerable battles which required the slaying of all including babies and even beasts.

    Lots( a righteous man) offering his daughters to the men of Sod and Gom to do what they wished to save a couple of angels arses. Just wackey and sick.

    One last wackey one.

    Leaving the "truth" in the middle east(1st cent) and expecting it to fill the earth. Could the choice of area been worse? Lol!

  • Gozz
    Gozz

    Back to Lot:

    a) had two drunken ;) banging sessions with two daughters

    b) declared one of the faithfuls

    No bad deed shall go handsomely unrewarded.

    .

  • DannyBloem
    DannyBloem
    Using gentiles to punish the israelites then punishing the gentiles for punishing the israelites. That's seriously unfair on the gentiles.

    never thought of it that way, but it is hilarious.

    How about the first thing that he let Noah do when he just destroyed almost all animals and man?

    let the man kill some more animals as an offer. Is it never enought?

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